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Baking Bad

by XMark
Twilight, diagnosed with a terminal illness, produces illegal drugs with Pinkie to support Spike

My Little Pony crossed with Breaking Bad:

Several years in the future, a middle-aged Twilight Sparkle is diagnosed with a terminal disease. Facing hospital bills and having severed all ties with Princess Celestia several years ago, and making a meager living as a magic kindergarten teacher, she realizes that she needs to make more money to be able to support Spike.

She sees her opportunity and teams up with Pinkie Pie to produce and sell the popular new illicit drug "Crystal Spark", but runs into difficulties keeping her activities secret, especially since Applejack and Rainbow Dash are leading the Ponyville unit of Princess Celestia's elite anti-drug task force.

Teen
Incomplete
Crossover
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
 
PTASR

20514 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

9 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2012-06-04 07:30:07 UTC
    601
  2. Diagnosis 2012-07-27 06:49:58 UTC
    2101
  3. A Crazy Idea 2012-07-28 04:45:53 UTC
    3742
  4. Back in the Saddle 2012-07-28 05:06:31 UTC
    2484
  5. Trix 2012-07-28 13:31:58 UTC
    2925
  6. In Medias Res 2012-07-28 13:42:17 UTC
    2493
  7. Cupcakes 2012-07-28 14:15:57 UTC
    1950
  8. Problem Solving 2012-09-10 19:57:03 UTC
    2233
  9. Pinkie's Surprise Party 2012-10-26 02:52:57 UTC
    1985