
Baking Bad
Twilight, diagnosed with a terminal illness, produces illegal drugs with Pinkie to support Spike
My Little Pony crossed with Breaking Bad:
Several years in the future, a middle-aged Twilight Sparkle is diagnosed with a terminal disease. Facing hospital bills and having severed all ties with Princess Celestia several years ago, and making a meager living as a magic kindergarten teacher, she realizes that she needs to make more money to be able to support Spike.
She sees her opportunity and teams up with Pinkie Pie to produce and sell the popular new illicit drug "Crystal Spark", but runs into difficulties keeping her activities secret, especially since Applejack and Rainbow Dash are leading the Ponyville unit of Princess Celestia's elite anti-drug task force.





20514 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
9 Chapters:
- Prologue 2012-06-04 07:30:07 UTC601
- Diagnosis 2012-07-27 06:49:58 UTC2101
- A Crazy Idea 2012-07-28 04:45:53 UTC3742
- Back in the Saddle 2012-07-28 05:06:31 UTC2484
- Trix 2012-07-28 13:31:58 UTC2925
- In Medias Res 2012-07-28 13:42:17 UTC2493
- Cupcakes 2012-07-28 14:15:57 UTC1950
- Problem Solving 2012-09-10 19:57:03 UTC2233
- Pinkie's Surprise Party 2012-10-26 02:52:57 UTC1985