PoV: Kelzahkrii/Saber
Location: Train to the Empire
Time: 10:00 A.M. one hour till arrival

I've been playing MW2 on a PS3 with Spike and Discord, they couldn't even get me once the entire match. When the screen showed the scores, Discord was dressed as a CoD fanatic as he threw the remote.

"I call hacks!" He declared, pointing a finger at me.

"Discord, it's not hacking, it's pure skill." I said to him, while lounging back in my chair. Discord snapped his fingers, making his clothes disappear as he sat down as well.

"Two thousand years and I still can't beat you, Dad." He said with a smile. The mane six, minus Fluttershy, were stunned by what he just said. Discord took notice and asked them.

"Was it something I said?" He said as he turned back to me with a confused look.

"Let me get this straight, Discord, your son, was the one who cursed you but you act like it never happened." Twilight said, looking at both of us.

"Yes but Discord is going to help out ponies around wether he like it or not." I said, turning to a clock and saw that we should be able to see the empire by now, so I looked out the window and saw the empire.

The empire

The train finally arrived at the station, I took the chance and changed to my god form. When I was done changing, I grabbed my things, which were basically Scoots stuff and walked out.

When I walked out, the ponies saw me and immediately bowed at my presence. I looked to.my surroundings and saw that everypony in the station were bowing, except the mane six, Discord, Spike and Scootalo.

"You may all rise!" I shouted out, all the ponies soon got back on their feet and started cheering from my return. One of the crystal ponies walked up with a bright smile on her face.

"It's good to have you back, my lord." She said, bowing her head.

"It's good to be back." I said, putting my hand out. The mare soon put hers out as well and started the handshake. After she was done, she went back to what she was doing before. Soon other ponies started asking questions about the meaning of my return and if I will take back the throne.

"My return will not change anything for the empire, for the heir of the empire has already taken the throne and it would be kind of a dick move if I did take it back!" I said answering their questions. It took a few minutes but the ponies finally went back to doing what they were doing. I turned back to the girls and Spike, I motioned them to follow me.

The palace

It didn't take us long to get to the palace, due to me carrying Rarity by magic so she wouldn't get distracted. Scootalo was riding on my shoulders after she got tired of flying around with Rainbow Dash.

Once we made it to the gates, the guards let us in with open arms. We made it to the throne room doors and I kicked them opened.

"I'm back, baby!" I yelled out, the guards who knew who I am, bowed at my presence while the newer ones were pointing spears at me. I looked at the throne and saw Cadenza with a big smile, I snapped my finger making me warp to next to her and gave her a hug.

"How are you doing, sweetie?" I asked her, finishing the hug.

"I'm great!" She said enthusiastically. I was being shined by a light on the other side of the room, I looked and saw that it was 'the crystal heart'. I walked over to it, grabbed it and took a bite out of it, leaving a large bite mark on it. The mane six, Spike and Cadenza gasped at this and were about to yell but I stopped them.

"Don't. This isn't the crystal heart, this was just an actual crystal shaped as a heart." I said as I tossed a piece to Spike and Discord. Discord immediately ate his piece while Spike was still looking at it.

"Cadenza, could you please stand up from the throne. I need to show you all something." I said as Cadenza got up and walked towards Twilight.

I got up to the throne and pulled it, resulting in a loud click followed by the sound of machinery being activated. I turned around and walked down the throne as fast as possible as the throne was sinking in the floor. Soon the floor opened up and an Elevator came up with a ding.

A biped Crystal dragon soon appeared and bowed at me. He looked back up and began to speak.

"Pruzah wah koraav hi ontzos Zoh. Vir vis Zu'u kos do freyend?" He said as he walked to the elevator control panel. I motioned for the girls, Spike and Discord to get in. When everyone was inside, I turned back to the Crystal Drake.

"Kuz mii tum wah faal Yostrah Hil." I said to the Drake. The Crystal Drake soon smirked at my response.

"Lig dein hin yen ahrk ogiir ko ronth, ahrk kovir zor!" He shouted as he put the lever straight down, causing the elevator to drop.

Me and Discord were laughing like mad men while the rest were screaming in fear. Once we reached our stop, the Drake pulled the lever back up making the elevator stop gently.

The Drake soon busted out laughing at their reaction and wiped a tear away. He then turned to me as he bowed his head.

"We have arrived, My lord." He said as he opened the doors to the chamber. Once we were out the doors closed behind us. It took me a while to calm the girls down. When they were calm enough, they started following me.

We arrived at the gates of the Crystal Heart. The gates light soon shined on us and waited for me to say the password.

"Bo bitch! Ofaal tir ven!" I shouted at the gate. The gate emmited a loud hum, then slowly opened.

We went inside the chamber of the crystal heart. I went in front of everyone and pointed at it.

"Everypony, behold the real Crystal Heart!" I shouted as the chamber was lit with the interior lights.

"No matter how many times I see it, it always makes me tear up from it's beauty." Discord said, wiping away a tear.

I felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned and saw that it was Cadenza behind me.

"Yes?" I asked her.

"If this is the crystal heart, then how did Sombra not know of this?" She asked me.

"Because, it was very dumb to hand this out to a guy named Shadow in another language." I said, crossing my arms. I turned to the mane six and saw Twilight taking notes. I snapped my fingers, making her notes light in flames.

"No notes allowed down here." Discord said, while sweeping the ashes away.

Twilight crossed her arms and grumbled out something. I turned to Scootalo and walked over to her.

"You okay Scoots?" I asked her, while crouching down.

"Yeah, it's just I thought I heard something." She said.

"It's the heart, it's trying to talk to you. Trust me, it just has a random pointless conversation with you for hours." I said as I picked her up and put her on my shoulder.

I walked closer to the heart, the closer I got the more noticeable the colors change from green to blue.

"It' time." I said to the heart. The heart emitted a loud hum as the chamber started to shake. After the shaking stopped, I started walking back to the elevator.

Throne room

The elevator stopped at the throne room with a loud ding. I got off with Scoots still on my shoulder and Cadenza holding my arm very tight. I looked over to her with a smile.

"Okay Cadenza, ride is over, you can let go now." I said to her. It took awhile but she finally let go.

"Cadence, what happened to the crystal heart!?" I heard Armor shout out.

"Safe and sound, fuck tard." I said as I patted him on the back.

Soon the room started to tremble and the light of the heart was shining through the room. The spears of the guards soon turned into muskets. I walked outside and saw the chariots changing to some sort of hover-cars and trucks.

"That's it!" I heard Shinning shout out, followed by the sound of a sword being taking out of its sheathe. I turned and saw that he pulled out a sword and pointed at me.

"I had about enough of you. Guards take him in!" He ordered, only to see that his guards were protecting me. One of them stepped up with pissed off look.

"Assaulting the great one is a direct insult to the crystal empire." The guard said. I turned back to look at the center of the city and saw that the heart was rising.

"And done!" I shouted as the Heart was now in the middle of the city.

"What is that!?" Shinning said. Cadenza and Twilight went to him, to explain what was going on. After they were finished with the explanation, he looked at me and gave me a sheepish laugh as he started to walk back slowly.

"Now that we have all the weirdness behind us and move on to your guest rooms to un-pack." Cadenza said as she began to lead us to the guest rooms.

"Hey!!" We all heard Twilight shout. I looked back and saw an orange unicorn mare with Twilights crown in her hands. I began to chase the mare down, she turned left to a room. When I entered the room, I didn't see her, just a mirror.

"Fucking serious?" I said to myself, as the rest of the girls arrived.

"Where'd she go!?" Twi shouted at me. I pointed at the mirror, causing her to laugh a bit.

"Seriously, where did she go!?" She said as she pulled me down to her eye level.

"In the mirror!" I shouted as I stood back up.

"That mirror is actually a portal to another Equestria." I said to everypony. I walked towards the mirror and saw CHS on the other side.

"Come on. We're going to get the crown back." I said to Discord and Twilight. Scootalo and Spike came up to me with determined looks.

"We want to help to!" Scoots and Spike said.

"Fine but you have stick close to one of us." I said, gaining a nod from both of them.

"This is going to be fun!" Discord shouted out in excitement as be stepped through the portal.

Next up was Twilight and Spike, It took Spike to encourage Twilight to make her go through. Now it was me and Scoots. She grabbed hold of my hand as she looked at me.

"Ready?" I asked her.

"As ready as I'll ever be." She said.

We stepped through the portal and.came out through the statue as humans. I looked at myself and saw that I was my human self again. I looked ahead and saw Twilight trying to walk and Discord watching her, trying not to laugh.

Twilight was wearing the CHS uniform, Spike was a dog and Discord was wearing U.S military uniform with the rank of corporal. I was wearing the exact same as Discord but with the rank of Sargeant

"Come on Discord, let's hope they remember us." I said, helping out Twilight and walked to the principals office.

The Principals office

We arrived at the office. I knocked a couple of times and waited. The door opened up and Celestia came out.

"Good to see you, Tia." I said, giving her a salute.

"Richard? Is that you!?" She said with a surprised tone.

"Sure is. Me and Julio came back from being overseas a couple of days ago and we've been trying to get used to being back, I came here to resume my time in school." I said as we went inside the office. We all sat down in our own chairs except for Twilight.

"You two are going back to school and you two?" Celestia asked as she pointed at Twi and Scoots.

"They're new." I quickly said. Tia the wrote down our schedules, as she gave one to Discord she said.

"And please, don't over-prank like last time." She said to him.

"Aww." Discord said as he took the schedule and walked out. Luckily me, Twilight and Scoots had history at first period and lunch at the same hour.

Once out of the office, Twilight started asking questions.

"What just happened? Why did she look like the princess and what are we!?" She shouted at us.

"Yeah, you guys looked like you've been here before." Scoots said gaining a nod from Spike. I noticed Scoots clothing, she was wearing a black shirt with the band AC DC and some jeans.

"And what kind of name is Julio and Richard?" Spike asked.

"I'll have you know that my full name is Julio C. Disc." Discord said with an annoyed tone.

"And my name is Richard." I said, feeling insulted.

"But I thought your name was Saber?" Twilight said, finally able to walk properly.

"It is." I said as we made our way to first period: History.

"But you just said it was Richard." She retorted.

"That's because it is." I said, arriving at the class. Twilight crossed her arms in frustration and followed me inside with Scoots and took our seats.

The door opened up and the teacher came in while holding some paperwork.

"Morning class, I heard that we have two new students and one that came back from being overseas, so for those who still don't know me. I'm Mr.Tirek, your history teacher." He said with a bright smile as he saluted at me.

Author's Note

Yay, I'm done with this one as well.

Discord: Age 19

Tirek: Age 36