Dragon God of Equestria
Equestria Girls: School...FUCK!
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Location: Canterlot High Scool.
Period: 8:00 A.M History
Time: 8:55 A.M.
I've been sitting here for the past thirty minutes listening to History. It took all my will power to not fall asleep in class. I turned to Scoots and saw that she was having the same problem as me. I then looked at Twilight and saw that she was paying close attention to class.
"Now, I need all of you to bring me the biography of George Washington with his accomplishments for tomorrow." Tirek said before the bell rang for the next period. I got up and woke up Scoots from her nap.
"Is it over?" She asked in a tired tone.
"Yeah, come on." I said, while checking our schedules for the next class. Scootalo had math next. I sighed as I looked at my second period: Sex ed.
I stopped by my old locker and started to bang my head on it. Scoots was looking at me as if I've gone insane.
"Come on, I'll take you to your next class." I said, after I finished hitting myself with the locker.
It took me a few minutes but I finally got Scoots to her math class. When I took her inside I told the teacher she was new and got lost. Once that was done, I went to second period.
I managed to arrive before the teacher, good. I took a seat near the window and looked out. I then heard the sound of the door open and close. I looked over and saw the teacher.
"Good morning class, I'm the new Sex Ed teacher, I'm Chysalis." She introduced herself. 'This is going to be a long fucking period, I know it.' I thought as I made a notebook appear out of nowhere and started to draw.
As class was nearing its end, I put the finishing touches on the drawing and added the color to it. The bell rang, so I grabbed the notebook and made my way to Scoots math class to guide her to the next one.
I got to Scoots math class and took her to the next one. I looked at her schedule and saw that she had Gym now with me.
As we were walking towards the gym, Scoots snatched my notebook.
"Hey!?" I shouted at her as she opened it up and saw the drawing.
"Cool, did you make this?" She asked, turning to me in amazement while showing me the drawing.

"Yeah. Do you like it?" I asked her as she gave the notebook back.
"It's awesome!" She exclaimed.
"Alright, we should hurry up." I said as we started to speed up.
We managed to arrive on time to the gym. When we entered, I saw some familiar faces. I saw Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie wearing their gym clothes. Scoots recognized R.D but I told her to stay put.
"Why?" She asked me as we went to take a seat on the bleachers.
"She doesn't know you and It'll make things weird." I said as we sat down. I began to draw again to pass the time.
"Hi!" said an overly hyperactive voice. I looked up and saw Pinkie in front of me.
"Hey." I said as I went back to draw. Pinkie never left as she kept staring at me very weirdly.
"Do I know you?" She asked me.
"Pinkie, don't tell me you don't remember." I said to her. It took her a minute until she recognized me completely.
"Richie, your back!" She said as she hugged me.
"Yes! Now please let me go!" I shouted at her as I was running out of breath. She finally stopped hugging me and stopped bouncing.
"When did you get back?" She asked as she sat down.
"A few hours ago, someone stole something and I'm here to take it back." I said to her, trying to keep this conversation private between us.
"Was it a crown with a gem shaped as a star?" She asked.
"Yeah." I said her as I continued to draw as we talked. Scootalo went ahead and decided to play some sports and managed to play with R.D.
"Yeah I've seen it. Sunset Shimmer had but gave it to the principal as the Fall formal crown." She said.
"Great." I said, as I looked at my drawing and saw that I fucked up in one spot. I erased the mistake and drew it again. I turned to Pinkie with an Idea.
"Does the gym still have the weights?" I asked her, gaining a nod from her. She caught on and zoomed away and came back with the really heavy weights. Everyone saw Pinkie setting uo the weights and went to check it out.
I walked down the bleachers, and walked towards the bench with the weights. I laid down as Pinkie put on the weights on the bar. The weights were of 1,000 pounds. Once Pinkie was done, I lifted the bar like it was nothing. I continued the mini-workout for about thirty minutes, then put the bar back and got up.
I walked over to the bleachers again and continued to draw, leaving the crowd speechless in what I did. The bell then rang signaling second period is done.
I got up and walked out with my notebook in hand to find Twilight. It wasn't long before I founder being harassed by Sunset Shimmer with Snips and Snails. I walked over to them, getting angrier at them.
"What the fuck is going in here!?" I shouted at them, gaining Sunsets attention.
"And who the hell are you!?" She shouted back. I walked closer to her, menacingly.
"The guy who could make it look like as if you never existed." I said to her, getting her to back off a bit.
"So I suggest you get the fuck back." I said, shoving her a bit. She huffed at me and walked away with Snips and Snails in tow. I looked back at Twilight and put my hand out for her. She grabbed it and I pulled her up a bit to hard causing her to hug me in surprise, making me drop my notebook. We were both wide eyed as she let go and saw the notebook.
She picked it up and opened it, looking at the drawing in awe.
"Did you make this?" She asked as she showed me the drawing.

"Yeah, I draw for the fun of it." I said as she gave me the notebook back.
"Hey, let me see your schedule." I said to her. She handed the schedule to me. I saw that she has free period with me. I gave her back the card.
"Hey, I can take you to the library if you want." I said, pointing a thumb at the direction of the library.
"I'd like that." She said as we began to walk. Spikes head popped out of Twis' backpack with a tired look.
"Did I miss anything?" He said while yawning. I chuckled along with Twilight.
"Nah, You didn't miss anything important." I said as I pat his head. We made it to the library, I opened the door for Twilight to go in first, then went inside.
Author's Note
Chysalis: Age 28

Sorry for the short chap, couldn't come up with anything else.

