"No matter how bad things might seem, they can't be any better, they can't be any worse, because that's how things fucking are, so you better get used to it nancy, quit your bitchin." -Church, Red vs Blue

PoV: Lone Saber/Naalein Krelzahkrii
Location: Twilights castle
Time: 8:00 A.M
Next day

It's been a day since I adopted Scootalo, I had to carry her back home after she cried herself to sleep. After I took her to bed, I went downstairs to find Spike and start on his magic lessons again. I had taught him a spell that gives him spectral wings for a certain amount of time, he flew around the room several times.

Now, I'm in my bed enjoying my sleep at last.

'Get your ass up!" was, was enjoying my sleep. I sat up with a sigh.

'What do you two want!?' I mentally shouted at them.

'The cutie mark map, it's about to be activated today and unless you want Starlight Glimmer to steal their cutie marks, well you know.' Saber said.

"Point taken." I said as I got up from bed and went to eat breakfast. I grabbed a bowl and some cereal, served it and put some milk in it and sat down.

While I was eating, I could hear Lone start to sing. I'm pretty sure he's either trying to bug me or he just likes to sing.

'I got the blues, in a headlock.
I got the blues, in my shotgun sight.
I got the blues, they can't get wayyyy~
Ganna make those dirty blues see their last good night
'Then they'll be taking a dirt nap.' I joined in.
'I got the blues, they're a bunch of dirt bags.
I got the blues but I got good aim.
I got the blues, they won't leave me alone
Got a shotgun shell marked each with their names'
'I might've misspelled Caboose'
'Hope in the jeep, put the petal to the metal
I will tear across the canyon while I'm yelling like rebel.
We may not have tank but you could put in a bank.
I'm the soldier most boulder, I've got the highest rank.'
'Blues you just got Sarged'.

I almost choked on my cereal over the Irony of Saber singing along, because his magic aura is blue. Once I finished with eating, I snapped my fingers making me a black shirt with the words 'I am the hype!' written on it and some navy blue jeans. I started making my way towards the throne room when I felt the map being activated.

I arrived just in time to see Spike crush the holographic rock farm Pinkie used to live in.

"You girls found my map, cool." I said as I walked towards them. The girls minus Twilight, Rarity and Pinkie looked at me on confusion.

"Twilight, do you know this weirdo?" Dash asked, pointing a thumb at me. Twilight looked at Dash not amused at what she said, then went ahead and greeted me.

Good morning Lone." She said with a smile.

"And a good morning to ya Twi. But seriously, any of you know what you're doing?" I asked.

"No, we just found it." Twi said as she looked back at the map. I began explaining what the map basically is and what it can do. The map then showed a random location in the northwest, or at least I think it's the northwest.

"I'm going with, you won't know if you need my help." I said to them as I made a back pack full of snacks and another bag full of weapons, just in case.

'Weapons, why weapons? We're a fucking God!' I sighed as I heard Saber.

'Fine, but I want to do something, something that could be very awesome or fucking stupid as hell.' I said as I threw the bag a weapons down on the floor and making it implode.

'How stupid are we talking about here?' Lone asked.

'TFS Goku type of stupid.' I said to them.

'Who?' He asked.

'Team four Star.' Saber said, making Lone say 'oh' as he realized what it meant.

After the mental conversation with Lone and Saber, I began walking towards the mane six and started the journey.

Five hours thirty minutes and sixty one seconds Later

"Way to be precise, Loony." Pinkie said to me.

"I didn't do shit, it's the guy who keeps writing all this." I said pointing upwards at nothing.

"Hey, look at this way, at least you're not like Jackie!" She said before bouncing away to catch up with her friends.

'Rude!' I heard a random voice say.

'You guys heard that to, right?' I asked Lone and Saber.

'Yes, yes we did' They both answered back.

I shook my head, trying to forget what just happened and sped up to catch up. I caught up with them while they were over looking the weird village. The girls went ahead without me as I flew down there instead, so I could spy on Starlight.

It took some time but after the girls met up with Starlight, I decided to go ask a few locals. I grabbed a random stallion and pulled him in the alley.

"Listen, I know some weird shit is going on but I need to make sure, so you're going to tell me why you have the same cutie mark." I said to him, gaining a fearful nod from him.

"It's the so called 'Mayor' of the town, she says that to live in harmony is to be equal. Of course, there were a few who rejected this and went to confront her about it but they never came back." He said.

"Rumor has it, that she takes them to a secluded cave and makes them 'disappear', if you know what I mean." He said as I let him go.

"Sorry about dragging you, I needed the info but thanks for your cooperation." I said as I patted him on the shoulder and signaled that he could leave.

I decided before I continued on, I'll eat a snack first. So, I sat down, pulled up my bag and opened it. I found a bar of Hershey's, so I took it out unwrapped it and started eating it.

'Saber!' I heard Twilight's voice. I leaped up and started to dig my way to them.

PoV: Twilight
Few minutes before

After we made our way down the hill towards the town, we went around asking on why they had the same cutie marks. Pinkie said something about their smiles being forced and not real. We've also talked to the mayor of the town and asked if they were having troubles and she told us that there is a cave full of Timberwolves near here and have been terrorizing the town lately. We went to check out the cave, only to be hit in the back of the head, blindfolded and dragged to Celestia knows where.

After five minutes of being dragged, we heard the sound of a cell door opening, then more dragging and the door closing. We were finally able remove the blindfolds and looked around. I looked at our surroundings and noticed that we're still in the cave but in some structure inside of it.

"I knew at one point my plans would be heard by somepony, but I'm not letting some newby princess stop me." I heard the voice of the mayor. I turned around to see her pointing her staff at me and readying a spell. I could feel something happening to my cutie mark, I looked at it and saw that it was being removed by her spell. I could only do one thing.

"Saber!" I yelled out.

"No one can save you now, you little bi-" Starlight didn't get to finish her sentence as the ground started shaking.

"For thousands of years I lay dormant. Who has disturbed my-" I heard Lone's voice as he popped out of the ground and grabbed Starlight.

"Hey Loony!" Pinkie greeted him.

"Oh hey Pinkie, what's up?" He asked, still holding on to Starlight and acting casual.

"Just help out already!" Dash and A.J shouted at him.

"Fine." He said as he grabbed Starlight by the neck, then took her staff and broke it, then threw her to the wall, knocking here out cold. He used his magic to open the cell doors and made a...bucket of water? He then splashed Starlight with the water, completely soaking her and revealing that her cutie mark was fake. He grabbed her again and teleported away, and came back a few minutes later.

"Let the town deal with her now." He said as he untied Dash and AppleJack.

"How come they only tied us up?" Dash asked.

"Because, you two are fighters." I said to them. I heard the sound of finger snapping and was blinded by a flash of light. When I regained my sight, I saw that we were back at my castle.

"We are not walking all that way again!" I heard Pinkie yell out, I turned around and saw that Pinkie had forced Saber to snap his fingers.

"Don't do that!" He shouted as he pushed her off and making her land perfectly on the ground.

"Pushy!" Pinkie said before walking towards her throne.

"You alright Twilight." Lone said as he walked up to me.

"I got a few bruises and cuts but other than that, I'm fine." I said to him. He raised his hand as it glowed purple. I could feel myself getting healed by his magic.

"Thanks." I said to him. He nodded and walked out of the throne room.

PoV: Lone Saber/Naalein Kelzahkrii

After healing Twilight, I went out for walk. I began wondering on how I was able to hear Twilight back at the town. I didn't use any sound amplifying ability or a mental link with her.

'Fuck it, questions for later. Right now though, lunch!' We all thought at the same time.

Author's Note

Like and/or comment if you liked this. I'm still amazed on thew amount of like I got for this Fic but hey, shit happens.
Have an nice day/night, depending at what time you read this. Enjoy this song from Five Finger Death Punch.
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