Dragon God of Equestria
The Tanta-Fuck!
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PoV: Lone Saber/Naalein Krelzahkrii
Location: Ponyville, Twilights Castle
Time: 4:00 P.M.
Five days later
It's been a few days since we went to that village, I took the chance of the five day break and took care of the organization while disguising myself as their commander. I'm not going in detail but once I made it inside the base, I basically made a fat man launcher and fired inside but the thing was that, either Lone or Saber thought it would be funny that instead of a normal whistling sound for when the nuke is launched, they made it shout out the damn meme.
Flashback three days ago
I just infiltrated their base and took out some guards on the way after learning that they have nuclear reactor, so I made a fat man but when I did, I could've sworn that I heard Lone and Saber snickering.
I started running towards the reactor as the alarm was activated. I saw the reactor doors and blasted it open and ran inside. I then saw the reactor, aimed the fat man and fired.
"JOOOOOHN CEEEENAAA!" I heard the nuke shout as it was launched and the laughter of Lone and Saber, making me facepalm as I teleported out of the base.
Once I was outside, the meme song could be heard as the mountain exploded in a decent sized mushroom cloud, leaving a large crater and some radiaton. I snapped fingers, making the crater into a forest and made the radiation disappear.
'I fucking hate you guys so much right now.' I said to the laughing maniacs.
'Come on dude, it was hilarious!' Saber said as I started to fly back to Ponyville.
'Yeah, that was basically the last thing they heard before being blown up.' Lone said, making me think about the ones who were close enough to hear it, making me chuckle.
'Alright it was funny, but why that though?' I said to them.
'Because it's name was John Cena.' They both answered simultaneously, as I facepalmed.
Flashback end
After I got back to Ponyville, Celestia was already there waiting for me to explain what was the cloud she just saw. I told her what I did, she didn't agree in me killing them but I told her that if I left one alive chances are he would rebuild the organization again, so I had to do it.
Now though, I'm just taking a nice relaxing flight around Ponyville. I stopped as I sensed something sinister was released, I looked over to the direction it came from and saw Canterlot palace.
"Tonight is going to be hell." I said as I continued flying towards Twilights castle to find Spike and continue with his lessons. On the way, I thought about Scootalo and how happy she was about me adopting her.
I landed in front of the castle and walked through the door. I made my way to the throne room and saw Spike cleaning up a bit.
"Spike, it's time for your lessons." I said to him, he dropped what he was doing and followed me to the training room.
Once we made it to the room, I began teaching him some spells related to water and Ice.
It took a while but Spike finally made a sword out of Ice and a platform made of water that he could stand on.
"Cool." I heard Scootalos voice behind me. I turned around and saw her sitting down on the floor while looking at us in amazement.
"Spike, I didn't know you could use magic." She said to Spike as I smiled at her curiosity towards Spikes magic.
"Cool right! Saber said that anything can use magic, they just have to know how." He said as he used the water platform as a hover-board to move around the room.
"So Scoots, how was your day at School?" I asked her.
"Boring as usual, but Ms.Cheerile said that tomorrow their won't be any class, so thats something I'm looking forward to." She said as she flooped on the ground, staring at the ceiling.
"Come on, there's got to be at least one thing interesting you did today." I said as I laid down next to her.
"Well, there is this colt in class named Pipsqueak, he knows some neat magic tricks but he doesn't normally do things like this but today he actually made Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoons cutie mark vanish and I still don't know how he did that." She said as she sat back up.
"I don't usually find that funny but this is D.T and Silver spoon we are talking about, plus I can just imagine their reactions." I said, laughing a bit.
"It was priceless." She said, chuckling at the memory. I made a clock appear on the ceiling, showing me that it was time for diner, so I got up and grabbed Scootalo, surprising her as I put on my shoulder.
"Onward to Diner!" I said in a heroic pose, then started walking towards the dining room.
We arrived in time to see some servants setting up the table, I put Scootalo down so she could take a seat, then sat down. I looked over to Twilight and saw her looking around the room weirdly.
"You okay Twilight?" I asked her.
"I'm fine, it's just this caslte, it doesn't feel like home." She said as she looked down in sadness.
"Home is where the heart is, Twilight. I know that the change of housing feels weird but it'll grow on you." I said as the servants brought in the food. I thanked them as they left.
"By the way, the girls are coming over for a sleepover tonight, just thought I'd tell you before I forget." She said as she began eating her salad. I picked up a fork and began eating.
Not long after she said that, I heard the girls voices heading this way. Pinkie came in first and greeted us.
"Pinkie, why are you wearing a sweater?" Twilight asked her.
"I just got back from celebrating Hearths warming with Jackie." She said as she took of her sweater and threw it to god knows where.
"Who?" Twilight asked, still confused.
"Pinkie, she doesn't need to know about Jak, so stop it." I said, trying to keep it a secret.
"You should've been their Loony, he preformed again." Pinkie said as she sat down. I looked back at Twilight and saw she was still very confused.
"Trust me Twi, you don't want to know." I said to her, gaining a nod from her. After a minute of silence, the rest of the girls entered the dining room, greeted us and took their seats.
They all started to have a nice conversation and Scootalo was hanging out with Rainbow. I don't know what Scoots told her but Rainbow gave me a weird look. I looked at the time and saw that it was getting late, I got up and told Scootalo that she could stay up until ten o'clock, then went to my room so I can finally sleep.
"Hello~ Capital wasteland, it is I, three dog, your master, here me and obey, oops thats that other radio station." I heard the radio through my Pip-boy. I laughed a bit, I rarely have dreams.
"Hey, Naalien!" I heard Lones voice. I looked around and saw Lone running towards me with Saber running behind him.
"So, this is a dream?" I asked the both of them, gaining a shrug from Lone.
"Yeah, but what surprises me is that this is the first dream in two millennia that we've had." Saber said as he took out a hunting rifle.
"Tantabus?" I asked him.
"Tantabus." Saber said, confirming my suspicion.
"Might as well enjoy this and find it." Lone said, pulling out a plasma rifle. I looked at my Pip-boy inventory and saw an assault rifle and a mini-gun with about eight-hundred rounds.
"Those scumbag Slavers way over in Paradise Falls have one big ole bee on their bonnet. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Gasp! But what's this? The bothersome bumblebee looks suspiciously like a certain kid, from a certain Vault... Look, all I'm sayin' is the Wanderer showed up, and then some slaves mysteriously escaped. Coincidence? Oh, I think not..." I heard three dog say. I looked at Lone and Saber.
"What the fuck did you guys do?" I asked them as I narrowed my eyes at them.
"Before we found you, we stopped by Paradise falls and completely destroyed their shit." Saber said.
"Um guys?" Lone said as we both turned to look at him and saw that he was pointing at someone in the distance.
"The tantabus took the form of Evil karma Lone wanderer, really!?" I shouted as I took my assault rifle out and started firing at him. Saber aimed the hunting rifle and fired at it, causing the head to explode in a bloody mess. It soon grew another head as Lone fired his plasma rifle on all the limbs, disintegrating them, only for it to grow more. I had enough of this and pulled out the mini-gun and proceeded to fire at him, tearing everything to shreds.
This time it didn't grow back any limbs but the spirit of the tantabus tore a hole in the fabric of dreams to travel.
"Oh fuck-nuggets." Lone said, making me look at him weirdly as I walked towards the tear. I looked down the tear and saw the other side, I walked back for a running start and sprinted towards it, when i was close enough I jumped and went through it.
While falling to the next dream, I looked up and saw Lone and Saber faliing with me. We then landed in the next dream, I looked around and saw nothing but fucking books.
"Spread out and search for that son of a bitch!" I shouted at Lone and Saber as we split up. Not long after splitting up, I managed to find the center of this place and found Twilight reading a few books. I saw something move next to her and aimed at it as I slowly and quietly made my to it. The tantabus then decided to attack Twilight, but was shot by my assault rifle.
"You are so dead!" I said as I ran towards it as it tried to tear another hole to escape. I tackled it, sending us both through the tear.
PoV: Twilight
I've been reading for, I don't really know how long but I was interrupted by a shadow above. I Looked up and saw a sinister shadow thing about to attack but was stopped when a loud bang was heard.
The creature stepped backed and ripped a hole in the dream scape and was about to escape.
"You are so dead!" I heard Lones voice as I saw him taclke the monster into the tear.
"This way!" I heard another voice say through the hall. I looked and focused to see if anypony was there and saw Saber and Lone?
"Geronimo!" Saber said as he jumped through the tear. Lone was about to jump but stopped and turned to look at me.
"We can explain but first, we need to stop that psycho nightmare monster." He said as he jumped in.
I woke up, looking at my surroundings and remembered the sleepover, and tried to calm down.
"What the hay was that?" I asked myself.
"What you just saw was the tantabus, a being that can manipulate your dreams into nightmares." I heard Lunas voice and looked up as she slowly descended.
"Okay, that explains that thing but what I was really asking about was that I saw three Sabers; one of them looked like the normal Saber, another one looked like Lone and then there's the one that said that he was a fusion, yet they acted as different Ponies." I explained to her.
"The third one's name for when all three of them are present is Naalien." Luna said.
"And if you want to know more about them, you have to ask him." She said. I saw Applejack moving as if she was having a nightmare.
"Let us see what she is witnessing." Luna said as she summoned an orb and connecting itself to AppleJacks dream.
"Try ripping it to shreds again!" We heard Lone say as Naalien pulled out a very large weapon and started firing it at the tantabus.
"Can somepony please tell ne whats going on!?" Applejack shouted at the trio.
"A little hard to explain right now!" Saber said as he pulled out a very large weapon and put it on his shoulder.
"Sorry Naalien but we need this." He said as he pulled the trigger launching something out of it with a very loud shout about somepony named 'John Cena'.
Applejack woke up with a scream while panting.
"Applejack it was just a dream. Lone was trying to destroy something called the tantabus." I said as I began explaining what I know so far. Luna decided to wake everypony up, including Lone with spell.
"Ow! My ears! What the fuck!?" I heard Lone shout at the other end of the hall.
I was soon blinded as I heard somepony teleport in here. I looked and saw Lone.
PoV: Lone Saber/Naalein Kelzahkrii
When I was woken up by a loud screech, I teleported to Twilights room and saw Luna.
"Luna, what did you do!?" I shouted at her.
"You casted a spell and made the tantabus, without ever thinking if it would escape!" I continued shouting at her as my coat slowly turned into fire.
"I know, I made a grave mistake but I'm trying to fix it!" Luna shouted back at me. I started to calm myself down before going i to full rage.
"Whatever, let's just try to fix this." I said as my coat went back to normal. I went back to my room to check on Scoots and saw her sitting down on the bed.
"What's going on?" She asked me with a yawn.
"Luna did something stupid and made a creature that can go into your dreams and turn them into nightmares." I said as flopped on to the bed next to her.
"But how is that bad?" She asked, wanting to know more about.
"If it goes to everypony in Equestria and feed off their misery, it'll try to escape the dreamworld and turn reality itself into a living nightmare." I said as I sat up.
"Naalein?" I heard Twilight call my name.
"How do you know that name?" I asked her as she got in the room.
"Luna told me it after I asked her why I saw three of you." She said.
"You saw Lone and Saber, my name in there is Naalein but out here it's either Lone or Saber." I said as I got up from the bed.
"Luna is going to try to put Ponyville into one colossal dream but she needs our help to fight the tantabus while she holds the dream together." She said as she started walking out of the room and heading towards hers.
"You heard her, Scoots. Time for bed." I said as I got on my bed and fell asleep for the second time.
Dreamville
I opened my eyes again and saw that Lunas spell worked, considering that I'm wearing some T-51d Power armor and that Saber and Lone were standing in front of me.
"So, all of Ponyville is in here?" Lone asked as he prepped his plasma rifle.
"Yeah, I wonder how bad this is going to be?" I asked them, making them shrugg their shoulders. After a few minutes, we both saw the evil wanderer terrorising the ponies with their nightmares. I looked back at the guys and signaled them to move in.
I ran towards the wanderer while Lone and Saber ran towards the citizens of Ponyville to help them out. I tackled the wanderer to the ground and started to pound him to the ground.
"Aww, did you forget about wittle old me?" I said as I delivered another punch. He put a hand on his neck and started to move it while sounds of some flesh moving could be heard.
"Maybe, maybe not, it's so hard to decide when you're me." He said with a smirk as he put his legs on me chest and pushed me off of him, sending me to the nearest building.
"Before we start." I said to him as I got up and dusted myself.
"Why the Lone wanderer wearing the vault 101 suit?" I asked him, making him look at his choice of attire.
"Dude, I had to do the entire tutorial just to go outside and find you, I didn't have time to make something good." He said as he was covered in shadows. Once the shadows were gone, he changed into Enclave hellfire power armor. He started running towards me and I did the same. We both tried to deliver a punch but our fists collided, creating a shockwave and sending us both flying.I landed with a loud thud.
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I opened my eyes to looked around and saw all of Ponyville using their dreams to their advantage. Everything seemed to be slowed down as I looked around.
I saw Applejack in some super hero outfit, trying to tie up some of the nightmare fog. Twilight sunnoning books and firing spells at it. Pinkie was using party pistols. Rarity was using the fabric from her work shop as a weapon, God knows how. Fluttershy was on a mutant Angel bunny and Rainbow Dash was in a super hero outfit, trying to make a tornado to capture the fog of night mares. I tried to get up despite the pain I was feeling and used my assault rifle as a crutch to help me up. I walked tbrough the battlefield towards The shadow wanderer as he slowly walked towards me.
We both summoned swords and started to fight. He swipe he did was blocked by me and vice-versa. The shadow decided to pin me down as he pushed the sword with all his strenght. That's when I remembered, he feeds off of misery. I turned to Luna while trying to push the shadow away and saw that she had the look of self-hate and regret.
"Equestria is doomed and it's all my fault again!" She shouted as a few tears escaped, making the nightmare fog and shadow wanderer grow in strength.
"This will be enough power to escape!" He shouted as he went into the nightmare fog as it was changing into a shadow alicorn and started to pierce the fabric of the dreams.
"Naalein, we have to come up with something!" Lone shouted behind me. I looked over to him and saw that he looked worn out from fighting the nightmares.
I looked back up at the giant tear and saw Rainbow dash and AppleJacks lasso pulling the shadow back in as Rarity was sowing the tear back to normal.
"I got an idea." I said as I started to grow into my dragon form.
I felt the armor break apart as my wings and tail grew. My coat turned into scales and my nails were razor sharp while my eyes were changing also.

Once the change was done, I roared at the shadow as I pinned it down and started hitting it.
PoV: Twilight
It grew, the tantabus grew and was tearing the dream to escape. I heard a loud roar and saw a giant bipedal dragon as it pinned the shadow down and started to hit it.
"Well then, let's go Lone. That thing won't be defeated by Naalein alone." I heard Saber say as I looked at him. He got on a crawling position and his body started to change. He grew stone like wings and his coat turned into brown scaled. His mane and tale bursted into flames.

Once the change was done, he wasted no time in flying towards the shadow as it got up and pushed Naalein off of him but was tackled by Saber as he grabbed it's arm while Naalein grabbed the other.
I looked over to Lone and was about to ask why hasn't he changed but be was soon covered in a torrent of flame.

Once the fire stopped, there was the giant fire demon standing were Lone was. Lone grabbed two buildings and started walking backwards as his arms stretched. Once he was far enough he he put his other two arms to hold him like if it was a slingshot and let go, making him fly off towards the shadow. While in the air Lone positioned all of his arms infront of him and collided with the shadow.
"This is all my fault." I heard Luna say to herself.
"Luna, you have to let go of the past. You can't change what happened, only what's going to happen. Look i know you caused this but you're also trying to fix it." I said to her, making her look at the shadow and then to us.
"So, will you just accept that what happened a thousand years ago and move on or will you just wallow in that failure." I said to her.
"I see that now, I can't change my mistakes but I can learn from them!" She said as her eyes started glowing a bright white. I looked over to the shadow and saw that it was walking towards Luna as it was shrinking to Lunas height.
Once it was standing in front of her, it walked and fused with Luna as she was cancelling the spell for the large dream.
PoV: Lone Saber/Naalein Krelzahkrii
Time: 9:00 P.M
After Luna stopped the spell, every one woke up and started celebrating it's defeat while I stayed in bed to try to go back to sleep. Twilight and Spike had to dump Ice cold water to get me up, I was about to shout at them but stopped as I smelled pancakes. I told them they won this time as I walked towards the dining room to eat.
"Let's hope today won't have anything serious in store." Lone said as I started eating.
"Hopefully." Saber said. I shook my head, to tired to even speak to them right now.
After breakfast was done, Luna said her goodbyes and flew back to Canterlot. I took the chance and made some really strong coffe. I drank the coffe and acted like Popeye when he eats spinach to get the strength boost, making the girl, Spike and even Scootalo laugh at my antics.
Author's Note
Sorry this took so long, I had a doctors appointment yesterday and didn't have that much internet to speed up.
Don't expect a lot of Fallout things, I did now because it was the dream realm. And for those who waited for the destruction of the unnamed organization, I'm really sorry but I couldn't come up with anything good so I ended them in this chapter. The Fat man screaming John Cena is actually a mod for Fallout 4, it switches the normal nuke whistling for someone shouting out John Cena and when it exploded the song kicks in instead of the explosion sound.
Stay safe, amigos and have a pleasant day/night/apocalypse.

