Dragon God of Equestria
Slice of life is still a thing, right?
Previous ChapterNext ChapterPoV: Lone Saber/ Naalein Kelzahkrii
Location: Twilights castle, dining room
Time: 10:00 A.M. an hour later after fight against the Shadow Alicorn
Day: Thursday
After giving me the extra boost to wake me up, I took Scootalo and Spike to play some video games. While playing Ratchet Deadlock, Spike said that today was the wedding of two mules named Cranky and Matilda.
We continued playing for an hour longer till the game ended. I won the free-for-all match as a Red Racthet.
"Glory to the Red flag!" I shouted while laughing my ass off.
"How? How did you even jump that gap with only the jet boots?" Spike asked, gaining a shrugg from me.
"I believed that I could, then got extremely lucky." I said, making Scootalo giggle at my answer. I looked at the time and saw that it was eleven, Spike said that the wedding is at five, so we still got time to kill. I snapped my fingers switching the PS2 for a PS3 with CoD Black ops in it, ready to play zombies.
"You two want to find out how to survive a zombie apocalypse?" I said, gaining eager nods from the both of them. I made two more controllers for them and picked Der Riese.
Half an hour later
The laughter of the game could be heard as the screen showed the words Game over.
"Come on, let's take a walk around town." I said as I got up.
"Shouldn't we eat fiirst?" Scootalo said as she stretched her wings.
"We'll eat out." I said as I made a safe appear and opened it, showing them a void of nothing. I sighed as I crawled inside, I hate it when it does this. I crawled through and ended up in a grove of bits. I rolled my eyes on how the safe like to organize my money while taking fifty bits and putting them in a small bag.
I then started to crawl back out. I got out and saw a slack jawed Scootalo and a dumbstruck Spike.
"The safe, it has a mind of it's own for some reason." I said as I made the safe disappear and grabbed Scootalo while Spike decided to use his new found water spell to get around town.
Once we were outside, we were greeted with the sight of the mane six fighting against some kind of panda bug bear.
"Shouldn't we, you know, help them?" Spike asked. I looked at Scootalo and gained a shrug from her.
"I'm sure they've got it handled." I said as I looked back at the fight and saw Rainbow Dash get sent flying towards AppleJack and crashed into each other.
"Yup, handled." I said as I walked towards the nearest restaurant for lunch. We passed by the post office in time to see Cranky talk to Derpy as she offered him a muffin. I shook my head and continued on.
We soon found a restaurant and went inside. I had a lettuce, tomato and hay sandwich, Scootalo had the hay fries along with Spike. While eating, I decided to tell them a little about my past and how I'm Celestia and Lunas uncle. They were sad to hear that their parents were murdered by a griffin assassin, which lead to the massacre of Griffonia in my fit of pure unadulterated rage to try to wipe the griffin race out of existence, but was stopped when Discord, Celestia and Luna combined their magic in order to calm me down. After I saw what I had done, I isolated myself in my own little pocket dimension for days, then came out anew.
Now that I think about it, I think that's how Lone was created.
'Could be. I mean, I've been stuck inside that cell for so long and I guess lost my memories on the way.' Lone suggested.
'Yeah, I think I remember that.' Saber said as I continued to eat. Once everyone was done eating, I paid the bill of twenty bits and left the place with Scoots and Spike following behind. I looked back at Scootalo with a smirk as I spread my wings, ready to take off. She did the same and Spike casted the spectral wings for himself as he got ready for the little race.
"Firstonetothetowncenterwins!" I said with speed as I immediately took off.
"No fair!" Scoots shouted as she took of with impressive speed and caught up with me.
"Later!" I heard Spike shout as he shot passed me and Scoots while using the fire spell as boosters.
"Scoots, get on, it just became a two versus one!" I shouted at Scootalo. She flew to my back and latched on. I grinned as my palms and feet were shooting out flames, increasing my speed by a shit ton.
"Slowpoke!" Me and Scootalo shouted at Spike as we passed him and stooped by the fountain.
"We win!" Scoots said as I helped her off my back. Spike showed up a few seconds later.
"That was a two versus one, that's totally not fair." Spike said, making me chuckle a bit.
"All is fair in love and war, my little dragon friend." I said as I patted him on the head, making him swat my hand away with a smile in his face. I saw Applebloom and Sweetie Belle walking by but stopped as they saw us and stared to walk towards us.
"Hey girls." Scoots greeted her two friends.
"Scootalo, we were looking for you to see if you wanted to go crusading today?" Sweetie Belle asked her. Scootalo turned to look at me for my permission.
"You don't need my permission to go with your friends, Scoots." I said, gaining a hug from her before she walked away with her friends. Me and Spike decided to walk around Ponyville to see if theirs anything we could do. While strolling around, The fight from earlier moved around passing the both of us, almost running me over.
"Hey, I'm walking here!" I shouted while I raised my arms up in frustration. After shouting in vein, I came up with something to do while waiting for the wedding. I grabbed Spike, surprising him and took off straight up above the clouds. Spike re-casted the spectral wings while we were hovering.
"Here's something I used to do back where I'm from!" I said as he flew next to me.
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"It's called skydiving, you fall, do whatever you want while falling, then when you thinks it's time, you use your wings to slow down your fall!" I shouted as I closed my wings and began my descent with Spike not to far behind. We got in a thick layer of clouds, blocking our vision only for a few seconds as we went through the clouds and saw all of Ponyville. I flipped around a few times, then me and Spike spiraled around each other from a close proximity. I spread my wings to glide around and Spike did the same.
"This is awesome!" Spike exclaimed as he did a barrel roll.
"I know right, anyway follow me man!" I said as I glided ahead of him and headed towards town again. I saw Steven Magnet slithering towards town hall for the wedding.
"Stevie, heads up!" I shouted, gaining his attention. Once he saw me, he positioned himself to be used like a rail for me and Spike. I got ready to grind and landed on his tail first with Spike behind and grinded along his scaly back, jumped off his head and landed.
"It's good to see you to, Kelzahkrii." Steven said as we started to head to the town hall with him.
"Long time no see man, here for the wedding?" I asked him.
"Why of course, me and Cranky go way back." He said. I soon heard the sound of Dub-step behind us. I looked behind and saw a large stereo on wheels carrying the majority of Ponyville heading straight towards us. I saw that Steven quickly moved out of the way. Me and Spike got hit by the thing and landed on top pf some ponies The town hall was son closing in. We all shouted for ponies to move out of the way and saw the giant bug bear turn into a golden cane in the middle of the way, making us fly off and land perfectly seated inside the hall.
Me and Spike were wide eyed by what the fuck just happened but shook our heads and looked around and saw everypony and Steven gathered in town hall. I even saw Celestia and Luna arguing about something. I then saw the wedding cake and narrowed my eyes at it.
"Dude, why are you staring at the cake like that?" Spike asked as he saw what I was looking at.
"I thought the cake was a lie, guess not this time." I said as turned to look at everyone else and saw a changeling foal sitting next to a group of children. I sighed as I made him hover over to me and sat him down on the empty chair next to me.
"I'm not racist, just so you know." I said as I even saw Cadenza comforting a crying Shining Armor.
"Sorry, he just get's really emotional at wedding but mostly when it already started." Cadenza said to the ponies who were looking at them.
"Is everyone in?" I heard the mayor ask. I looked back at the door and saw Derpy Hooves at the door as the mane six were hauling ass towards it but were locked out as she closed the door.
"Everypony is accounted for!" She said with enthusiasm as she walked back to her seat. As the wedding began, the music started to play as both Cranky and Matilda were standing in front of the mayor. As the mayor gave her speech to the couple, I could hear Steven crying his eyes out. Then they said their vows and the mayor pronounced them man and wife, making everyone, including me start clapping at them.
I decided to go check on the girls outside and found them in a group hug.
I shook my head with a smile and spread my wing, quickly taking off. Seeing the two mules getting married made me think to myself.
'Will I ever have special somepony of my own or am I destined to live in eternal loneliness?' I thought as I flapped my wings, trying to gain more speed.
'Who knows? Maybe we'll find someone.' Saber said to me.
'But then again, they could be out for your power but that's just my opinion.' Lone said as the sound of a few pool balls smacking around could be heard. I sighed with a smile as I looked at the horizon.
Author's Note
Done, sorry it took to long for another chap, I've gotten a cold and it's been driving me insane but somehow, I managed to make this in a day.
Enjoy the song that gave me the inspiration to work
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Good day/night, whatever!

