Twenty-one Pilot Episodes Later...

***WARNING*** This fic is a literal piece of shit. Don't enjoy.

Twilight walks into the factory for another wonderful day at work.

"Ah, the fresh smell of glue in the morning." Twilight says as she eats a bottle of glue. "Would you like some, Spike?"

"Twilight, just because you have autism doesn't mean I have to have it, too." Spike says in reply.

"Oh well, more paste for me!" Twilight says as she eats another bottle of glue.

The manager of the factory comes out to see how everypony is doing on the job.

"How are we doing, everypony?" He asks. "Flim and Flam, the glue production seems to be all under control and speedy. Berry Punch, how's the taste testing coming along?"

Berry Punch is passed out on the floor. She drank one too many glue cocktails. Either that or she suffocated because the glue cocktails sealed her mouth shut. Either way, nobody gives a single fuck.

"Vinyl, how's the mixing coming along?" The manager says. Vinyl says nothing, because she doesn't have a voice actor. This means it's canon and she can't speak in this fic.

The manager comes back around to see how Twilight's doing in her field. Twilight's job is to put the final ingredient into the glue. This is what gives the glue it's amazing taste.

"How's everything coming, Twilight? What. I don't even. Twilight."

Twilight has glued her hooves to her face once again. "I GLUED MY HOOVES TO MY FACE ON ACCIDENT BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO TASTE THE GLUE BUT I WIPED THE GLUE ALL OVER MY FACE AND NOW MY HOOVES ARE GLUED TO MY FACE AGAIN OOPS"

The manager looks at Twilight like she has autism. It's ok, because she does, and she can't help it. "It's ok, i understand what ponies like you need. Autistic people like to speak, but if you eat the glue, you'll be like Berry Punch and all of your problems will disappear."

The manager then realizes that Twilight has been eating the glue for the past thirty-seven minutes.

"Twilight, you've just earned yourself Employee of the Year for your dedication to all things...sticky."

The manager then beats Twilight unconscious with his giant horse cock and throws her in a dumpster.

Not to be continued in the next chapter, and hopefully no chapter after this. Twilight should be executed.