Rarity has a huge new order to fulfill for her Canterlot friend Fancy Pants. But the clock is quickly ticking the hours away, and her materials are running much too low. But when she takes the time to observe her friends' fur, she discovers that maybe her fabrics aren't as scarce as she thought.

"Pfft! BAH ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Hee hee hee hee! Is this a snuff film?"

"Woo doggy. This here script is near impossible in some places."

"Tell me about it. I can't believe how many words they throw into this one line. Why would I ever say such long-winded mouthfuls?"

"Plus, we turn our heads around all the time. How would you go about 'snapping' my neck?"

"Oh well. Might as well have fun with this."
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Rated "Teen" for hints toward very bloody messes.
Inspired by an acquaintance who suggested that it calms him down, having an actor-verse for these characters to talk about after the horror scenes of some fanfics are done.