Royal dirty laundry.

''Discord? is that a pair of my royal silk lace undergarments on thine muzzle?'' Princess Luna asked with an eyebrow arched at the compromising position she had seen him in.

''Yes princess, it is.'' He said taking the ones on his muzzle and crotch off him, there was no hiding it, Luna had the sap dead to rights. ''Please, don't be...too angry with me, I only did because I A: haven't gotten any pony pussy in over a thousand years since you two turned me into a lawn ornament for the Canterlot gardens. B:....I've never seen two mares as devine and beautiful as you and your gorgeous sister.'' He said getting on bended knee and appealing to the princess's love of drama theatricics. He made a feathered cap appear on his head and a frilly flamboyant stuffed shirt. ''Oh Luna; my precious Princess Luna, for all those years spent in stone, never before had thy eyes beheld a beauty of brilliance and a hint of bravo.'' He recited showing self satisfying sufficient aptitude and ability at alliteration. ''Know now my ways were only offish attempts at your admiration to me.'' He finished taking his hat off; holding her hoof, and delivering a gentleman like kiss to it, almost making the moronic if not borderline maniacal perverted pest image he had made out to be, become erased from her magesty's memory.

"Oh Discord cut thine act, thou is a perv of pervs and nothing can change that." Luna picked a black lacy camisole and a skimpy thong, she also found a pair of black fishnet stockings. She smiled as Discord began to stuff clothes into a washing machine. As much as she didn't want to say it, she could sympathize with the draconiqquis.

Luna herself hadn't been intimate with a stallion in over a thousand years. All that time spent alone in the cold darkness of the moon, her hands the only relief, it could only satisfy her for so long, it wasn't long before she began to shape moon rocks into improvised dildos, but she had built up a burning desire for the real thing. She wanted a male to rut her like a mare in heat, because for the last several centuries, that's exactly what she had been.

"I'll just have the laundry done, no more satisfying my depraved fetishes princess, I promise. He said though he did sneak a quick sniff of Celestia's white panties with pink frilly lace. Luna smirked as she slid the silky black stockings over her long shapley legs, the she slowly pulled her tight black thong over them under her skirt which she let fall to floor, finally she slid the camie over her baby tee. It was tricky but she managed to swap the clothes without letting Discord see anything.

"Oh Discord?"She said sauntering over to him with a sway and swish of her hips, unlike her sister, Luna was more muscular in build. Her hips where strong and well tapered which complimented her feminine physique gracefully. Her rear filled out the thong on her backside perfectly, and her toned and shapley rump was so tight and squeezeable. Though it lacked the bubbly and jiggling fullness of her sister's sweets loving flanks, many a batpony guard found himself using reserves of resistance, to keep from giving in to the temptation to give her firm, toned flanks a good slap or hard grope.

"Uhhh yes your majesty?" Discord said growing very flustered seeing the sexy as Tartus, the gorgeous goddess of the moon flirt with him. She noticed he was turning red, she gave her chest a little shake making her big, D cup sized brests sway side to side, Luna always admired her bossom and she knew males enjoyed looking at it, but she didnt want to spoil the fun just yet.

"What did thou fantasize about while thoust were jerking off in my and thy sister's royal undergarments?" She said brushing her muzzle against his. He gazed into her big soft eyes, he felt so...safe looking into those eyes, those aqua green rubies of eyes. Like she understood him, she trusted him, and she couldn't nor wouldn't judge him no matter what she told him.

"I...I saw myself." He said as he took her slender, delicate hands in his scaly claws, geeling the gentle velvety fur on them as they held his own ones tightly.

"And?" She said as her wings, her beautiful and devine wings, unfolded behind her, she let the hair scrunchie unroll and her ethereal and stellar mane flowed like a map of the spaceways behind her. In his loins, Discord felt a great stirring as his errection began to stir back to life.

"I...was on my back as you forced that strong, toned ass of yours onto my face." Luna blushed and giggled sheepishly, she never heard any dirty talk before, it wasn't something that the nobility used in courtship. It was a a practice more reserved for the whores and lower class in her time.

"What else? Did we (as in him and her not the royal "we") "have a good time?", as thy subjects say?" Discord smirked as he stuck his long forked tounge out and licked her hyper sensitive pony ear. Luna, like all ponies, loved having her ear played with.

"Maybe we did...would you...like to try it?" He said laying on a towel on the floor. "If your intresed in me that way, as I am in you." He said as the princess stood over him, blushing as red as a rosebud.

"Thou do know the undergarments thou are wearing are..."pretty ripe," "again as the young subjects like to say." She said lowering hervself into the draconiqquis snout.

"Your majesty, your body and form is pure perfection, it makes up for the fact that these bloomers are unwashed exponentially." With that he gave the fabric of the thong a teasing lick, making Lyna shudder in pleasure at his tounge on her royal...and impressively aroused vag. Discord was enraptured by the taste, even her fluid was flawless in taste and density, like the nectar of the sweetest fruits and succulent juices. "Show me your breasts princess." He said looking up at her.

Luna giggled, the princess of the night, the mistress of dreams, and ageless ruler that could command untold forces of darkness, and she was giggling like a little filly. She began lifting her black camie over her head just as Discord caught a glimpse of her dark nipples she let it fall back down, he made a stock deflation sound as his dick went limper than a well cooked noodle.

"Aww why do you have to be such a tease?" He said as she began to grind her hips on his snout, making her swollen lips press against the crotch of her underwear.

"Ask and thou shall receive subject." She said swaying her hips side to side on his muzzle.

"Mmmphh please." He said muffled by muff, Luna clenched her muscles tight, her tights begance to squeeze around his head and he was conflicting between a need for air and getting lost in the sweaty, musky grip of her flanks. Luna rubbed his ears softly and lossened her grip a bit.

"Good little draconiqquis." She said taking her camisole off letting her round well developed D cup breasts bounce and jiggle free. She pinched her peaky nipples and tugged her breasts out, moaning in a mix of pained pleasure at being rough with herself. Without thinking, Discord grabbed her panties by the hem in his teeth and pulled them down. Naked save for the stockings on her feet. Discord leaned up and snakes his long forked tounge onto her pink slit, licking it slowly making Luna moan and shiver.

"Oh yes Discord...mhhhmmm more of that!" She squeaked before biting down on the knuckle of her forefinger. Discord complied by sending his tounge deeper into the folds of her fleshy crevice. He felt a spongy little nub a few inches inside her and gave it a few licks. Luna saw stars as bolts of electricity went from the base of her spine to the very nerve center of her brain, he was licking her G-spot. "Ooooh ahhh! Oh CELESTIA!"

He wrapped his lips on her vaginal lips and sucked her juicy nectar as his tounge licked at her super sensitive spot. She threw her head back as her silky spectrum of a mane flew behind her like curtians caught in a breeze. Discord sucked and licked his allicorn lover nice and clean, she was left flushed red and not all there as she lay on her back panting for air.

"Was it good for you princess?" He asked wiping hos snout clean.

"Discord wait!" Luna practically shouted in her (in)famous Royal Canterlot Voice, "I...I want neigh Thou needest to feel you inside me...I've never been so...Please more." She begged raising her midnight bluish tail over her back and using her fingers, she spread her dripping need lips open the clenching flesh dripping with saliva and her lube. Discord got behind her his long draconian member grinding in between her firm toned rear. Before giving her a sharp slap on the ass.

"Ahh...how...how dare thou spank the royal flanks as if thoust was but a common whorse...do it again!" She begged with his cock sandwiched between her cheeks. He was only to happy to oblige, her wish his command. Another smack to those flanks, square on her half moon cutie marks and the darker fur of her rear. "More...rut me subject, please!" She begged her eyelashes fluttering flirtatiously.

"As her majesty wishes, so shall it be." And he slid his long thick shaft into her depths. His organ slid into her with little resistance, but it did grip and clench him tightly. Luna moaned and gripped her breasts hard as she felt his thighs slapping into her ass, his balls jiggling and slamming into her clit. -"is it too your liking princess?"

"Yes, yes Discord! It's like nothing we've ever felt before!" She said her modern english lessons slipping as he became lost in the pleasure. Her pussy quivered and trembled as his thusts because harder and deeper. He let out a snarl and hiss regressing into the beasts he was made up off. As his claws scratched the dark fur on her ass.

"Oh Luna! Why didnt we do this sooner?" He asked ad his balls began to tighten as he felt hself teetering ever closer to the edge.

"Why'd you never ask?" Luna said her own orgasm getting closet, "ahh ahhh ohhh Discord, please please don't stop, we are so very close!" She screamed and her wings flared stiff and vibrantly untill her voice gave out and her pussy squirted gallons of mare cum onto Discord's cock and balls. He took it as more than enough a sign he could cum.

"Im cummimg Luna!" He hissed and and bared his teeth as he slamed into her one last time and pumped his loads of draconiqquis jism into her depths. As hs cock began to deflate he pulled out shuddering at the sensitivity of his tip as it left her.

"We (as in them both) should get this laundry done before thy sister suspects something. She said dumping an armfull of clothes into a machine. She also threw her baby tee and skirt back on.

"Yes let's get back to work...oh and princess?" He said his eyes locking with her's.

"Yes Discord?" She said kissing him on his lips softly.

"Thank you...I love you princess." He said kissing her back.

"If you want my sister...know that it would bother me not if you get close with her, maybe if you are to her liking as mine, maybe you'll have a chance to see a different kind of eclipse...maybe, she said giving him a seductive and playful wink.