Royal dirty laundry.

"Here you are Discord," Princess Luna said as she unlocked the door to the castle's laundry. The room was located in the first sub-level of the castle; below the main rooms used for events such as the gala and where the general population is usually allowed, but above the more...practical areas such as the dungeons and armory. The room was a somewhat typical example of a laundry room; cold white tiles, white stone walls, and several washers and dryers at the back of the room.

The clothes had been packed up in white canvas sacks; and the two of them passed bag after bag as they made their way to the washers. "Now...I take it thou know of thine sister's warning about our clothes?" She said as Discord rubbed his claws together ready to work. Luna was still in the process of learning modern speaking patterns, she got the hang of saying I not we, and a less...Shakespearean dialect. Yet still was prone to say things like; 'thine' and 'thoust'.

"Yes Yes Luna I got it don't even DYE them a new color, can I get on with my sacred work please?" He said practically gritting his teeth in anxiety to get his grubby hands on those dirty panties. He licked his lips as his eyes caught a glimpse of white lace sticking out of one of the bags. Luna walked off leaving Discord alone, he couldn't help bit give her rear a look as she walked off, she wasn't as conservative as her sister, and preferred to saunter around the castle in short skirts and tiny baby tees, of course in public and when on royal duty she had her full regalia and long black dress on.

"Hmm never noticed the moon goddess isn't half bad herself, but for now...I'll have to make do." He said opening a bag up and dumping its contents on a table out. "Jackpot," he said in delight as the bag held several pairs of Celestia's undergarments. "All alone with the princesses dirty panties." Discord's first pair he practically pounced on; was a white lace pair, the kind that had a full front for the crotch, but the back was little more than a tight thong that...maybe days maybe weeks ago, had been wedged in the crack of Celestia's flanks.

It was a filthy thing to do, but he'd gone this far, too late for shame now. Discord brought the back thong to his nostrils and took a deep, slow, sniff of the sweat and smell of Celestia's ass that had been lingering on the fabric. He sniffed as if he was inspecting the bouquet of some well aged wine, only instead of sweet,and robust. The smell in his nose was; musky, salty, with a slight hint of...odor.

It wasn't a so bad it turned him off kind of body odor, it was hard to put into words, but at best it was like the way some ponies like that body odor smell they get when they're all sweaty, that some other ponies like too for some reason, body chemistry is weird sometimes.

"Ahhh, you smell so devine princess." He said as he felt the blood rushing south to his cock. He wrapped his scally claw on the zipper and pulled it down, the zipper was comicly longer than most zippers. When Discord got the long teeth separated, his footlong Draconian cock flopped out before springing to full on hardness as his jeans hit the floor.

He set the white panties aside before a very naughty idea came to mind, Discord held the panties out as he placed his legs into the holes for them. He shuddered as the lacy fabric felt pleasant on his legs before he snapped them on around his waist and genitals. "Mhhm this is...so wrong but it feels so right." He said as he picked up another pair.

This one was a bit better; as it had more of a backside to it than the others, the crotch was hand embroidered with Celestia's own sun emblem cutie mark, and the panties back had 'hot ass' written on it. In his warped little mind, Discord could see Celestia in the panties, all on her hands and knees, tail raised over her back, as she gave that big bubble butt, no doubt thanks to her pertinent taste for sweets. A seductive side to side sway.

"I've seen the way you're always looking at my royal ass Discord," his fantasy Celestia said as she swayed those luscious hips for him. "Now dig your muzzle in there, and don't be afraid to get...bucking filthy." He didn't need to be told twice, Discord plunged his snout into her round ass without an ounce of shame Celestia moaned in pleasure as she felt his long serpentine tongue slip all around her cheeks, and even the edge of her tight puckering anus. Reality came around to him hard, he believed himself to rimming the Princesses asshole, while all he really had licking the back of her panties. all while he stroked his long Draconian cock, but he didn't want to cum, not yet.

"Let's try and find a pair of your underwear Luna." He said slipping the thong off him, a big wet patch of precum on the front. Discord proceeded to dig in pairs of black and midnight blue skirts, shirts, and dresses. Until he found just what he wanted. "Oh Luna, you naughty, naughty mare." He said as he picked up a super skimpy black thong with blue lace and "naughty princess," written in beads on the bac of the skimpy panties. It didn't take much for Discord to imagine Luna sliding her fingers in and out of her bushy pussy, eyes half lidded and moaning in bliss for him.

"Oh Discord, I'm an ever bigger slut than my sister." she said as she stood over him as he lay on his back, his long forked tounge snaking and anxious to taste the fantasy Luna's succulent pussy.

''Ah Luna my mare, why did I ever run amok all over the world and make that beautiful sister of yours stone me?'' He was actually half right as he said this to fantasy Luna, these two had been what he really desired. their lusciously soft coats, the slender delicate and well manicured nails, and those manes. Discord was more interested in the Princess of the night's ass she was lowering onto his face. Unlike the plump but soft and squishy cheeks of her sister, Luna's rear was well toned and muscular. He imaged she just got done doing some cardio, mady callisthenics and was one sweaty, and filthy pony, in more was than one.

''Oh just shut up and enjoy it you sexy Draoniqquis'' she said practically smothering him with her donut hole as she sat on his face, giggling at the goat beard ticking her pussy, too bad it was all only in Discord's head as he lay on the laundry room floor jerking off. Still, the powers of the God of choas and mischievous intent could warp even his own reality to make his fantasy as real as possible. That fantasy had expanded to Luna swishing her hips back and forth on Discord's face, side to side making his nose bury itself even deeper than he thought possible in the princesses pink starfish. Her moans getting louder and becoming screams as her wings flared and popped open, she came all over his face, as he felt his own orgasm fast approaching.

''Discord,'' Luna called to him, her voice so distant yet getting louder. ''Discord?'' She called again as the dream of the Draconiqquis began to fade away.

''No, not yet! I'm...almost there!'' He cried as his scaled claw pumped his cock harder and faster, dream Luna faded as the icy cold laundry room faded in. ''Buck! No!'' he shouted as he bagan to sweat somepony began to loudly pound the door as his Luna became solid again, only instead of saying how big an ass slut she was, she was shouting.

''Discord! What the buck is going on in there?!'' ''You've been in there for hours! have you even started that damn laundry?'' Luna cried from behind the door. It then dawned on him, Discord was lying on the laundry room floor the princess of Equestria's tiny panties on him, while her sister's was covering his face, several more pairs laying around him, and he was just about to shoot his semen all over the place. ''That's it Discord if that Laundry isn't even...'' she said magicing the door open, but she was stopped by the sight before her, she say Discord's long cock shoot stream after stream of seed onto his chest and the titled floor. He only looked at the stunned princess like a deer caught in the spotlights. She tilted her head at the sight of him, not saying anything, she may have found the situation hilarious, had she not been right in front of it.

Discord slipped the panties off his crotch and took Luna's from off his face, and rubbed behind his head, there was no other way to say it but...''Uhhhmmm...it's exactly what it looks like.''