Liam Haworth Christopher McGuinness sits down to write another fanfiction for one of his favorite shows, My Little Pony. However, accidentally pressing a series of keys brings him in contact with some floating equines. They appear to be astral projections of his beloved characters. They talk about his work. He falls into despair as the ponies known and loved criticize his writing. This is part of my general sort of trend towards self-satire as well as making fun of other authors. Be warned that, like other stuff that I've recently done, I wrote this with my brain turned off. And I mean really. Thanks for reading.