FALLOUT EQUESTRIA: THE BALLOD OF HEART SHOT

PROLOG

A radio crackles to life in an abandoned shed

"Gooood morning children!!! I'm your host with the most DJ pon3 and I'm here with by far the strangest and most impossible guest ever mister heart shot. So tell me just what I'm looking at..."

"Well I am a stallion, have a gun metal coat with black main... I'm a little bit shorter than the average mare and I have two wings... and a horn."

"That's right folks the roomers' are true. I am looking at the first recorded male allicorn... So what brings you to my humble radio station?"

"Well I have a request and a warning to all waste Landers."

"So what does the only male allicorn want from the waste Landers"

"No matter what if you end up not believing me at any point or disagreeing with what I did just please keep listening please the warning is in the story"

"Well children it looks like its story time so sit back and relax and let’s listen to this pony's tail... So tell me where this story begins."

"Well it all starts in a bunker actually........"

"My mom was princess mi amore cadenza before the bombs dropped. She was visiting NOR.A.D.... North equestria radar air defense... All it would do was allow us to retaliate after the first bombs went off but that’s beside the point. Interesting thing about royal allicorns... The universe always needs one at least one and making a new true allicorn is very difficult. The only way an allicorn can give birth is ascension into royalty, a true love that you made love to in the last twenty years, and an insane amount of magical radiation don’t ask me why. My mom just called it the rules of this verse. Anyways it turns out three balefire bombs produce plenty of radiation.... And my mother was the one who sealed the door to save every pony... She stood in the air lock certain she would die from the radiation... Anyways she managed to gain a mental link with Luna and celesta... They explained that when they die she will ascend prepared her for ascension but no one knew about the possibility of a child... The first to go was celesta... My mother describes it as a pleasant death... Luna still grasses her with nightmares of her death... after ascension she went into labor within the minute... It was very traumatic for her as you could imagine. Normal cadence one minute wavy hair the next then bam super pregnant and giving birth... Anyways the last allicorn births required both of the parents to sacrifice themselves for the radiation required to make the two sisters... But a bail fire bomb going off with the taint and the radiation... It was just enough to grow one male allicorn and my sister...after we were born mom officially stepped down from the throne... She said no allicorn deserve the crown for what happened... Anyway fast forward 2 hundred and thirty years and that's when it all went to shit...