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Applebottom Jeans

by Jake Witt
You don't like ponies? Let me fix that. Welcome to Not-Equestria where magic ponies are few- I'm not going to be a spoil sport. Check it out for your tiny sister, at least!

Meet the main 6!
Applebottom Jeans "Apple Jack".
Rarity the Marshmallow or Pillow.
Fluttershy the Tree.
Rainbow Dash the flying Human.
Pinkie Pie... the "What?"
and Twilight the Book... wrong book.

Watch them fight for Princess "Oh god, it burns!" and save... NotEquestria!


I forgot if I was going for comedy or crackfic.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Random
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
 
CMO

10774 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

8 Chapters:

  1. S1 Episode 1/2: Friendship or something. 2015-12-14 09:43:27 UTC
    1821
  2. S1 Episode 2/2: There's no racism here; we just don't like blue humans. 2015-12-17 19:46:39 UTC
    2316
  3. S1 Episode 3: I've got a golden ticket! 2015-12-21 05:35:11 UTC
    349
  4. S1 Episode 4: Apple what Season? 2015-12-31 15:13:44 UTC
    712
  5. Happy 2016! (Not Canon to This Story) 2016-01-01 15:25:04 UTC
    2469
  6. S1 Episode 5: Everybody Hates Gilda 2016-01-24 20:38:20 UTC
    1131
  7. S1 Episode 6, 7, 8: Boast Dragon Sleep? 2016-01-27 17:58:07 UTC
    1088
  8. S1 Episode 8 or 9? Or is it 10? 2016-03-10 15:23:50 UTC
    888