
Applebottom Jeans
You don't like ponies? Let me fix that. Welcome to Not-Equestria where magic ponies are few- I'm not going to be a spoil sport. Check it out for your tiny sister, at least!
Meet the main 6!
Applebottom Jeans "Apple Jack".
Rarity the Marshmallow or Pillow.
Fluttershy the Tree.
Rainbow Dash the flying Human.
Pinkie Pie... the "What?"
and Twilight the Book... wrong book.
Watch them fight for Princess "Oh god, it burns!" and save... NotEquestria!
I forgot if I was going for comedy or crackfic.



10774 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
8 Chapters:
- S1 Episode 1/2: Friendship or something. 2015-12-14 09:43:27 UTC1821
- S1 Episode 2/2: There's no racism here; we just don't like blue humans. 2015-12-17 19:46:39 UTC2316
- S1 Episode 3: I've got a golden ticket! 2015-12-21 05:35:11 UTC349
- S1 Episode 4: Apple what Season? 2015-12-31 15:13:44 UTC712
- Happy 2016! (Not Canon to This Story) 2016-01-01 15:25:04 UTC2469
- S1 Episode 5: Everybody Hates Gilda 2016-01-24 20:38:20 UTC1131
- S1 Episode 6, 7, 8: Boast Dragon Sleep? 2016-01-27 17:58:07 UTC1088
- S1 Episode 8 or 9? Or is it 10? 2016-03-10 15:23:50 UTC888