Big Mac and Starlight Glimmer's Bogus Journey

So 6000 years later, a man named Joe (another friend insert) was watching Berg Merc and Sterlerght Glermmer fucking and thought to himself, "Y'know what would be fuckin' cool? If this shit was in space."

Suddenly, Joe witnessed the pair of millennia old horses begin to ascend to the heavens, transcending the mortal coil and becoming beings of pure energy, shedding their mortal shell, and advancing higher than any creature that had ever existed. As this was happening, Joe was so dumbstruck by what was happening that he failed to notice the all-consuming, abyssal void that had begun to envelop all planes of reality as a whole. As Joe was being swallowed by said void, he lamented to himself, "This is it..."

"This is truly oblivion..."

Chapter End.