Big Mac and Starlight Glimmer's Bogus Journey

Apples are fruits right? Well eventually Big Mac got bored of annihilating Starlight's pink ravine with his long John Dongson, so he decided to switch to something where he would be getting his hooves dirty. He then began unleash his Anal Assault Pack; When Lube is Not an Option™. His hooves (yes, both of them) were shoved DEEP inside of Starlight Glimmer. Starlight Glimmer by this point was being torn asunder by Big Mac's thick, meaty, powerful horse legs. Starlight was slowly and excruciatingly painfully being ripped into two separate pieces, a Red Sea bridging the gap between the gap (gettin' all metaphorical n' shit. Bible stuff yo (I ain't even)).

Chapter End.