Rarity's Insanity

When Derpy finally regained consciousness, she realized she had no idea what was happening. She didn't know if she was indoors or outdoors; if it was day or night; if it was a dream, or reality. A light turned on, with the same yellow tint as the lights that shone above Lyra and Bon Bon's heads before...Derpy didn't want to think about that. Derpy tried to move, but she was locked in position. Then it hit her; she was in Rarity's basement.

Derpy turned her head, the only part of her body she could freely move. To her right, the table Bon Bon was skinned on. That table was covered in dried blood, and Bon Bon's skeleton and organs were the only things that remained.To Derpy's left, darkness. Anything could be in the dark space: more dead bodies; Rarity, ready to kill;  a monster, even! Derpy tried hard not to gag, but it was inevitable; she vomited all over the tile floor.

"I see that you've awoken, darling," a voice said menacingly from the blackness to Derpy's left. "I'm so glad you're here."

"Rarity!" Derpy screamed, trying to get out of her ensnarement, just like Lyra and Bon Bon had. Just like Lyra and Bon Bon, she was unable to escape, and would probably meet a terrible fate, just like them. "What do you want with me?"

"I want to make sure my secrets aren't shared," Rarity said. "Now, lucky for you, I've prepared some treats for you. Somepony told me you liked muffins?..."

"Oh, do I ever!" Derpy exclaimed. Her mouth watered with the thought of being able to eat one last delicious muffin before she was tortured in a horrible way.

"These are special muffins," Rarity calmly said, stepping into the blackness in front of Derpy's hind legs. "I adapted Pinkie Pie's special cupcake recipe to form muffins that are like Pinkie's cupcakes."

"Wait...did you say Pinkie Pie?" Derpy said. Pinkie Pie was well known for her amazing cupcakes. They were the best cupcakes in all of Equestria, and if the muffins were of the same kin as the cupcakes, then they should be delicious!

"I sure did, darling. But there's one more tiny thing I need to add," Rarity said from the darkness. There was a squeezing sound that was suspicious, but not as suspicious as the bag full of skin Derpy had seen previously. After a few seconds of squeezing, Rarity stepped back into the light, holding a tray of muffins. They looked delicious, and Derpy couldn't wait to have one.

"Derpy, I'm going to let you in on a little secret, since you'll never share anything ever again when I'm done," Rarity began. She moved closer to Derpy, and the muffins looked even more delicious the closer Rarity got. "Would you like to know the secret ingredient?"

"I sure would!" Derpy said, drooling at the thought of the muffins.

"Let me turn on some of these lights," Rarity said as she moved behind Derpy, setting the muffins next to Bon Bon's entrails.

Suddenly, all the lights in the basement flickered on at the same time, and Derpy could see Spike hanging from the ceiling. The top of his head was cracked open, most likely from something hitting it. Blood was dripping down from a cut in his forearm that split open an artery. His stomach had been ripped open, and he was gutted out so nothing remained but parts of his skeleton. However, his entrails were nowhere to be found. This worried Derpy.

"I see you've noticed Spikey-Wikey," Rarity said after Derpy had been staring at Spike's carcass for a bit too long. "I told him I wanted to show him something, and since he had a crush on me, he didn't suspect a thing. Poor dragon. I bashed his head in until it broke. Then, I took all his inner material out and baked them into these muffins. And the red filling?" -Rarity pointed a hoof to the muffins, which looked less appetizing, since Derpy could see the meat from various parts of Spike's body.- "That's his blood. I cut open his arm and let some of the blood drip into the muffins."

Derpy started to cry. "And I have to eat them?" she asked through tears.

"Oh, but of course, my dear!" Rarity said excitedly. "It would be rude of you not to!"

As Rarity picked up the tray of muffins, Derpy clamped her mouth shut, determined not to eat those muffins. The closer Rarity got, the harder Derpy closed her mouth.

"I see you're not interested in my muffins," Rarity sighed. "I suppose I'll just have to make you eat them!"

Derpy began begging for mercy. "I beg you, don't make me eat those!" she screamed, tears dripping down the sides of the table.

"But I thought you loved muffins!" Rarity said. She used her magic to pick up a muffin and shove it into Derpy's screaming mouth. "And don't try to spit it out, dear," Rarity added. "I'll just put it back in your mouth until you cooperate."

Derpy reluctantly admitted her fate, and began chewing on the muffin. She gagged, but was able not to vomit. The cold blood from Spike's arm began to fill her mouth, and she spat out the muffin in disgust. "I don't want to ever have to eat something like that again!" Derpy yelled, hoping Rarity would change her mind.

"Well, if that's how you feel, I'm just going to have to fill you with these muffins," Rarity said.

"F-F-FILL ME?" Derpy shrieked. "So you're going to forcefeed me MORE of this stuff?!"

"Oh, no," Rarity sweetly said, picking up the same knife she used to cut Lyra open with and another muffin with her magic. "I'm going to do much worse." She took the knife and jammed it into Derpy's right eye, making Derpy a crying mess. Clear liquid began to flow out of her eye, along with some blood, since Rarity cut a little deeper than just the eye.

Using her bare hoof, Rarity went into Derpy's eye socket and ripped Derpy's eye out of its socket. Derpy began to scream bloody murder, but, like Lyra and Bon Bon, it just made Rarity want to do more.

Once her eye was completely removed, Rarity took the muffin and stuffed it into Derpy's eye. "Now you have muffin vision!" Rarity morbidly joked.

Next, Rarity went for Derpy's ear. She took the knife and began to saw Derpy's ear off. "Why are you doing this, Rarity? I didn't make fun of you or anything!" Derpy pleaded.

"Well, darling, it's a simple explanation. You were going to tell somepony about me killing Lyra and Bon Bon, so I need to make sure that doesn't happen," Rarity explained. "And, I think you spying on me is excuse enough to do this to you. Didn't anypony ever tell you that spying on other ponies is rude?"

Blood began to trickle down the side of Derpy's face, and onto Rarity herself. Finally, Derpy's ear had been cut clean off. Rarity picked up a second muffin and shoved it into the gaping hole that used to be Derpy's ear. The muffin was a bit bigger than the hole, so Rarity had to shove the muffin very hard into the hole so it fit. "You have muffin hearing too!" Rarity morbidly joked yet again.

Rarity got ready for the grand finale. "You love muffins so much, they're always in your heart, correct?" she asked Derpy.

"Yes," Derpy replied through tears, afraid of where this was going.

"Well, why don't I put a muffin in your heart?" Rarity said. "That way your heart can ALWAYS be filled with muffins?"

"No, don't do that!" Derpy begged. "There's no way you'll get away with this!"

"Well, with ponies like you wiped off the face of Equestria, I think I already have," Rarity said, plunging the knife into Derpy's chest. She pulled on the knife and it slid all the way up to her throat. Not caring, Rarity took both flaps of Derpy's skin and tore it so that Rarity could get to Derpy's heart.

Derpy screamed, looking at what Rarity has just done. "Stop!" Derpy pleaded.

"I'm sorry, but I've been so generous to you! I've given you muffins, I gave you a look at the secret ingredient of those muffins, and what do you do? You spy on me and reject my muffins, which I've worked so hard on! So I don't think I'll be stopping anytime soon," Rarity said. She grabbed Derpy's heart and split it into two, which immediately killed Derpy. Rarity took one final muffin and shoved it into Derpy's heart. She threw Derpy's heart back into her chest, and left Derpy's body there.

Rarity stared at a job well done. "She said she liked muffins," Rarity reasoned with herself. "I guess I killed her in a way that made her happy."

After washing her coat so no blood was visible, Rarity heard a knock on the door of the boutique. She went to the door to find a crying Twilight standing on the grass outside the boutique. "Hello Rarity," Twilight said through tears. "Have you seen Spike anywhere? I haven't seen him anywhere, and I'm extremely worried about him."

Rarity's heart skipped a beat as she realized what she had done. "I haven't seen the little guy anywhere recently, other than town square," Rarity lied yet again, hoping Twilight would buy it.

"Alright, Rarity," Twilight said, crying even harder. "Thanks for trying to help, at least."

"Of course, my dear," Rarity said with a worried expression. "I hope you find him soon!"

Rarity slammed the door on Twilight, breathing heavily. "Well, at least she didn't find out I actually killed him and made him into muffins I stuck into Derpy," Rarity said.

"You WHAT?!" Twilight screamed. Using her magic, Twilight opened the door. "What have you done with Spike?" Twilight insisted, now furious.

"Here, let me show you," Rarity said, leading Twilight down to her basement, where she had a little surprise in store for Twilight.