Four Royal Flavors

Four Royal Flavors

**By: Joseph Keller**

Chapter One: Happy Hour

Being a bartender was just as dangerous as any other job that any person would go through in any city. If there was a customer that was cut off from having anymore to drink, they would either walk out of the place, or they would instigate a fight. For Derek Kelso, a young bartender, this was only so trivial now. This, of course, was because there were only so few times in the past when he had to use force when a customer was too drunk to even find their common sense.

This was especially true when there was a hot woman involved. Or even a whole group of them, if he was lucky to have such people in his previous establishments. Date rape drugs being 'secretly' passed? That wouldn't fly with him. Seeing them get to the point of throwing up? Not on his watch. Desperate ladies hoping for a night of carnal pleasure with him? He'd let them down easy.

When Derek was seventeen, after his careful and precise training under a savvy and wise old mentor who was nicknamed 'Shots', he was given a license to become a bartender in any of the establishments in the city that he was born in. Prior to learning his new trade, however, he had been trained and disciplined in an ongoing self-defense class by an elderly couple that had cared for him as a four-year-old child when no one else would. And every night, before going to sleep, he would give his praise and thanks to them. And every morning, as part of his mandatory rituals, he would commence the exercises that he was trained in.

While it was true that no one would ever want to cross paths with him, given that he was not going to allow his workplaces to have any brawls at all, Derek had always felt that the silence, even on the most crowded of days and nights that he worked his shifts in, was too much for his mind to handle. Even though, two years ago, he was able to secure a job that, at the time, was not heard about.

And it wasn't until about a year into his new employment that the Alicornian Princesses named Celestia & Luna, who hired him beforehand, had decided to announce that his service to the both of them was more than satisfying. And after making such a huge proclamation to the courts, Derek had been given many gifts by some of the upper class citizens who had passed him by. The biggest gift, however, in his mind, was the fact that he was able to know how his divine looking employers would be able to give him a genuine smile from the hard work that he did for them.

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The Princesses of the Sun and Moon were able to create an atmosphere, within the private lounge bar that he worked in as their exclusive servant, that helped him feel like he was at home. Alongside them, as he noticed however, were two other royal women that he concluded to be on the same level as his bosses.

Derek's employment to them, as he remembered, was unconventional to say the least. While he did make sure that the place was always spotless, while the drinks that were ordered for his 'customers' were always fresh and cold, he was mostly away from his designated post during a lot of his nights. But this was only because, as he clearly remembered, his bosses wanted to have someone that he could relax with at the start.

The Sun Princess, Celestia, had noticed that Derek was still staring at her from a distance, even though he was able to control himself obediently, and decided to spread her legs out by just about half of an inch as her low-cut dress was still teasing his sight. Derek smiled knowingly.

"So, uh.... if I can remember correctly, and I can only hope that I got it right this time, you said that the only reason that you wished for me to stay here is because of how you wanted a friend to call your own, right?" Derek pointed out questioningly to both Celestia and Luna.

Luna nodded. "Indeed. But when we decided to tell the other Princesses about you," she pointed to the other women on a smaller couch, "They had spoken their desire to let us share you with them."

"Exactly, Luna! I wanted to get to know him as well," Twilight Sparkle shouted in a blush while finding herself a little braver thanks to a fruit cocktail that Derek made for her before sitting down next to her former baby-sitter, slash, former sister-in-law, Princess Cadance.

"And after.... well, that part is in the past now, but...." Cadance spoke up before stopping herself to get over a sadness obstacle by clearing her throat. "When Derek here had listened to all of our recent problems, he was there to help all of us out. Isn't that right, Aunty Celly?"

"Ah yes...." Celestia nodded to her niece while placing one of her hands on one of her sister Luna's knees. Luna looked to her sister and gave her a smile of her own while placing her own hand on Celestia's knee. Cadance and Twilight had locked their hands together.

"And to think...." he muttered before taking in a sip of his stout as a short trip down Memory Lane was set to go.

.....

Princess Twilight Sparkle came in one night, with expressed permission from the other Princesses, when she had been feeling quite alone for some time. She had told him once about how Spike, her baby dragon and '#1 assistant', was now all grown up and ready to find love within his race. She was happy for him, of course. But she was also quite sad that she might never see him again.

Derek had been there to comfort her when her other friends wouldn't be able to help her out. And for that, she fell for him. Like, majorly fell for him. And not just as a friend.

Princess Cadance had a more tragic story that suddenly and metaphorically stabbed her in the soul many years ago. When her husband, Shining Armor, had divorced her because of how his duties got the better of their lives, she felt the need to feel loved once again. It had gotten to the point, at one time, that she became desperate for someone to hold her. Even if it was only going to be for a little while.

And when Derek had consoled her and helped to mend her broken heart, step by step on the day that he met her, she had felt a brand new friendship with him. But it soon rose to the point where she was feeling even more in love with Derek than for her ex-husband. She was not able to deny it any longer.

Both Princess Luna & Princess Celestia had not been without their arguments, given that siblings will always have something to debate about. But this particular debate, as his memory transitioned, that he witnessed between them was not a trivial matter at all. It was about how much sorrier that one of them was with the other over a memory that was brought up after a  drink was made. It was the memory of how they fought each other a long time ago.

It was of how Nightmare Moon had risen up from Luna's anger and sadness over her sister's star being the one that the people loved the most, while Celestia was heartbroken when she had to use the Elements of Harmony to banish her sister to the moon for a thousand years.

Derek came in after he heard their sides of the same story and offered his opinion to them. And after giving his two cents to them, they immediately praised themselves for making the decision to hire him as their bartender. And the both of them knew, within that moment, that they were both in love with their servant.

.....

But after going into his memories, coming back to reality as he stared at the lovely women surrounding him for a bit, he had suddenly realized something that smacked him in the head with an uppercut. He was---

"Derek? Are you still with us, dear?" Cadance snapped her fingers to him.

"Huh? What? Uh.... *ahem* I do apologize for the silence, ladies. It's just that I was reminiscing about how I met every last one of you," Derek had clarified to them with a finger pointing to all of them. This gives them all a warm smile to show him. He then took another gulp of his beer and looked to all of them with his hazel eyes as he grinned to them.

Celestia then raised her hand. "Mr. Kelso?" she asked in a played out schoolgirl act.

"Celestia," he replied with a finger pointed to her, catching on to her act quickly.

"I think that you should know something that my sister and I found out about you today," Celestia quips to him with a rather mischievous look. Derek could only raise an eyebrow as she pulled out a sheet of paper from her mounds.

He recognized what is was immediately. "Oh, fuck," he cursed to himself as he felt his face get flushed as his eyes widened in fear.

"Ooh! What is it, Celestia?" Twilight chipped up in her usual curious demeanor.

Celestia opened the sheet and silently called the other women over to her, Luna getting a little closer to see the contents of the paper. Twilight and Cadance had taken a place at her left side and peered at the parchment sheet. Celestia began to read it.

"The sun, the moon, hearts & stars.

Oh, just how they sooth my heart.

The sun, in all it's glory,

still inspires my poetry.

And as her warmth glides my face,

while keeping me in its warm grace,

I feel something much more tranquil,

a feeling that I can't write with this quill.

Celestia willing, she makes my mornings.

And with her love, I feel no clouds above.

The moon, as it lights my path,

calmly soothes my inner wrath.

The stars of her sky, connected so in my mind,

sends me to a feeling as if there is no time.

In my dreams, she sees my heart of fire.

And even she knows that I am no liar.

Luna, in all her loving night, always set me right.

And in her constellations, I feel a righteous revelation.

Crystals and gemstones,

many that sets my love atoned.

An emotion that is so unexplained,

yet this one shows it all in every plain.

An emotion that inspires this notion,

and yet as calm as a breeze from the ocean.

Cadance be praised, this quill on paper be shamed.

Her love is clear, my intention written here.

A certain star, hungry for knowledge,

sharp but caring, and not over the edge.

From old science, to magical adage,

her goals are true, from trivia to 'deaf cabbage'.

Twilight Sparkle, from Canterlot to Ponyville,

spreads her magic to every mountain and hill.

Her face lights all libraries, as she reports her findings.

And even then, I only finish with this: A silent kiss.

The sun, the moon, hearts and stars.

Oh how they all stay in me, never to part."

The royal siblings, as well as Twilight, had looked to Derek, who was only in the silence of his love poem being read just so beautifully by his friends. He had wanted to tell them all personally at some point, but the poem, as he believed, was now able to speak his feelings to them.

"D.... Derek," Twilight gasped in the shock of the revelation of his feelings. "Does this mean....?" Cadance quipped to him. "That during the whole time that you've been with us....?" Luna added. "....You've been in love with all of us?" Celestia finished for them.

Derek bowed deeply to all four of the women in front of him as his reply. "Yes, your Highness's."

The group members looked at each other for a moment before looking at Derek's display of humility.

"And I was hoping for a better time for all of you to read that poem, when I felt that you, uh.... had the time," he told them with his eyes on the floor, not wanting to looking at them in his embarrassment. He then feels four arms hugging his shoulders slowly. It was Cadance and Twilight who moved in. A kiss is then placed on his face cheeks, causing his eyes to widen as his face turned red.

"Oh, Derek..." Cadance whispered lovingly.

"You are the truest friend that we ever had, and that's saying quite a lot," Twilight said to him with another kiss to his face, to which Cadance followed suit.

"All of us would make the time for you, Derek. And even you know this," Luna smiled as she beckoned the other girls to move a bit. Her legs then spread a bit as she lifts the bottom half of her dress to straddle herself onto one of his legs. Derek lifts himself up to his knees soon after, causing them to move in and cling closer to him. Luna gives a big hug to him along with a planted kiss to his cheek.

"Um...." he began to ask with his eyes focused on Celestia.

"Yes, Derek?" Twilight asked him curiously.

"Can I get off the floor so that we can finish our business here?" Derek suggested as he pointed his finger to the glasses on the lounge table.

A few giggles and apologies are quickly given as they all rise from the floor. The bartender then lifts his glass in order to finish his drink when he noticed that Celestia was still on her seat. He then goes over to her and asks, "Celestia? Is there-- wooahohoh!"

Celestia then places his head to her bosom in a quick pull that ends with him muffling into her mounds. This causes the other girls to gasp out in a disappointed tone.

"Celestia!"

"Aunty!"

"Big sister!"

"MMmmpmhpmpmm!" Derek tried to speak as he felt the delightfully warm mounds of her bosom wrapping around his face.

Celestia then lifts Derek off of her mounds and gives a small giggle before looking dead into his hazel eyes with a smile. Derek gave her a warm smile that told her that he wasn't ashamed of what was done.

"I am sorry, Derek. Please, forgive me--" Celestia felt her lips being touched by his fingers. She shivered at the soft touch on her lips. After a quick but loving hug, she resumed speaking to him. "But.... the fact is: You've just been so kind to us over the last two years and three months, and you've never asked for anything beyond letting you do your work for us. And so, after a long discussion with my siblings and former student during lunch, we all came to a unanimous conclusion."

Derek looked at the other three women behind him before looking back at Celestia and said: "I think I have an inkling as to what you all wish of me."

Cadance, after looking to her equals for a moment, then said, "But how did you---?"

"Ip-ip-ip!" Derek interrupted her before she could finish her inquiry. "I just.... knew about it for a while," he concluded to them with a pout of his lips that shaped itself like a small duckbill. His tease to all of them makes them all grunt, believing that he wanted to do just that. Derek sighed, "And, well.... I don't know about all of you, but I still believe myself to be a bum who just got lucky...."

The three ladies from the royal group then went up from the floor to look at him while Celestia held him a little closer to her.

"And I still consider myself to be a lot happier now than how I was after I turned 21. But even then, I look back to when I first started working here, and I still can't believe that I got so lucky to work with the most beautiful women of all time," Derek pointed out with his head nodding and shaking at them. The ladies gave a warm smile that followed a giggle. That silver tongue of his always got them turned on in some way.

"And we find ourselves a lot happier with you around, Derek," Luna nodded to him with a wink.

"Ladies.... there is something that we should do before this moment goes any higher," Derek told them in a deadpan voice. They looked at him curiously.

"What would that be, Derek?" Twilight asked him with a furrowed eyebrow.

"First: I should clean up the place of all the glasses and make sure that the place is spotless," Derek began to list out loud. "Second: I have to make sure that this place is locked up so that no one but us can get in. And finally..."

Derek looked to them with a rather naughty look on his face. They wanted to hear what he was about to say. After a nod, he finished with, "I should take a few bottles of this booze with us."

"What for?" Cadance asked with a scratch on the back of her head.

"Just so that we have something fun to do, and I have an idea as to what we should do," Derek answered with a hungry look to all of them.

Celestia, Luna & Twilight had gasped, knowing exactly well what he had in mind. Cadance, however, was the first to squeal out.

"BODY SHOTS TIME!!!" they all shouted out. And it was a good thing that they were in a private room with soundproof walls, because otherwise, there would have been a little complication with the plan.

**********

An hour later, after getting their drinks done, the group had found themselves in Derek's large apartment just within the city streets. The shots were, by then, all done.

During the first few minutes of having entered his flat, the ladies told him to make himself scarce while they got undressed for the activities that were soon to be followed.

He obeyed them willingly.

And as he did this, with his back to the empty wall spot near his bedroom door, Derek listened in closely to the small noises being made by the women in the main room as they got undressed. A few yelps and squeaks were made by all of the Princesses, along with some rather sultry noises that came from them that he couldn't help but notice had made his loins warmer. He took a breath to calm himself down, knowing fully well that coming in with a hard-on was just simply impolite. He only had to last for about fifteen minutes before he could be called out to join them.

When he saw them, his jaw dropped as his shaft got back to being a lot warmer and had begun to rise once again.

Twilight was wearing nothing but her simple bra and panties that were purple in color. He noticed, of course, that her slim but supple body had still been toned up. Her C-cup breasts were still perky as always, and her cheeks were still wonderful to look at.

Cadance, however, had on a magenta night dress that let her figure be shown to the world. Derek had noticed that her taller physique was still as boner-inspiring as always. Her C-cup fun-bags were also in the shape as Twilight's were, as were her cushions.

The other two Princesses, Celestia and Luna, were in a matching set of lingerie that were black for Luna & gold for Celestia. Though one was smaller than the other, their double D-cup breasts were still a sight to behold, as were the covered cheeks.

The minutes pass by after Derek tells them how divine they all looked, much to the groups delight. The women had begun to chat about this and that while Derek made sure to pull out the little shot glasses and some other bits of stuff needed for the fun activities. And when it came time, Derek had announced that the items were ready to be used. And so they proceeded to his bedroom in order to begin the party.

"So," he began with a clap of his hands, "who want's to be the first pair that does the body shots?"

"Ooh, ooh, ooh! Let me pick the first pair! Please-please-please!!" Luna called out with her hand in the air as she bounced up and down.

"Go ahead, Lulu," Derek conceded.

"How about.... You," she began with a half-lidded look on her face. Luna then went up to him and whispered: ".... and Twilight with Cadance?"

Derek then felt his ear being licked within a second, causing him to shiver for a bit. The ooh's from Celestia and Cadance had made Twilight blush as she stammered. "B-but, w-w-why me and--? I mean, I'd love to, but, uh--" Her lips were closed by his touch. She shuddered as his touch moved to her left face cheek. She then relaxes herself while wrapping her arms around him.

"Trust me, babe. You'll love it," he winked seductively to her.

"I know that I will," Cadance said, placing her arms on both of them with her body moving closer to the both of them.

The biggest kiss was then given to the younger Princess that was embracing him. Her whimpering soon turned into moans of desire for him as she, as a sign of a new aggression, moved her tongue on Derek's teeth, asking for permission to enter his mouth. He had only opened his mouth to allow her tongue into his mouth. But then, in a surprise attack, he lifts her off the ground and begins to remove the bra with a lift from his hands. He is successful at this move, causing Twilight to shudder as her now exposed mounds are jiggling a bit. Her legs are still wrapped around his waist as his lips begin to pepper her neck with kisses and licks.

Cadance, not wanting to show any sign of slacking off, decides to take off his clothing. With a smile on her face, Cadance waved her hand. And in a few moments, his clothes, excluding his boxers, are all taken off.

Derek looked to the new pile of clothes on the floor. "Heh. Alicornian magic," he chuckled to himself. He then kisses Cadance in the same way that he did for Twilight. And with his affection also being shown to her, Cadance had also shuddered and moaned into his kisses. She was loving every moment of it all. As was Twilight. This was apparent by how Twilight then gives the love Princess a deep kiss with their tongues massaging one another while they each began rubbing on his clothed shaft. This action causes him to buck his hips involuntarily to the ladies in front of him. They giggled as his hard-on bulged out more. He felt the excitement rushing through his whole being, and now he wanted more.

"So..."

"Yes, Derek?" the ladies in front of him replied in harmony.

"Love & Friendship first, huh?"

"....Bedroom, Derek. Take them. Now," Luna nodded silently to him while Celestia laid there on his couch with her legs up, displaying her amazing image to him.

"There's no backing out now, is there?" he asked rhetorically.

But just as Derek was about to show the first pair of women to his bedroom, he had spotted a tiny red bottle next to one of his vodka bottles. He gives the ladies a quick peck to their cheeks before walking over to the new mysterious concoction.

"What is this that I see here? I never saw it before," Derek commented.

"That," Celestia began while making more poses on his couch, "is a little potion that Twilight picked up from Zecora."

Derek looked to Twilight curiously. "This some endurance potion?"

"That, and it will.... increase your, uh...." Twilight blushed, pointing to his shaft to indicate what she was hesitant to say.

Derek looked at the tiny bottle in his curiosity for a moment. "This must be how my prayer for a larger size was answered by them. Even though I never mentioned it to them at all," he thought to himself.

He had then moved over to the table and picked up the still corked bottle into his hand. He remembered making a comment to Celestia and Luna, one night from two weeks ago, that when he had gotten it on with some women in his past, long before working in the private bar for them, he wasn't able to satisfy them. The part that he left out of the conversation was how his size was not what his past lovers would have wanted at all. Derek then took the potion and was about to uncork it when he remembered that this potential booster might have some side effects that he needed to be warned about before even taking a drop of it.

"So then.... how should I take it?" he asked Twilight, hoping for some clear instructions.

Twilight had finished giving another kiss to Cadance when she began to clarify the rules. "Zecora told me this much. Ahem: 'If one wishes for a good night, then drink this with a water for a decent night. But if the passion within burns true, then drink it with whiskey and your biggest wishes will come true. Just one drop is all it takes, for one to have the libido of a greedy drake'."

Derek couldn't believe the claim that this 'Zecora' had made about the potion in question.

"My guess is that this friend of yours is an herbalist, right?" he burrowed an eye at her. Twilight nodded to him, as did Cadance. "And, uh, no offense, but.... should I even trust this Zecora, who made this brew?" he asked them, hoping not to hurt their feelings.

"Derek, my love," Celestia called out quietly.

"Yes, Celestia?" Derek responded.

"The Zebrican who made it had your wishes in mind. We all knew that you've had quite a problem with your size for some time now, and even I believe that this potion will give you the upgrade that you desire," Celestia assured him from a distance while giving him a warm smile.

That smile was more than enough to allow the bartender to put his trust in the mysterious saint that created the potion in his hand.

He had sighed to himself, just slightly loud enough for the Highness's to hear him. "And I don't even drink whiskey, unless it's a holiday, or even my birthday."

"Let the potion evaluate your emotions, Derek," Luna suggested to him with a wink. The others nodded in sync with an air smooch to him.

Derek then pulled out a whiskey bottle, a rocks glass and a few ice cubes after moving around a bit to retrieve the needed items. He put in two ice cubes into the glass, giving off a few clinks. Then, he pours himself a double shot of whiskey that cracks the cubes a bit. Derek then adds a drop of the potion, crimson red in color, and swirls it around the firewater.

He lifts the glass to them and says: "Cheers."

He swallows the whole drink and gives off a growl, the hard liquor burning his throat. A moment goes by before looking over to all of them. He feels nothing at all. He smiles to himself in the cheer to himself that spoke of his expected belief.

"Well, then. It seems that-- ggggGGGAAAAHHHH!!" he screams out suddenly, feeling the sensation of fiery daggers piercing his lower regions. Derek then places his free hand on his member while growling and hollering and panting on the floor with another hand on the tile. The heat within becomes as painful as if he were standing next to the star that Celestia raises and lowers every day. "OH, FUCK! WHAT---?!" he screamed more as he suddenly felt his shaft getting bigger.

The pain disappears after what felt like an eternity, though it was only two minutes. Derek the removed his hands from his member and the floor and pulled his boxers out from his body, one leg at a time. His eyes widened after seeing the results. The five-inch member that he had was now a foot long. "Holy shit!!" he exclaimed.

"What? What happened, Derek?" Cadance quipped, curious as to what happened.

The others had gotten a bit frightened when he screamed in the torturous pain that he had gone through, but now they were relieved that he was alright.

"See for yourselves," he spoke in a low voice, now feeling his lust for the ladies increasing. He rises from the floor and displays his newly increased length to them. The Princesses gasp loudly in the awe of his new size. "Neat though, isn't it?" he arched an eyebrow to them.

No words were allowed to be spoken from then on. Cadance and Twilight then pull on Derek's arms to go to his room while Celestia and Luna decided to stay behind just a few feet behind them before going in with them.

The door closes behind them, and Twilight and Cadance are already giving a few strokes to Derek's shaft while simultaneously licking it from the base to the tip, making him gasp for air with every lick. The scent that emanates around the room intoxicates him with a light-headed sensation that is unlike anything that he ever felt. Celestia and Luna then beckon for the other women to make room for them. They did so while keeping their mouths and hands stroking him.

"Aahhh...." Derek gasps as he feels another two mouths and hands continuing the massages. "This is just.... ooohhh...."

This increases their desires by a few fold as they each decide to move themselves around his shaft, sucking on it vigorously. The feeling of the oral orifices on him had sent his hips bucking towards them, patting his hands on each of their heads. The sensation soon reaches to the point of him pulling out from their oral skills, leaving them a little disappointed look on their faces.

Sensing their worry, Derek nodded to them in an assuring smile. "You do not need to worry, my lovely deities. We'll have a lot more fun, but for now: I want to see all of you take off each others clothes." He sits himself on a chair that is placed near the wall. His erection, still hard and now lubricated from their saliva, stood up in its salute.

The ladies begin to kiss one another as the clothing slowly falls to the floor. The anticipation starts to kill him on the inside. Celestia begins to unravel the lacy derriere on Luna's body, licking her up and down as the Night Princess shudders from the wet trails that her sister leaves while undoing the same uniform on the Sun Princesses body. The other Princesses follow suit, going just as hot and heavy. This sends Derek into an overdrive of emotions that forces his mouth to say "You're all just so beautiful."

They all blush in the embarrassment that is felt from being looked at by the bystander that just sat there while they each began to lick even further down on each others bodies. Moments later, Derek then gets himself up to them, placing his hands on Cadance and Twilight's arms. They look to him after a kiss is shared.

"You want to join us now?" Cadance teases playfully after Derek places his knees between them.

"Oh Tartarus, yes..." he sighed in the lust that emanated from his voice. The ladies then lift themselves from the bed for a bit while Derek got himself comfy between Cadance & Twilight. His arms then are wrapped around the ladies, pulling them closer for a long and passionate kiss for all of them.

"It's time," Derek stated simply.

"For what?" Celestia and Luna asked as they see the other Princesses stroke him.

With a sly grin on his face, Derek announced, "It's now time.... for the real Royal House Round," with a sexy low voice growling to them all.