The life of the bolts

Chapter 6

"What's that?" Asked Fire eyeing the lazers.

"Elements idiot." grumbled Spitfire banging his head and walking towards the castle.

-Over at Rainbow's over view, still in 3rd person-

"Hey Rainbow, are you ok?" Asked Cadence.

"Hmmff I'm fine, my eyes are just red, I can see but tinted with red... I bet you this is something to do with the elements cause there are other lazers in the distance towards ponyville." grumbles Rainbow.

"You got interesting eye sight..." Mumbled Shining barely even able to see them.

"I swear your blind." sighed Cadence, then shaking her head.

"Rainbow Dash, everything alright in here?" Asked Spitfire.

"I'm fine." nodded Rainbow, red aura floating from her eyes now.

"Captain Spitfire." nodded Cadence, smiling.

"Ah, Princess Cadence, Captain Armour." nodded Spitfire saluting.

Rainbow's cutie mark started flashing.

"Uhm the map... Right... Err Spitfire...?" Asked Rainbow.

"Go." nodded Spitfire pushing her a bit, Rainbow hesitated before nodding and shooting out the window towards Ponyville.

"Hm? Was that your mum who just shot out with a lazer on top of her?" Asked Fire eyeing the Rainbow trail with slight more red than before.

"Uhm... I think so..." Mumbled Storm.

"Did I just se-"

"Yes you did." mumbled Surprise awnser ing for Soarin, squad 1 coming back.

"Elements idiot." grumbled Fleetfoot rolling her eyes at Soarin.

"Well I know THAT."

-In Ponyville-

"AH DASHIE WHAT IS THIS BLUE THING ON TOP OF MEH?! Oh and hi!" Grinned Pinkie pouncing on her as Dash landed.

"... Pinkie get offa me, I was gonna find out jeez." grumbled Rainbow rolling her eyes and kicking her off.

"Oh okay!" Giggled Pinkie getting off the ground, the two (one bouncing one flying) towards the castle).

"How the others?" Asked Rainbow.

"Hm? Oh! You mean AJ, Rares and Flutters? They're fine! The kids are too! Speaking of the kids, they're all round Twi's!" Giggled Pinkie kicking the door open of the castle, making it creak open.

"Do you always do that?" Asked Rainbow flatly.

"Yep!" grinned Pinkie, without a care in the world, bouncing in.

Rainbow sighed and followed after her.

"OH! Hey mum! He- AUNTIE DASHIE!" squealed Confetti rushing over to Rainbow hugging her.

"Yeahhh hello Confetti!" quickly replied Rainbow glancing at Pinkie.

"Pff... C'mon Confetti canon, we gotta do some stuff, go play with Canon or something, make out with Shadow or something" mumbled Pinkie, Rainbow shooting her a glare.

"Make out?" asked Confetti confused.

"You DON'T encourage them to do that stuff at their age." whispered Rainbow.

"Don't you? Hmm I guess I didn't do that when I was 8..."

"But they're not 8..."

"I know! Let's go in!" smiled Pinkie bouncing into the throne room, leaving Rainbow with a flat look on her face.

Dash rolled her eyes and walked in after her, Fluttershy attacking her into a hug.

"Hah, hey Flutters, I know you miss me, but you gotta get way used to it cause it's only been 2 weeks."

"Uhm yes, I know, but I miss you SO MUCH!" squealed Fluttershy.

"Hey uhm Twi? Since when did we get these thingies on our hooves?" giggled Pinkie looking at her hoof, the colours and shapes of the elements they got rid of, suddenly appearing.

"Looks like tha' elements." mumbled AJ.

"Huh? Oh uh I have no idea! Nothing much has happened since me and Flutters went to smokey mountains! This is the first friendship thing in ages! I MUST INVESTIGATE! -WHOOOOOSH!-" shouted Twilight running away.

"..."

"UHMMMM YEAH! Anyway! Let's have cupcakes!" Grinned Pinkie.

"Hey uhh aunt... ies my mum just wrecked the library, is there something wrong?" Asked Radiance walking in with Winter behind her grinning.

"Nothings wrong darling, we'll come through to her." sighed Rarity rolling her eyes.

"Pff... Twi... Wreck a library... In 1 minute?" Snickered Rainbow.

"Well uhm she did do that AGES ago..." Mumbled Fluttershy.

"HEY AUNTIE RAINBOW! HOW IS STORM?!" Asked Winter in her face.

"Uhh yeah hey Whizzy, Storm's fine..."

"Whiz! Stop intimidating Dashie and go play with... Uhm... YOUR COLT FRIEND! YEAH!" Shouted Pinkie.

Radiance stared at Winter curiously and raised an eye brow.

"One, you have a colt friend? Two the only colts here are Mischief, Flaming and Shadow, well theres Canon but he's your brother and..." mumbled Radiance.

"UGH I don't have a colt friend, she means Canon because it was a dare from dad to her." grumbled Winter rolling her eyes, the two walking out.

"HEY! AUNTIE RAINBOW, MUM! GUESS WHAT?!" shouted Canon skidding in, Winter and Radiance looking back to see what he was gonna say.

"What?"

"Pfff... Confetti and Shadow are kissing."

"Mffft..."

"I uhh..."

"They're dating?" Asked Rainbow flatly rolling her eyes.

"Hm? Oh yeah for a few months." nodded Canon.

"That boy..." grumbled Rainbow rolling her eyes.

"OOH! I SHIP IT!" Sang Pinkie.

"Hmm... guess the advice worked..." Mumbled Rarity averting her eyes from Pinkie and Rainbow.

"Since when were they dating?!" Asked Radiance.

"... I just SAID!" pointed out Canon.

"Hey Canon I think they're ma- HEY MUM!" Shouted Spectra walking in and pinning her down to the floor, hugging her.

"Hm? Oh hey kid." smiled Rainbow hugging her back and standing up.

"What was that?" Asked Canon.

"I think they're making out." snickered Spectra.

"Snkrr... Ok let's ship... Mischief and Snow." smirked Canon (Snow is daughter of Rarity and Thunderlane, still to be designed, I'll post it on the latest chapter when I made her with a ref and stuff)

"YEAH! CANON AND CONFETTI MATCH MAKERS, AT A GO!" they both shouted running out.

"Since when did THIS happen?" Asked Rarity.

"Uhm... few months ago when Spectra and Canon got Shadow and Confetti to kiss, they also got it from auntie Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo" mumbled Winter.

"OKAY! I'M BACK WITH SOME FLASH CARDS, SOME FLASH GAMES, AND FLASH SENTRY!" Shouted Twilight crazily, with in her magic: cards with Flash Sentry on them, some games related to him and actually Flash with a blank look on his face on top of Twilight's head, held up by her magic.

"Twi, ya'll turned crazy" noted Applejack flatly.

"Snkr... HAHAHAHHAHAH! OMIGOSH DASHIE WE SHOULD TOTALLY PRANK CHEESE AND SOARIN LIKE THAT!" shouted Pinkie, her and Rainbow bursting out laughing on the spot.

"I don't understand your families, you two are like the prank masters, Winter and Storm are crazy... Shadow and Confetti are in a relationship, Cheese and Soarin were best friends in school and still are... well including Flash" started Twilight shaking Flash in her maigic, "And Canon and Spectra are MATCH MAKERS! WHAT THE F?!" shouted Twilight.

"TWILIGHT! This is a friendly non swearing fanfic!" Shouted Pinkie angrily.

"What? What fanfic?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Nothing!" Grinned Pinkie.

"I think Twilight does fanfics on my little human." snickered Spike walking in, Twilight glaring at him.

"My little human?" asked Radiance flatly.

"Hmm sounds like us." smirked Pinkie.

"What?" they all asked.

Pinkie eyes averted away and she shook her head.

"Nothing!" said Pinkie quickly smiling.

"What is a human?" asked Rarity raising an eye brow.

"They have these things called hands... it's when I went to the other world." smiled Twilight dropping all her things, Flash landing on his head.

"OWW!"

"You deserved that, most of the fandom hates you." said Pinkie flatly.

"What?"

"Nothing!" smirked Pinkie.

"Pinkie... ya'll are crazy..."

"Thanks!"

"I could be making out with Soarin right now." mumbled Rainbow under her breathe, Fluttershy and Rarity looking at her awkwardly, the only two actually hearing her.

"I uhm I guess I could be making dresses..." mumbled Rarity trying to change the subject.

"Did I say that out loud?" asked Rainbow perking up.

"Oh uhm, only me and Fluttershy heard it darling." whispered Rarity

Rainbow sighed and rolled her eyes.

"It's TRUE though I mean I could still get pregnant." smirked Rainbow bouncing her eye brows, the other mane 6 staring at her with a face saying 'Nope'.

"We don't have TIME for more children, what about YOUR career?" asked Twilight.

Rainbow shrugged and rolled her eyes.

"I was KIDDING egg head."

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO STOP THE EGG HEAD!" shouted Twilight.

"Uhh no way! Your way too ... uhh too smart to not be one..."

"OOH! What about if AJ does it?! I mean I'm sure Sweet would like a sister or brother!" grinned Pinkie.

"Are ya'll just saying the same thing ta Rarity?" asked AJ raising an eye brow.

"Uhm... no!~"

"Uhm... the kids are still here" murmured Fluttershy.

Winter was sitting down grinning with excitement listening in, hooking Radiance's hoof so she couldn't get away, Radiance with a horrified look on her face.

"AHHHH WINTER GO AWAY!" shouted Pinkie.

"Oh okay!" grinned Winter letting go of Radiance, bouncing after her.

Me (Mystic Shadow): PINKIE PIE! YOU ARE NOT TO USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE, I MEAN DYNAMITE HAS ALREADY USED IT... ALSO DID SLINGING!

"Oh sorry Mystic! Won't do it again!" grinned Pinkie.

"Who in equestria are you talking to?" asked Twilight.

"No pony!"

Suddenly, Pinkie's and Rainbow's cutie mark started glowing.

"Hey uh mum, Winter's mark is glowing like you said!" called Radiance walking in with the girls behind her.

"Is this gonna be like the map?" asked Rainbow raising an eye brow.

"Interesting, I'm guessing they're choosing the same pairs, but with Storm as well..." noted Rarity.

Twilight's jaw dropped and she squealed.

"I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!" squealed Twilight running around.

"What?" asked AJ

"It's the-"