Beginnings of a Immortal Wirewolf: Prequel to Alfreda and El Quatros Locos

by Hairy Konquerer

Chapter 13: Attention

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Alfreda snored as he slept contemptibly, his grave loot cleverly hidden under a potted plant, before his eyes shot open, both of them now a bright green with red pupils.

"We're gonna be be~st friends." He said to himself, giggling maniacally as he walked into the basement, the power siphoner on his sight.


Matterhorn froze Alfreda with a ice beam that froze him all the way through, allowing Marevelous to buck him into pieces before Alfreda tackled her from behind and got her in a full nelson for another Alfreda to try and punch her in the stomach only for his hand to crumple upon impact.

"Ow! What do you eat!? My hand is crumpled from the impact!" He exclaimed before Radiance decapitated him with a katana construct, Marevelous' rope grabbing the one on her back and throwing him into another group.

"Where did all these Alfreda's come from?" She asked.

"The better question is where do they keep coming from." Matterhorn replied before flying up to avoid getting dog piled by a group of Alfreda's that came from behind. "It's not just that it's him, it's alternate versions, like Mane-iac had concepts for what she wanted him to look like and she made the concepts despite having the final product."

Saddle Rager simply stood there confused, when she turned around to face a group, they screamed and ran the other way, when she turned away from them to face another group, the same thing. "I think the ones coming after me are broken or something."

"You're you Saddles, they have a good reason to fear you, like some of them do with me." Zapp replied throwing down a barrage of lightning frying the circuits of many Alfreda's.

On another rooftop, the Power Siphoner sat there before it was power up, taking aim at Saddle Rager then firing, causing her to scream out in shock before the beam than switched over to Zapp striking her down from the sky.

"She's unconscious mes, take advantage!!" An Alfreda yelled before many of them ran for her and began to punch and kick stomp her. Zapp grunted in pain trying to stop it only getting angrier and angrier, feeling something boil in her blood.

"Zapp!" Filli-Second yelled out running for her friend smacking multiple Alfreda's away before a roar emanated from the pile that deepened.

An Alfreda poke his head out concerned. "Um, was that one of us?" He asked before something pushed them all off of the pile knocking them away revealing Zapp once again imbedded with Saddle Rager's powers, the only difference being that she looked even less in control as her pupils couldn't be seen and she foamed at the mouth just a little. She smashed dozens of Alfreda's to pieces before chewing one up and swallowing him, then pounding her hooves on her chest like a gorilla.

"And she's lost it." Matterhorn said looking on.

"Hey there partner!" A voice said to which everyone turned to see the real Alfreda, only his eyes were green with red pupils, a crazy look in his eyes. He waved over at them innocently before Zapp roared running towards
him. She stopped dead in her tracks when Saddle Rager got in-between them.

"Zapp, we're not going through this again." Saddle Rager said sternly before Zapp growled. "It may have not even been his fault-"

"Yep. I did it!"

"Beside the point, either calm down or I'm going to make you." Zapp simply blew on her almost sending her flying but she stopped her self, her eyes beginning to glow pink. "Last chance." She asked, her voice turning hoarse.

Zapp simply roared before charging back at Alfreda who laughed crazily as he ran away, until a fist slammed right in her face sending her stumbling back. She looked back up angrily and saw a transformed Saddle Rager face her down, struggling with control as one hoof was on her head.

"I...warned you!" She struggled to say before she let the rage fully take over and ran at Zapp who did the same, the collision creating a sonic boom before the wrestling landing, landing punches here and there.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Alfreda yelled out before he spasmed and his eyes seemed to change to their normal colors. "How did I get here, I thought I was alseep." He asked before spotting the two mares fighting. "Ok No." He said before jumping into a sewer.

The 4 Power Ponies that weren't currently hulking monsters engaging each other in a battle of Rock em Sock em Ragers ran for the cover, Filli-Second gladly jumping down ready to follow the wirewolf when she looked up at the group.

"I can't see in the dark." She said with a smile.

A rumbling shook the ground and they looked to see a giant mechanical dragon roaring and causing chaos, as yellow as Alfreda's shell.

"That is just a rude and viscous stereotype." Humdrum said annoyed by it.

"And a great big target." Marevelous pointed out.

"I have an idea." Filli-Second brought up before running to the two titans and poking them earning their attention. "Hey, big and mean!" She shook her flank in their faces mocking them. "Betcha can't catch me!" She taunted as she ran off.

Zapp seemed to be the only one of the two interested as Saddle Rager attempted to pull her back but was met with a apple buck to the face as Zapp chased after the Fastest Mare Alive.

Filli-Second ran under the mechanical dragon causing Zapp to ram right into it. It's underbelly was torn open releasing dozens of Alfreda's that were apparently hiding inside who attempted to attack the black spandex clad cyan giant, but were quickly either smashed to piece of thrown off into the distance. Saddle Rager finally caught up with her and pulled her back by the mane before punching her toward the dragon, proceeding to pummel her, warping the dragon's mechanical hide as well. Zapp punched back unknowingly brewing up a storm above as she accidentally grabbed her pendant.

"In honor of me!" An Alfreda with orange eyes wielding a shotgun yelled firing rounds into Zapp's back. She slammed him into the ground before proceeding to pummel him and tear out his throat with her teeth.

The Mechanical Dragon rose up, upon seeing Zapp and the Alfreda beneath her, it's eyes glowed a angry red and it opened up it's maw, revealing a cannon that glowed green. The cannon fired a massive blast Zapp dodged running for the dragon hitting the Alfreda causing him to vanish. Zapp rammed into the dragon's open stomach, tearing through to the other side, bisecting it as Saddle Eager charged through the Alfreda hordes charging right at her as she turned around and did the same. Saddle Rager and Zapp charged and landing a punch on each others facing, collapsing to the floor as the impact effectively knocked them both out, causing them both to shrink back to normal.

Matterhorn sighed in relief. "Well that's one problem taken care of. Now we just need to steal Mane-iac's Power Siphoner...again."

"No we don't, it's right there." Filli-Second replied pointing to the machine on a destroyed rooftop.

"You and Marevelous get it running, me, Radiance and Humdrum will open up the dragon."

The trio approached the mechanical dragon's head which attempted to rise but couldn't, and Radiance used her bracelets to create a scissor construct to cut away at the top of the head so they could see who was inside.

It was the real Alfreda, but he was muttering crazily before looking up seeing the heroes. "Oh charcoal juice."

"Are, you, kidding me. You caused this chaos!? Why!?" Matterhorn asked in rage.

Alfreda struggled to say something before looked down ashamed. "Ah just wanted attention."

"I'm still kind of confused." Humdrum replied.

"It's simple engineering Humdrum. First ah positioned the Power Siphoner on the rooftop above where you'd all be, then ah proceeded to draw mah own blood to put into the closing machine ah built so mah army would keep you there long enough, and then ah built a mechanical dragon based on the Dragon Lord Torch and learned to operate the steering wheel with mah tongue. All the while Alfreda was thinking he was still asleep."

"Wait. Aren't you Alfreda?" Matterhorn asked.

"Nope. Ezekiel the Naustic." Ezekiel spit into his hand before shaking Humdrum's. "Insanity of Alfreda."

"Why did you spit in your claws?" Humdrum groaned trying to shake the saliva off his glove.

"Ah don't rightly know!"

"So you did all this to get our attention?" Radiance asked befuddled.

"Nope! Ah wanted to get Alfreda's attention so powering up one of his enemies before ah told you all my plan so you could tell him what happened was the perfect way to get it. Logic said not to do it, so did the other ones, but ah showed him, there's no way Alfreda's not gonna remember me!" Ezekiel then let out a maniacal laugh before stopping abruptly. "Whelp, back to the dark endless recesses of Alfreda's brain."

"Wait! You're a split personality with your own set of skills!? You mentioned more of them! This could provide amazing breakthroughs to psychology! You have to stay!" Matterhorn begged.

"Toodles Lavender flavored wing pony!" Ezekiel replied as his eyes started to fizz out along with his control over Alfreda's speech. Alfreda shook his head before opening his eyes groaning.

"Why does my mouth taste like the south?"

"I don't know..." Alfreda looked over seeing a very agitated Zapp as Saddle Rager began waking up. "But I think I can change the flavors."

"I was never here!" Alfreda grabbed a fire extinguisher next to him and threw it at Zapp hitting her right in the face before he ran off.

"Alfreda wait you have a split personality, it's complicated but I think I can explain it!"

"I see through your deception Alicorn!" He replied as he ran for a manhole cover. He tripped opening a manhole cover before recovering jumping into the sewers. "ALFREDA GETS AWAY AGAIN!" He yelled falling in.

Matterhorn groaned in anger. "He's not a bad guy, he's just a metal idiot. I just wanted to help him after that other him opened up to him and this is what happens."

"Cheer up Matterhorn, who knows, he might be a hero, heck we might even see his other personalities."

"Maybe." Matterhorn sighed before looking around them. "The other downside is that we have to take care of all these bodies."

Hold on a minute.


Cell looked up from his transcript he wrote to see Juan in the doorway.

"Orange eyed wirewolf? So you're telling me that I'm just another one of your personalities that got his throat torn out by Zapp? So that blast was a dimension cannon that sent me to another universe?" Juan asked.

"Oh yeah, guess I kind of spaced that out. No hard feelings?" Alfreda asked.

Juan breathed in and out. "Not yet." He said before walking up to Alfreda. After 10 seconds of silence, he had his hands around Alfreda's throat like a vice grip and proceeded to choke him mercilessly. "YOU DEATHLESS YELLOW BITCH! I WILL STRANGLE YOU UNTIL YOU DIE, THAN WAKE YOU UP, AND DO IT AGAIN!!"

"Cell! Help!" Alfreda choked out.

"Busy taking this down. This is gonna be perfect for the book. And that's coming from the self proclaimed perfect life form!"

"Juan! Kill Cell! After me!" Alfreda gurgled out before he flew his life slipping away, his hands clawing at Juan's hands.


Author's Note

Well another chapter's done and Juan's origin has been revealed. Next chapter is gonna be a shocking two part, Part one is being written as we speak.

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