Beginnings of a Immortal Wirewolf: Prequel to Alfreda and El Quatros Locos

by Hairy Konquerer

Chapter 17: Multiverse Theory Hurts

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Alfreda was simply reading the book Blotch gave him that was an encyclopedia on The Old Country and the supposed Blot Country Blotch's family tried to create, when he heard a knock on the door of Wolf's Den facing the bay, walked to it to open it, and found a four arm, black skinned crocodile like demon with purple eyes and some kind of samurai helmet on his head standing there. "Hello Alfreda. Mane-iac's told me so much about you, well before she goes into one of her crying episodes. Didn't think I'd find you here." The Demon said to him.

"And you are?" Alfreda asked.

"Can't believe she never mentioned me. I am Kul'as, Evil Incarnate, and friend of your mother."

"Ok, I should care because?"

"I have a big scientific project planned out, but I need some help with it, another set of hands at least."

"Don't you have some loser that follows you around to do it with you instead of me?"

"Well you posses some things I cannot do." A voice said behind Kul'as. Walking behind him revealed it was a mare who appeared to be a dark blue alicorn with a ethereal light blue mane, wearing red regalia with a bat tiara.

"Alfreda, meet my marefriend, from a universe where everything is reversed, she prefers to be called Selene." Kul'as said nuzzling said mares snout.

"Wait Evil Universe Counterpart? To who?"

"You wouldn't get it." Kul'as replied. "But I love her all the same."

"Please don't talk about love in front of me. It just reminds me that I'm gonna possibly outlive everything and somehow still be a virgin."

"Not according to Lather and the Golden Age." Kul'as said to himself. "Any-who this requires more delicate touch, all though I will warn you, you probably might die, so I suggest you make amends while you can."

"Really?" Alfreda said with skepticism. "Ok then, I have at least one group to piss off."


Fluttershy was crying her heart out silently in her room. Gears was injured protecting Ricky and put into Cryo, the chances of him getting out alive were slim. Coupled with what happened the other night this was almost becoming too much for her when the alarm went off.

Rainbow Dash burst into her room before stepping back a little. "Flutters, we gotta go, someone's trying to hack the tower."

Fluttershy got up, put on her costume, and joined the others in the living room as a transmission broke through and Kul'as' face appeared on the screen.

"Greeting Power Ponies, my name, is Kul'as, you may remember me from the following crimes: Kidnapping nearly all of Maretropolis to partake in a massive gladiator game against each other out of boredom, causing the great disasters of Equestria's early past, but I digress, I have contacted you to let you know that I know your identities. I'm not going to sell the information or anything, I just wanted to let you know, I'm letting you know that I'm taking your machine you're working on to test travel into the theoretical multiverse and amass an army I shall bring back with me to conquer all of Equis." The Transmission cut as everyone looked shocked and confused.

"And you can thank a certain devilishly handsome looking wirewolf for the information of that thing." Everyone turned to the direction of the voice to see Alfreda standing in the doorway of the elevator.

"A-Alfreda?!" Rainbow said shocked.

"Wha? How is this possible? You should be dead!" Twilight asked in disbelief.

"To quote Samuel Clemens: 'the news of my death had been greatly exaggerated.' "

"You're working with Kul'as?" Radiance asked.

"For second I thought you were going to say for but yes Rarity. Yes I know all your identities, not that hard to crack. I would've told Kul'as but he apparently knew before I could even tell him. I just took the elevator up here to brag about helping him. I'm heading to another universe."

"Y-you're alive, I'm not a killer. It was you leaving the airport." Fluttershy said quietly.

"Yes, it was?" Alfreda said stepping in and pressing the button going down to the lab floor then repeatedly pressing the close door button, looking at it beginning to get nervous.

"That doesn't mean I'm not filled with rage at you terrifying me for no reason." Fluttershy growled, her eyes beginning to glow blood red.

"I get that a lot now a day OH FAUST NO!" Alfreda yelled terrified as Saddle Rager charged at the door just at it started to close. Lucky for Alfreda it closed before she even hit the door. Alfreda was nervous as he knew that she was gonna transform and any moment she would tear through the door and either tear the elevator cable off sending him plummeting, or jump down on the elevator crushing him.

Alfreda sighed in relief as he got to the lab floor and ran straight out just as the elevator was suddenly pulled up and out of his sight. Alfreda ran for the far end of the room seeing Kul'as fiddle with the machine, which looked like a large metal ring with a vortex in between.

"Hey Alfreda, I take it the bragging went well?" Kul'as asked.

"Saddle Rager's pissed, but I'd say yes."

"Oh goody, I thought this would've gone by with no resistance." Kul'as said before avoiding some kind of projectile that zipped past him, aimed for his neck. "Gonna cross the line Moon Knight?" Kul'as asked someone who left from the shadows.

It was a mare with a blue mask and suit on, spots of the costume with gauntlets, boots and a hood that were black, with a white moon symbol on her chest.

"You've harmed to many innocents to let just walk away."

"Oh you wound me." Kul'as said before blasting beams from his eyes that Moon Knight easily dodged.

"Let me cut deeper then." Moon Knight replied trying to hit him only for Selene to tackle her.

"Back off my man!" She demanded.

"Some sick experiment you made?" Moon Knight asked before engaging in hoof to hoof combat with her.

"What do you think me, some kind of god? That's an alternate you."

"Wait she's Moon Knight's counterpart? Wow, that actually surprised me." Alfreda said before a rumbling shook the floor and everyone looked to see the Power Ponies in front of the elevator door, now just a large hole with Saddle Rager trotting through, transformed, and very pissed off.

"Oh fun." Kul'as sighed as the portal glowed a dark purple.

Saddle Rager charged but stopped when Alfreda stepped forward with a hand out.

"Let's all just calm down."

"You broke into our house and currently stealing something that belongs to us." Twilight exclaimed.

"Ok you're not helping, Fluttershy," Alfreda said looking at her, trying to calm down that growing sea of rage. "I'm sorry for terrifying you like that. I'm just glad I'm not dead because I'm actually doing stuff, as you can tell with Kul'as I'm getting out more often, I'm reconnecting with people I used to know, heck I made a contribution to society by joining the Yakyakistan War. A little drama but I'm happy, you're in control, isn't that good enough."

Saddle Rager stared him down, her eyes seeming to calm down when she grabbed a forklift and tossed it at Kul'as forcing him to dodge. "I guess." Was her only response.

Alfreda sighed in relief at not having his face beaten in and stepped back as Kul'as cast a shield that he was thankfully inside with Selene.

"Okay Alfreda, you had your heartwarming forgiveness talk, now is a time, For Science!" Kul'as shouted before letting out a maniacal laugh before everyone was covered in a purple blinding light. When it died down, the machine along with those who tried to steal it, were gone.

"Luna, where'd they go?" Twilight asked Moon Knight.

"You know I prefer that we use or hero name even when its just us. But on the question at hoof, I have no idea. Kul'as' magic is a mix of draconequis chaos magic and some dark energy from an outside source, whatever that source is, it's stronger enough to kill a lot more then alicorn. That same source also camouflages itself and the chaos magic making him virtually invisible to magic detectors. But even if it didn't a Magic Detector wouldn't work. Like he said this was taking him to an alternate universe, somewhere out of their range all together."

"But which one?"

"You never built something to give us an insight on what the next universe would be, so as Pinkie said watching TV in my cave once said, that is the 1,000,000 Bit Question."


Alfreda fell to the ground groaning and coughing. "It takes likes Blotch's Anya's Rabbit and Avocado stew." Alfreda licked his lips perking up a little. "Oh with a after taste of his Opa's clam soup."

"Okay Blotch's family is seriously demented. What kind of savage makes a soup from clams?" Kul'as asked dusting himself off.

"Hey they're good peop... Blotlings don't judge them based on their food."

"Well I'm a super villain so what do I know?" Kul'as replied before looking around. The Maretropolis they were in now was a lot more rundown and the sky was incredibly dark but not signifying it was nighttime.

"Okay so where the heck are we?" Alfreda asked seeing many stores boarded up with broken windows and doors.

"I don't know but I feels nice." Kul'as said picking up a leg bone just lying on the ground.

"How long is a body just left there until it's bare bones!" Alfreda yelled noticing the rest of the corpse.

"Enough sight seeing, we have science to do." Kul'as dramatically declared before walking down the street spotting an old abandoned science lab. "Alfreda, you and Selene grab a pony off the street. But here's so we don't get discovered. Make sure they're someone no one would look for, possibly a complete monster if you could check, but more importantly, someone no one would miss if they found out something unfortunate happened." Kul'as instructed walking into the lab.

Alfreda looked around and saw Selene already ahead of him and ran to her side. "I don't know where we're gonna find some one here. It looks like Fallout in real life."

"It's an alternate universe, that could be the case."

"Oh right that. Ow." Alfreda yelped feeling something stab him in the back. He felt it and pulled out a large hunting knife. "Hey look, free knife." Alfreda noted before realizing what happened and looked back, seeing some pink hair hiding behind a trash can.

"Wow. Easier than I thought."


Kul'as tweaked with the tools again before the doors opened and a mare that looked like the spitting image of Fluttershy was tossing at his feet.

"That was awfully quick." Kul'as noted.

"She tried to kill us. Well Alfreda at least." Selene answered.

"I got a free Hunting Knife." Alfreda said happily twirling the weapon.

"I found a good computer and found out about her. Her name is ironically Fluttershy, better known as The Kills Kindly Mutilator. Cruelest Serial Killer on this Universe's Equis. No one knows who she is, everyone wants her dead."

"We got a perfect match!" Kul'as used his magic to toss Fluttershy onto a table than used metal clamps attached to it to keep her down.

"Alfreda." Kul'as said giving him a scroll. "This is a serum I have the mind of making but I never found the time to envision it perfectly. All and any chemicals you need for it are in the next room, I have some other stuff to do. Selene, you get to play nurse. Alfreda will livestream what components you need to put in where to make it work."

Selene let a sinister grin grow on her face grabbing the scalpel. "You spoil me."

"No, the best job to have is the one you love to do."

Alfreda backed out of the room into the next one actually terrified as Selene spoke again. "Now scream if this hurts."


Alfreda was deep into his work, surprised at the connections he was making. It was as if it was in front of him and he just needed to write it out.

'And by adding these two compounds together it'll make the bones stronger than pure vibranium.'

"Amazing voice in my head!" Alfreda said finishing it before realizing he just talked aloud. "I really need to stop doing that."

"Alfreda!" Kul'as yelled. "We done yet?"

"Yeah!" Alfreda yelled running out before seeing what they were doing to Fluttershy, parts of her insides exposed to the air while others were completely removed.

Alfreda merely shuddered as they put her in the large tube before grabbing the liquid in the canister Alfreda made.

"You sure that this'll work?" Kul'as asked filling a syringe with the liquid as Selene grabbed the canister and connected it to a tube into the chamber.

"Yep, ran the numbers out, you never told me what the intention was, but I at least know these are the precise numbers you wanted, better if I don't mean to brag."

Selene rolled her eyes as Kul'as injected Fluttershy than closed the chamber as the gassed filled it.

"So where the heck are we?" Alfreda asked.

"This universe appears to be an opposite of ours from the moment I killed Faust, well she got me too but semantics. This world's Celestia died killing Nightmare Moon, it was essentially a Regime world, but it was somehow worse. Ol Flutters here is an example of the worst."

The gas dissipated revealing Fluttershy healed of her excessive wounds in one piece.

"I'm going to murder you slowly with every tool in this lab!" she yelled, her eyes glowing red before she fell in the chamber in sheer agony. Her body seemed to change and bulge as her bones seem to start poking out, her back bones literally tearing out of her skin appearing like spikes.

"Ok...WHY!?" Alfreda yelled.

"Oh you see I grabbed some of that serum that created the oringal Saddle Rager that was intact here and injected it into her. However it needed a catalyst to fully take effect, with the serum I'll create a mutant of mass destruction made to kill Solarmare, and roll in the bits selling merchandise to take advantage of the grieving nation!"

"Really, for all that?"

"Don't get your undies in a bunch, you'll get a profit, I'm a little Doom shy at her surviving killing Solar Mare."

"Doom shy?"

"I know my word's beat my brain to my mouth sometimes."

"No not that. Doomshy. I like that. I hereby christen this abomination of science Doomshy!"

"Not yet my friend, we still need to leave the finishing touches in the hands of 'professionals.' "


The scientists moved the resisting Doomshy into the new tube, around the height of a teenage dragon with the build of full grown stallion, her coat turning a slight grey hue.

"So you're telling me that you found her locked up in a lab?" The scientist asked.

"Oh of course. Why would I lie to you, when I heard of E.C.O.S. I thought you guys would be just as bad as your old ruler, but seeing how friendly at the entrance I knew I came to the right place."

"LIES! HE...LIES!" Doomshy yelled out from her tube, struggling to speak as her teeth cracked and stretched, looking more like jagged daggers.

"Oh she's incredibly aggressive. I found some notes on how to augment her mutation but I switched things around to change her back." Kul'as explained giving said notes to the scientist. "I was hoping these could work and make her normal again."

"Oh rest assured we'll do everything in our power to make her better."

"Hey Kul'as could you wait a minute I gotta take a dump." Alfreda asked walking to the bathroom.

"Sure." Kul'as replied uninterested.

Kul'as looked to see the calculations of the notes already done. "That fast?"

"Yes, without interference from outside sources after the battle our machines are updated and can make calculations quickly." The scientist explained.

"Interesting." Kul'as said before grabbing the newly created portal gun he worked on, firing it creating a purple portal. "I must thank you for your help on this. I'll be in touch." Kul'as said before Selene walked alongside him into the portal that quickly disappeared.

Alfreda ran out just as it closed, some toilet paper stuck to his foot. "Have you seen a black demon with purple eyes?"

"He just left sadly."

"Crap! Now I'm stuck here with that thing!" Alfreda said pointing at Doomshy's tank before noticing the serum about to pump into it. "That should've taken weeks."

"As I told your friend our machines are more advanced than you think, able to make calculations like this easily in minutes."

"Uh oh." Alfreda whimpered as the serum was pumped into syringes and went inside the tank and injected her. Doomshy roared in agony as a change began to take place. Alfreda backed away as she began to transform faster, a twisted mirror of Saddler Rager's own transformation of growing muscle and bones, as it now included bone spikes poking out her body, her coat turning a fog hue grey.

Alfreda ran to the elevator panicking as it was taking long to come down, looking back and seeing Doomshy quickly outgrow the size of her tank, the tank beginning to crack under pressure as guards circled around it. Alfreda sighed as the elevator opened allowing him to run in and press the button to take him to the lobby, but began to sweat as it took too long again, allowing him to see Doomshy burst out and start slaughtering the guards. Alfreda simply remained speechless as the door closed taking him to the lobby.

Alfreda stepped out walking through the lobby out onto the street silent the whole way before walking into a alley to slump to the floor in shock at what he just saw. He heard a zoom and looked to where he just was seeing this world's Filli-Second, however her costume was more of a skimpy pitch black suit, her mane and tail flat, and her face covered with a mask that gave her face a sinister look which stretch with a smile of equal caliber looking at the building.

'Ok no.' Alfreda thought walking back into the alley before a lightning strike hit in front of him. He looked up to see this world's Zapp, major difference being her costume was red with black stripes, and half of her was made of actual lightning.

"Ok. You're new, Alfreda, regular wirewolf caught at the wrong place and wrong time. You."

"Crackle. The last name you'll hear." Crackle said with a smile generating some lightning in her regular hoof.

"Oh great, you're one of those crazy ones aren't you?"

"I'm not, Diana Quick and my boss? Definitely."

"Boss?" Alfreda asked before turning around and seeing Diana facing her along with another mare.

Apparently this world's Masked Matterhorn, but she was in a much more sinister costume, her eyes a blood red and her coat a piercing white, her cowl forming a sort of cone around the top of her head, giving her literal fiery mane a torch look.

"Oh Hello, I already know Diana and Boom here who're you?" Alfreda asked then dodging a lightning bolt.

"Crackle smartass." Said mare replied growling.

"You're clever aren't you? Call me Anti-Matter, I knew I wasn't going to need all the girls to dispose of whatever anomaly came through, but if it's you, I wish I came alone." Anti-Matter gloated before a rumbling shook the ground.

"Just for clarity that wasn't me." Diana added before a roar shook the air.

"Well look at the time I have to be not here." Alfreda said before something bursted through the E.C.O.S. Undercover building sending rubble towards the group hitting Alfreda a few times, a particularly big piece clubbing him in the skull. "Sweet Caroline~ bah bah bah~!" Alfreda shouted before unconsciousness claimed him.

"Well that's one problem solved." Crackle suggested before something stomped through the smoke. Doomshy was at the full size of Saddle Rager, her coat a dark grey, her mane bleached white, with large spikes protruding out across her body, her eyes and blood red as she held a scientist in one hoof.

"You made it worse! Fix Me!" She demanded, her voice deep yet twisted.

"I-I-I can't, he tricked us into using that serum worsening your condition, beyond repair almost, even if we could you destroyed any equipment left that could do it."

Doomshy roared before slamming him into a ground, grinding him into a fine meaty paste.

"Hey there!" Anti-Matter yelled earning Doomshy's attention. "You caught my attention, I am Anti-Matter of the Power Syndicate, and I have a proposition."

Doomshy looked behind her at Alfreda who was managing to bring himself up.

"YOU!" She roared then running towards him before Crackle shot lightning at her sending her back. Alfreda continued dragging himself to a manhole disappearing into the sewers as the Power Syndicate were caught up in their fight with Doomshy.


An alarm sounded as the computer screened displayed 'Otherworldly Transmission Incoming.' Kul'as ran into the room sweating and pressed some buttons. "Go for Kul'as."

"Kul'as~" Selene sang from the other room. "Tired already? I was gonna let you do that thing you wanted to."

"Make it quick, now."

"Hey douchebag! Remember me?! I'm Alfreda! The guy you left behind on another world!" The transmission cleared showing Alfreda bandaged and pissed.

"Oh it's you. Wait I left you behind? I was wondering where you went, I've been calling you for six hours."

"Yeah! Phone calls don't go across universes!"

"Not unless it's my phone."

"Point is it was after you left Doomshy with E.C.O.S. and I was in the bathroom!"

"Oh yeah, I guess I did. Speaking of which how'd she turn out?"

"Well just as bad as Saddle Rager, but you know evil."

"Can you be more specific?"

Alfreda pressed a button next to him causing a voice to be heard. "I WILL TURN YOU INTO B*CKING SCRAPMETAL!" A deep voice roared.

"She's even better then I ever hoped to be." Kul'as said joyful.

"Just please help me! I had to break into their HQ to get this done and she teamed up with the evil Power Ponies so you know this is fun."

"Okay, get the list of parts I'm about to send you, then pray as hard as you can for Sa'luk. He'll help you from there." Suddenly, Kul'as' neck was surrounded by a blue magic aura. "Sorry buddy, you're on your on now." Kul'as gagged before he was dragged away as the transmission was cut.


Alfreda began to cry as he realized what was most likely to happening, the list printing out next to him. "Why Faust? Why do you punish me? Is it because I asked you to turn the rainwater into wine that one time? Or was it because of that whole thing of me helping Kul'as perform unholy experiments turning a probably innocent mare into a monster? Or both even?"

The door warped further to which Alfreda grabbed the list and jumped out a window flying off away from the tower, not stopping until he was outside the city limits. He looked at the list and began to go through the list, surprised at how much stuff in his chest hatch was on the list. He arranged the objects in a circle before taking the blue sapphire shard he found and placed it in the center.

"Oh great noble demon Sa'luk, I summon you to aid me in my time of need, I do not wish to die and you are my only hope." Alfreda chanted before taking out the bottle of white ink and smashing it in the center of the circle. The ground glowed with a ominous yellow light before a light shone from the sky onto the circle.

The ink and the ground under it cracked and floated into the air, the rocks and dirt coming together creating a four limbed skeleton. The ink swirled around it making a sort of skin before it glowed with a blinding light. Alfreda shielded his eyes from it and looked when it finally died down, revealing someone that looked just like Kul'as but had inverted colors, as in white skin with yellow eyes.

"Greetings, my name is Sa'luk. I take it you know my brother, the last time I was resurrected was when he was blackout drunk."

"Oh yeah I do, he stranded me here, after I helped him create a monster who just teamed up with the Power Ponies of this world, who are, you know...evil."

"Oh I think I can help then." Sa'luk replied before a boom shook them. They both turned to see the Power Syndicate staring them down, Doomshy now sporting green boots on her back hooves and a sleeveless vest of the same color.

"Hello Alfreda, we never go to properly talk last time."

"I would've but you're evil, anything I say can and will be used against me."

"Fair enough." Anti-Matter said then firing a heat beam at him, Alfreda narrowly dodging as Sa'luk barreled in engaging most of the group leaving Doomshy and Anti-Matter for Alfreda.

Alfreda dodged many of Anti-Matter's heat blasts directing some of Doomshy's punches at Anti-Matter. Alfreda then took out the hunting knife that belonged to Doomshy and dodged a hit from the latter, bringing it down on her hoof cutting it clean off.

"Wow, this is a surprisingly good knife." Alfreda noted before a fiery tail wrapped around his neck. He turned to see it belonged to Anti-Matter who pulled him in with a sadistic smile.

"I know all about how you're from another universe, you're living proof. So you're going to tell me everything about it so I can enjoy conquering it even more, one piece of information at a time."

"How about you blow me?" Alfreda asked before using the knife to cut the tail falling to the ground but avoiding Doomshy's slamming into the ground, her hoof having regenerated with spikes on it like a sort of brass knuckle.

Anti-Matter looked at her tail and growled before looking at Alfreda. "Nevermind, I'll examine your corpse instead!"

Anti-Matter fired a heat beam at Alfreda, sending it through his chest.

Everyone stopped fighting to see Alfreda looking at his own gaping chest wound before it healed away as if nothing happened.

"Oh yeah I could forgot I could do that."

Anti-Matter's eye twitched before her horn glowed even brighter. "Regrow This."

She fired another blast at him, but it wrapped around him and lifted him into the air. Alfreda struggled not to panic as he had no control on how to get out of this, and felt that this was the end.

Alfreda here, just wanted to add in one little thing. You know looking back at it all, I realized something, I'm immortal, I can never die no matter what happens, so I'm just going to enjoy it, take it all in, life's short for everyone, but not me, so why not see what's out there. Back to story at hand.

Alfreda decided if he was gonna die, he would leave one last impact. He threw the knife at Doomshy, causing it to bounce off her face leaving a deep scar under her right cheek, the knife rocketing towards Anti-Matter stabbing her right in the chest.

"Suck my Dick~!!" Alfreda yelled in defiance before Anti-Matter's horn glowed brighter to which Alfreda exploded.

Sa'luk stopped his fight looking up to see Alfreda's remains fall to the ground, Anti-Matter walking to his head piece that feel then smashed his head in with a simple hoof stomp. Sa'luk dodged a swipe from Diana Quick before he flew off for parts unknown.

"Let me go after that four winged turd!"

"Leave him. We have what we need now." Anti-Matter replied to Diana showing the remains of Alfreda. With these remains we can at least contact his universe, from there a whole multiverse to conquer. C'mon every pony, we have great work to do." Anti-Matter noted picking up the remains, the only thing falling out of her magic grip being a single claw from Alfreda.


Alfreda opened his eyes and saw he was falling through the air, passing by clouds unsure of what happened.

"What just happened, last thing I remember was fighting... someone." Alfreda said to himself before seeing the school he was falling towards. "MEGA CRA~~P!!" He screamed before bouncing off the pavement rocketing into the lockers inside, his memories sinking away with the massive concussion that came the moment he impacted the lockers. His eyes spun around as he began to drift into unconsciousness before seeing some weird hairless apes walked towards him. "Ow." Then everything went black.


Author's Note

And thus the saga is over, but there's an epilogue left though.

Yes the end of the chapter leads directly into Alfreda and Cell's Mutliversal Adventure.

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