Beginnings of a Immortal Wirewolf: Prequel to Alfreda and El Quatros Locos

Alfreda and Lather walked along the street, crime mellowed out on the sunny day. "So how remind me again why isn't any cop trying to arrest us?" Alfreda asked.

"Well Logic altered the camera footage so that we'd at least be able to walk around without any trouble."

Alfreda and Lather heard cheering and walked toward were a crowd was cheering. They pushed through and saw Solar Mare fighting against an android Logic built, but it was still no match as she applebucked it in the torso tearing it in two. The crowd cheered on as Solar Mare simply bowed while Alfreda fumed. "Wow cheering for beating up a robot it took 5 minutes to make, how creative. Why is she even here?"

"Power Ponies are in Goth'horn, High Heels trying to break into a secret government base."

"Oh yeah she told me about that, Ecosystem or whatever it's called. Beside the point she's not all that, I can beat her up, no problem." Alfreda said as Solar Mare flew off. Alfreda grabbed a tin can on the ground and threw it towards her. "I can totally kick your ass!" He said before he rolled away pissed.

"Did you take one of Seth's beers again?" Lather asked.

"No. I took Prell's. Much harder then Seth's."

Alfreda drank some imported Apple Family Cider he had 'appropriated' when Lather bursted in. "Uh Alfreda you better see this. I went back to grabbed the robot's remains and I found this lodged in it's mouth" She said handing him a letter which he then read aloud. "Dear Alfreda, I heard the challenge you issued and your can missed me by an inch. Come down to the docks unless you're talking out of your flank. Signed, who do you think this is?"

"Who'd you think?" Lather said sarcastically.

"No that's what it actually says."

Alfreda rolled up alone to the docks and looked around. "All right show yourself. I'm not as scared of you anymore Black Comet."

"I assure you it's not him." A voice with a motherly tone to it said. Alfreda turned around and standing in front of him was Solar Mare. "You got my message."

"Oh wait that was yours?" Alfreda said scared.

"Yep. I heard you say that and I wanted you to come see me to tell you that I've arranged for us to fight to see you prove it."

"Wait hold on now how about we act like mature and rational adults here and talk this out?"

"Well I was going to consider that, but you rolled down to the docks. I'll try and go easy on you though." Solar Mare then flew off as Alfreda stood there, only making a single squeaking noise of terror as he rolled back home still making the noise.

"Heard about what happened. Solar Mare's gonna kick you ass into scrap." Prell said not looking up before the door was knocked on and Prell opened it. "Yo I'm from New Robots weekly-"

"Hold up, come back at the fight."

Alfreda was actually sweating as he looked over the situation and saw no way out without his death when Seth walked to him. "Hey Alfreda, I heard about you fighting Solar Mare so I got you this." He handed Alfreda a loaf of bread. "It's bread to put in you when she turns you into a toaster. Then I realized she's probably gonna have more of you left over so I got a bunch of other junk to add you parts to. Except your arms though, she might keep them for backscratchers." Alfreda breaking down into sobbing as Seth finished talking.

"I'm going to die painfully, and even worse a virgin!"

"Calm down man, we can figure this out, if not then we'll do the next best thing."

"What's that?"

"I'm gonna help you install a pair and teach you how to fight a girl. Who's impossibly stronger then you that is."

"Don't you think that could've helped with you know, Saddle Rager?"

"The former, maybe, the latter however wouldn't, me and the others are gonna teach you how to fight, not kill yourself like an idiot."

Lather, Seth and some other henchponies were gathered around in a bunker Logic had made to contain Saddle Rager in the event they capture her.

"So since you're going to fight Solar Mare, we're going to help you fight her without using Dark Magic Crystals. Mainly because Logic hid his and Ezekiel sold his share for a sandwich." Lather explained.

"Yeah the problem with this is how the hell am I even supposed to hurt her?" Alfreda pointed out.

"We think you can survive if you can just outlast her it's only one rounds. If you make it then you can at least say that you survived fighting her."

"Ok good enough for me. What's the first lesson?" Alfreda asked before Lather punched him in the face. "Well it was gonna be how to throw and take a punch. But now it's gonna be how to dodge." Lather said with a sigh.

The music was playing over the intercoms as Alfreda was lifting up the entire gang on a panel while Lather counted.

"Come on Alfreda! Humdrum can lift better then you!" She yelled before Alfreda threw it to the ceiling causing some henchponies to fall off. "You were saying?" Alfreda said smugly before the panel fell back down squishing him. "Ow."

Alfreda dodged the gunshots and magic blasts from Lather as well as the magic blasts from her horn. "I know you're a expert at dodging now but throw a damn punch." Alfreda rolled around towards Lather delivering a uppercut. Lather chuckled a little as she shook it off. "Nice. You might actually pull this off with a punch like that."

"Hey you said that before. This better not turn out like Equador!"

"It's not gonna turn out like Equador!" Lather said embarrassed.

Alfreda approached the stadium, anxiety filling his being as he thought of what could go wrong. His worries subsided when Lather put her hoof on his shoulder. "Don't worry Alfreda, I'll be right by your side cheering you on when you fight. Here, have something of mine." Lather then used her magic to give Alfreda a pair of boxing gloves which he gasped at. "When I was a kid, I took up boxing so I could be able to watch out for myself, helped me out a lot. At least 2 years ago I went professional, I became the lightweight champ, took on mares, stallions, it didn't matter, give me a opponent, I'd get'em down. Got kicked out though, but I at least went out on top. I want you to have my gloves Alfreda. And something else."

"What?"

"This." Lather then lunged in to kiss him all though he was hesitant but he melted into the embrace before hugging her.

"Go get 'em tiger." Lather said to Alfreda while he was trying out the gloves when he noticed something on them. "Lather why are there some nails on these?"

"Oh yeah that was for my knockout, they called it the Viper." Lather then chuckled embarrassingly. "Federation discontinued use of it, kinda why I was forced to quit."

Everyone was cheering ready to see the carnage even Kul'as who was in the crowd. He saw Lord Tirek walking down the stand and tripped him causing him the fall to the bottom breaking his legs. Everyone cheered louder as the first sign of their battle hunger arose. The lights dimmed as one entrance to the ring lit up.

Alfreda and Lather rolled out as the music blared over the intercoms. As Alfreda neared the ring, he spotted Solar Mare in her costume sporting no gloves but standing at the ready. "If you die I'm taking everything you have." Seth told him as Lather walked to sit next to him.

"All right, let's get it on." Alfreda said as he rolled onto the mat.

"You know it's not too late to admit you're wrong." Solar Mare suggested.

"How can I be wrong if I never tried?" Alfreda argued.

"Fair enough." Alfreda went to his corner stretching a little before facing down Solar Mare. "If I die, burn everything I own, no one gets my body parts." He told Lather before the bell rung. He charged at Solar Mare dodging a swing from him and throwing a few punches before continuing to dodge. Alfreda felt his confidence rise with each punch and dodge, hearing a small pant from Solar Mare boosted it as the strategy was working.

"You call that boxing? Bite her ear!" Seth shouted as Alfreda delivered an uppercut to Solar Mare. Solar Mare simply chuckled as she cracked her neck. Alfreda realized what happened and looked at Lather. "Equador?"

"Equador." Lather said with a sigh in defeat. Solar Mare delivered punches to Alfreda, obviously suppressed as the dents weren't as deep as he thought, Alfreda was brought into a corner as Solar Mare hit him.

"Forget regulations, give her the Viper!" Lather shouted.

Solar Mare threw him out of the corner before he took out the nails and punched Solar Mare in the chest only for the nails to crumple. Alfreda realized the conclusion was, so he simply stood there taking the punches. "Go ahead, fuel their violence." Solar Mare delivered a left hook sending Alfreda back some feet. "Protect me Faust!" He yelled afraid.

"Kill Alfreda!Kill Alfreda!Kill Alfreda!" One crowd cheered wanting Alfreda to make it.

"Kill Alfreda!! Kill Alfreda! Kill Alfreda!" The other crowd cheered.

Solar Mare knocked him down and spread her wings over him as the audience cheered. "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!" They chanted as Alfreda winced ready for the end. "Here I come Joan River..." Alfreda said to himself before Solar Mare tossed her gloves away and helped Alfreda up. "Did I die?"

"No, I'm done."

"What? Why?"

"Because working problems out with such violence will not solve anything. I can see you're just an angry robot who wants to try and find out who he is in life. Who am I to take away that chance from you? I only challenged you to teach you a lesson on what to say while under the influence." Alfreda realized she was sparing him and hugged her tightly as the bell dinged. Lather shed a tear as Seth sobbed behind her. "So sweet of her, Right Seth?"

Seth looked up at the ring. "Nobody won, and I spent everything I had on her killing him. They're both Losers! LOSERS! LOSERS!"

"Scammers!" Prell yelled.

"We paid for blooooooood!" Tirek shouted from the ground.

"Tear these walls down!" Someone yelled prompting everyone to start a riot tearing the building up and fight each other as Solar Mare put Alfreda on her back. "How about I take you home?"

"Sure. I'd like that." Alfreda replied hugging tightly as they began to ascend into the air.

Kul'as looked up to them and let out a sigh. "So merciful, if only boxing was around when I slayed Faust. Oh well." Kul'as then tore a chair from it's roots and smashed it over someone's head before Moon Knight tackled him, other heroes attempting to help calm down the riot as well. She looked up at Solar Mare who flew off, letting a smile appear under her mask. 'Nice fight sis.' She thought before going back to pummling Kul'as.