
George Trestale, God of... Something
In a world where ponies and humans coexist in what can hardly be classified as harmony, Canterlot's daily regime is interrupted when one of these controversial creatures falls out of the sky and, to his surprise, doesn't die. This man seems to be the same as the rest, and calls himself "George Trestale". However, through a complete accident, George discovers he's developed magical abilities far beyond anything he could imagine. Unfortunately for him, almost none of them work correctly, and on top of that, he has no idea who he is or where he came from.
Thinking himself to be a god, and wanted by Celestia on the sole pretense of being human, our main character is tasked with running from the authorities, finding out what sort of power he's supposed to have, and most importantly, discovering who on earth he even is. Such begins the story of George Trestale, the unluckiest "god" in Equestria.
Rated Teen for some violence and language.
~ Edit From the Future! ~
This was my first remotely successful story, and as a result it's not exactly all that good, nor is it representative of my current writing ability. You can of course read it if you want, just expect things to be somewhat sloppily executed.





28 Chapters:
- Skyfall 2015-11-11 05:56:22 UTC312
- Necessary Roughness 2015-11-28 06:20:40 UTC591
- Balancing Act 2015-11-28 17:11:55 UTC
- Falling Down 2015-12-01 06:44:39 UTC
- Dazed and Confused 2015-12-03 20:08:21 UTC
- On the Run 2015-12-04 21:00:13 UTC
- Master of None 2015-12-05 23:24:54 UTC
- Dead Poets Society 2015-12-07 22:41:11 UTC
- Strangers on a Train 2015-12-09 00:01:26 UTC
- Brilliant Mistakes 2015-12-16 16:37:33 UTC
- Five Hundred Miles 2015-12-21 06:20:47 UTC
- Five Hundred More 2015-12-23 02:25:08 UTC
- Two's a Crowd 2016-01-02 22:03:00 UTC
- Death of a Salesman 2016-01-05 05:55:54 UTC
- Tea, Coffee, and Burritos 2016-01-08 22:55:51 UTC
- Story of a Madman 2016-01-12 04:26:45 UTC
- Home Sweet Home, More or Less 2016-03-02 01:23:29 UTC
- I Dreamed a Dream 2016-03-10 17:23:06 UTC
- Rip-a-Dee-Doo 2016-03-17 21:19:32 UTC
- Diary of a Wimpy Man 2016-04-08 19:04:01 UTC
- You Can't Handle the Truth 2016-05-03 23:30:33 UTC
- So Many Acronyms, So Little Time 2016-05-05 17:37:17 UTC
- Seriously, What's With All the Acronyms 2016-05-17 01:04:19 UTC
- Back to the Beginning 2016-12-07 06:23:14 UTC
- House Arrest 2016-12-12 06:41:09 UTC
- Planned Obsolescence 2017-01-19 06:30:15 UTC
- Before It All Ends 2017-11-22 11:01:12 UTC
- Hello To Old Goodbyes 2017-11-24 12:12:08 UTC