Kind of a Loonatic

Day 2 of Eddie's Modern Life.

While Eddie was quietly meditating on the porch of Sweet Apple Acres, when he was interrupted by a tapping on his shoulder.

"Sorry, I'm a little bit busy right now, so--" Eddie started before he saw the mare in front of him.

She was wearing a white shirt, pink socks and had light blue hair, periwinkle fur, and purple eyes.

Eddie began to gape in shock, but suddenly he stopped himself. "Then again, whatever I'm doing can't be as important as your problem. " he replied.

" I think there might be a Timberwolf attack in the Everfree forest." She explained, panicked.

Quickly, Eddie leaped from the porch and ran off towards the forest, as the unicorn smirked to herself.

Meanwhile in the forest, Eddie realized something:

"Wait a minute...of course there would be a Timberwolf attack here--THEY LIVE HERE!!"

"...why do I feel like I've been tricked?"

In an instant, a beam of energy shot through the trees and pierced Eddie clear through the stomach, knocking him to the ground.

The mare from earlier, a unicorn, stepped out from the underbrush, smirking.

"At last, the great and powerful Sorceress Trixie has claimed her prize. Such a shame that I had to kill him, though." The mare replied.

But at that point, a green energy flashed around Eddie's body and engulfed him in a blinding light. When the dust cleared, Eddie was now standing up as though nothing had happened.

But now, he looked like a black and green coyote.

"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! I SHOT YOU STRAIGHT THROUGH; YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!!" Trixie screamed.

"Well, you missed the vital parts, so I was able to regenerate my body. In fact, I don't think that you know what you're getting yourself into by fighting me. In fact, I think a little song will explain everything."

"Oh, and the name is Slick E. Coyote." Slick then cleared his throat, and began to sing.

After the song was over, Slick had to pay all of the backup singers.

When that was all said and done, Slick ran up to Trixie and punted her clean away. She sailed a good 22 yards before skidding to the ground.

"This isn't over; not by a long shot." Trixie vowed as she climbed into her shower.