Anybody out there? Yeah. I didn't think so. If you do find this, I'll just let you know this. We're in bandit hell. Some fucked up place called 'Equestria'. I mean, they won't even let us blow things up!

My name is Boom, and I was a perfectly ordinary bandit, until I let one of the psychos repair a New-U station. Yeah, I know, real smart, right? He used parts from the fast travel station and, know me, my brother Bewm, and the same Psycho, who go's by the name Nugget, got teleported here.

We used to be able to get whatever we wanted, blow up whatever we wanted, or do just about anything really, we were Captain Flynt's first mates, now we gotta actually work for stuff! And did I mention that we can't blow things up anymore? I mean, my name is 'Boom' for god's sake! What kind of bandit would I be if I can't even live up to my name?

Enough whining, I guess… you probably wanna hear the story. But I'm not gonna tell you, so watch this recording instead…