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I'm Offensive and I Take Offense

by Gapeagle
Twilight and her friends arrive at a strange community where everypony seems...off. Whoops, the word "off" is too offensive.

(Trigger Warning) This fiction contains parody (if only) of modern social problems (woops, "problems" is not PC enough...so....uh..."dilemmas?").

(Trigger Warning) This fiction does not contain a lesbian, pansexual, asexual, bi-sexual, trans, or sexualsexual Main Six (We apologize in advance for having reasonable headcanons).

(Trigger Warning) For Go...(can't say the word "God" so uhhh) For Celesti....She's off too!? Bloody Hell (I don't give a shi-)! Get on with it!!! Read the freakin' story!

Twilight and her friends have been summoned by the Cutie Map to a strange community where everypony seems to be offended by even the wind going through their manes. Can our heroes understand the reasoning behind this madness? Can anypony for that matter? Does the author have enough privilege points to write this type of fiction? Tune in next time on Dragon Bal- Oh...lost my place for a second.

Go ahead and prepare to be offended by this parody!

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Sex
Random
 
MS

46427 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

46 Chapters:

  1. Microaggressions Galore! 2015-12-03 15:22:15 UTC
    1927
  2. So, Where to Now? 2015-12-10 13:32:05 UTC
    482
  3. What About Spike? 2015-12-11 17:50:28 UTC
    677
  4. My Little Protesters 2015-12-13 00:42:02 UTC
    1351
  5. Bonus: Now For Something Completely Different 2015-12-15 15:49:05 UTC
    1084
  6. We Are Pro-Equality 2016-01-16 16:01:03 UTC
    874
  7. Karma 2016-01-19 03:10:53 UTC
    1230
  8. I (Don't) Have a Dream 2016-01-19 22:58:09 UTC
    955
  9. Educational Devolution 2016-01-21 17:38:04 UTC
    2031
  10. Defensive Offense 2016-01-21 22:58:28 UTC
    723
  11. The Flopscars 2016-01-27 02:16:53 UTC
    760
  12. Revelations From a Likely Source 2016-01-29 17:03:48 UTC
    1530
  13. Rainbow Dash is Homophobic and All Mares Are Lesbian 2016-02-01 17:44:14 UTC
    2000
  14. Season 6: Bonus: Prince(cess) 2016-02-04 16:46:37 UTC
    1023
  15. Bloody Valentine's 2016-02-14 20:37:36 UTC
    1068
  16. Mare Portrayal (Part whatever...) 2016-02-20 14:33:37 UTC
    991
  17. Motherly Portrayal 2016-02-28 04:32:24 UTC
    1133
  18. Sta-Mare-I Dunno 2016-02-28 18:28:30 UTC
    1439
  19. Campus Ideology 2016-03-03 00:13:21 UTC
    1514
  20. Pie Violence 2016-03-08 17:16:50 UTC
    857
  21. Rules of Nature! 2016-03-14 17:14:44 UTC
    1850
  22. Danger Zone 2016-03-22 15:06:14 UTC
    1159
  23. Post Dramatic Disorder 2016-03-27 17:14:13 UTC
    1338
  24. The Right to Nonsense 2016-04-12 17:10:38 UTC
    793
  25. When Sharpies™ Attack! 2016-04-13 21:47:11 UTC
    873
  26. The Wing Tales 2016-05-04 02:29:58 UTC
    619
  27. The Wondershits 2016-05-12 03:19:49 UTC
    913
  28. The Specter Smackers 2016-06-17 12:52:43 UTC
    1352
  29. I'mma Let you Finish but... 2016-06-25 16:10:06 UTC
    971
  30. Bonus: PC Jeopardy 2016-07-08 15:56:47 UTC
    1596
  31. Sunburned 2016-08-16 23:56:30 UTC
    482
  32. Princess-Elect Celestia 2016-11-24 02:00:43 UTC
    868
  33. The PC Police (Part 1) 2016-11-26 14:26:25 UTC
    1362
  34. The PC Police (Part 2) 2016-12-01 04:05:35 UTC
    771
  35. Bonus: Death of Chrysalis 2016-11-27 18:00:36 UTC
    636
  36. PC Police (Part 3) 2016-12-15 23:56:03 UTC
    1117
  37. PC Police (Part 4) 2016-12-18 21:46:22 UTC
    1030
  38. Dragon Hackers 2017-01-03 04:12:40 UTC
    369
  39. REEEEEEvolution 2017-02-03 14:47:27 UTC
    731
  40. (Bonus) She's a Sombrazi! 2017-02-04 23:46:19 UTC
    759
  41. The Opposite of Truthful Information of the Current Time 2017-03-12 16:50:24 UTC
    505
  42. Existential Chaos 2017-03-14 02:32:05 UTC
    990
  43. Gettin' Spicy 2017-03-30 02:03:24 UTC
    640
  44. Worthless Extra: The Pegasus Chicken Chronicle 2018-01-25 18:17:43 UTC
    304
  45. The Return of the Flopscars 2018-03-06 13:20:39 UTC
    52
  46. D E S T R O Y T H E F I L L Y 2019-04-13 01:32:50 UTC
    698