Journy of Life

Greetings bronies and pegasisters. your friendly neighborhood discord here. Bb4h is currently away in the corner. something to do about missing his godfather or someone, whoever that is. anyway, im here bringing you this chapter that i dredged up from the back of his mind. for some odd reason, it was surrounded by chains and kept under a pool of blood and lava. *shrugs* anyway, i would stick around, but i need to keep an eye on him for the time being.

her predatory grin was a bit unsetteling as i walked further into the library. then as i got closer, the door to the library shut with an exponantial ammount of force and i noticed her pupils had become pinpricks. her eyes reminded me of an anime girl when she is dieing or her mind is being fucked with. just one flat color. that can be added to this moment.

"hey there jonathan, so lovely to see you!" she exclaimed. ok, now that sounded normal, if her voice didnt rise in pitch and she didnt stare at me with unblinking eyes. i just about shit myself in a bit of fright. ignoring that i pushed forward. in speech, i mean. "twi, you ok? i just wanted to come by and appologize." i said. i came about a foot or two closer to her, but her gaze was unwavering and her eyes had yet to blink. im starting to think i broke her.

"oh, you wanted to appologize? What ever about?" her words even sound jaded by maddness. i slowly began inching my way to the door. all the while keepinng her talking. "twi, im sure you know what im here to appologize about. well, im here. and i wish to make amends. if you can stop levetating books, that would be nice." wait. . . . what? how did i not notice that she had eight of the seventeen-ish books from the circle floating besides her. "wait, twilight, how are-" i was cut off by her slightly manic laugh "oh, you notice the books? it took me the time from you and my friends going to that store for the fabric. i realized that this is just like equestria! so much untouched swells of magic, almost compleatly untouched! and you home, yes, yours, is sitting on the largest plots of magic. this can make life here a rich and fruitfull endevor!" she yipped. her voice rose in pitch and tone as she drew near. this news made headlines for me. my grandfather always loved this place and was so extreamly easygoing whenever he was here. yet outside of the fences, he was always grumpy.

I shook my head clear of any distracting thought. this seems to be a lost cause. sjhe had just gotten close enough that i could see that the whites of her eyes were a bit bloodshot and there were still fresh tear streaks on her cheeks. well. she's broken. i swivelled on my heels and sped off to the door. i slammed into the door, knocking it off its 40 year old hinges. All the while i heard mad cakaling behind me as i ran. i blew past pinkie, my donut stash in her arms. i jumped over a fallen chair. who the hell put that there? i came out, spriting into the living room, a book flying past my head. "SHIT!" i yelled, vaulting over the couch. how the hell had this happened? all i remember is her storming out of my room at 6, then flutters came in at 2... i think she had time to crack. no, not cocain, her mind, she went nuts, mad, crazy, loco in the coco. ... thu fauq did i just say? ... these humanoid ponys man, they're rubbing off on me. AJ was laying on the ground, holding RD in fear as i jumped off the couch and over them, landing harshly on the floor. i could almost feel somthing shift, very painfully, in my ankle. i spun around after nodding at the two girls onn the ground, and sped off to the grand staircase. i jumped two, three, maybe four steps at a time. by the time i made it to the top, twilight had just made it to the halfway point, and not to make things worse, but i was winded. i didnt normaly run for my life, dodging flying books, jumping and hoppinng and skirting around corners.

i turned on my toes and ran into the halway to my left. ... directly into fluttershy. i tumbled over her and when we landed, i saw that we were lip to lip. someties fate really wants to fuck me over. i just pulled my lips from her's and said, in a rapid pinkie motion, "sosorryfluttershy,twi'sgonecrazyineedtohide!" i jumped up as her cheeks started blushing a furious red. i honestly thought she would turn into a tamato in a second, but i had no time, as my hiding tactic was foiled by that little stunt. i tuned an ran as flutters mumbled out a 'what?'

i came around a corner to find that one of raritys dresses was out in the hallway, just hinging by the rafters. i cursed my luck and barreled through it, earning a cry of outrage from rarity, until she saw twilight running through it. if i had to say, i'd think twi was foaming at the mouth. i turned my head to look behind me. good god, her eyes were still unblinking and they had yet to return to normal. she still had 5 books left in her magical purple aura. i turned my head around just in time to get clothslined by a string. on the other side of the string was a very happy pinkie. that is, until she saw me get clothslined. her expression turned sour.

my back slammed into the ground, my neck hurting like a bitch and so did my head, from the floor. my my did twilight ever look creepy while she's upside down, her head just floatin in your field of view. i single strand of saliva fell from her mouth and plopped onto my cheek.

just as she was getting ready to slam a book down onto my skull, i quickly rolled out of the way as the sound of AJ's heavy footfalls and rainbows signature 'whoosh' sound came barraling down the hallway, twi didnt even flinch as she was tackeled like a ragdoll by pro footballers. damn. im surprised they didnt get stopped by the rop-oh pinkie has it in her hands, coiled in a perfect circle. hm. that explains things. the only down side was that rainbow, insted of rushing at twi first, she slammed into me after she overcalculated her tackle.

the pain of my nose smashing into my skull and the sound of it breaking, was way worse than the pain of our two skulls coliding. when i hit the ground, the last thing i saw was a very worried and pained rainbow dash and as my vision fadded i saw fluttershy run up with a white box with a red cross on it.

the last thought that ran through my mind was exactly said perfectly as it was the last word i said before losing consiousness.

"fuck. my. life."

hello again, everypony! old uncle discord is back. Bb4h is normal, but continuously muttering something. i got him in the shower, but i didnt take off his cloths. *sigh* you honestly wouldnt like how this chapter would of turned out had i done a few minor tweeks to it. jonathan would have died from an encyclopedia and the girls would live in regret as twilight stayed crazy! heheh. chaos wouldnt have even saved him from the encyclopedia, so i had to make it so that ranbow crash smashed and broke his nose. just to avoid him dieing. _ hmm? oh, drat, i'll have to leave you all for now. untill next time, everypony! aribaderchi! *poof*