Journy of Life

*static* fuck off discord! i like that you helped me, but you fucked up my original idea! *notices you* oh fuck... uhhhh... eheheheh hey guys and girls. ... uh you didnt hear me and my old bud discord having our, uh, 'discussion' did you? eheheheh... lets not pay attention to that now shall we?

the pain was imense. i was coming to after god knows how long. I had no idea what the fuck happened, but one thing, or, two things i remember is coming to a little bit ago and seeing fluttershy wrapping something around ... somthing. i dont know what. but what i do remember is twilight going crazy and chasing me all through-out my home. honestly, i could care less. but the fact that she has magic now frieghtens me.

I was now just starting to move around, earning a small grunt of pain and a silent 'yes' from someone in the room. hm. if i got one of them knocked up while i was unconscious. then theres some hell to pay. my eyes opened to see glaring sunlight gleaming through my window. there were autumn leaves slapping up against it. harsh sunlight was greeting my eyes with its blinding and painfull eyes.

Gradually, i slipped off the bed ... untill i landed face-first onto my maroon carpet. pain then began to shoot through my head. it wasnt just a pain. it was a burning, searing hot red pain. then, islipped my arms unnder myself and heaved my ugly lugg off the floor. i then felt an arm go under mine. i looked to my left, opening my eyes for the first time since i got an eyefull of sunlight. In my field of vison came the kind face of fluttershy.

"ugh... fluttershy? what happened? and why does my voice sound so ... nasely?" i shook my head from left to right, furthering my aching head. "y-you have a broken nose jonathan." broken nose? that what keeps hurting? im not exactly sure it could be that. but then again, the giant white round thing on my nose is proof enough. i didnt really pay it any mind as i took it with me. it was like my motto 'Take it all in stride.'

Shoving the pain behind me, I climbed up onto unsteady legs and went to move to the door. . . . before falling onto my face, yet again. if there really is a great celestial being out there, they must really hate me. Before i knew it, i had an arm around my body and another arm supporting my arm. my arm was wrapped around a very determined looking fluttershy. good lordy-loo did she really out class me. she maybe weighed, like, eighty to 90 pounds, but here she is, lifting up a 130lb human. i guess this means i should really watch what i do around fluttershy.

"uhhh... flutters? what are yo-" i got cut of. you know, i dislike being cut off. so this is annoying. "No! i wont hear anything selfless from a friend. you're to weak to even walk around normally. untill you can get better, ill help you." she ... sweet mecifull vodka, she gave me the stare. that is something that haunts me to this very moment. which is right now. ...? what? i like talking like things already happned when, really, they are happening at that moment. its one of my intrueging quirks. but she sure seemed determined, and being in the way of a determined ma-er... woman, would not be a very good idea. especially one like fluttershy.

"ok fluttershy, i trust you know what your doing." but sometimes i really dont wish to care about anyone. i thought. i could trust some secrets with some people. anywho. "flutters?" i said as me and her slowly walked our way over to the door. she replied with a gentle 'hm?' "you know what happened to twilight?" i asked. she somewhat grimmaced, but that could be frome holding someone that is several pounds heavyer than yourself. she nodded but said "i know what happened to her, she flipped." "flipped?" "flipped. she does that when she is in a bad mood and learns or remembers something good or bad. its useually worse and wears off, but this is worse than when she put the 'want-it need-it' spell on everypony. she almost had no remorse until earlier this morning, when she turned back to herself." she said, finnishing her little schpeil on twilight as we neared the staircase. thankfully this house is pretty big and has a recreation of the Titanics grand staircase. and by recriation, i ment a full blown re-make of the original. no shitty half-ass job. all hand-made from oak and cherry, pollished and shined every few months. but it had atleast six months left before it had to be re-polished again.

we made it down the relativly small and narrow stairs without nary a scratch. although, i almost fell once or twice, but fluttershy stopped me from the painfull fall that awaited me each time. when we made it to the bottom of the stairs, a smell assaulted my nose like the germans blitzkrieg. good god that smell is- "bacon?!" i looked to fluttershy, who's face was a mix of confusion and determination. "Bacon?" she timidly asked. "you mean like haybacon?" she looked adorable with her face in a taut line of confusion. i shook my head left and right, and a look apeared on her face. "fluttershy, what im about to tell you, you gotta promise me you wont tell the others. this is for their own safty, and i know you wouldnt like the idea of eating this worlds bacon." i said, looking at her. her eyes went from looking straight ahead to looking at me with both confusion and assurance. "of course jonathan. i wont tell them." she said. we were in the main halway leadinng to the dinning room and juast passing the living room. there on the couch was a rainbow dash who was slumped over her knees. i could hear a faint snoring as we made it into the secluded hallway.

"fluttershy. dont be scared, but the bacon im smelling, isnt hay bacon. its a meat." i said. she obviously flinched but remaind true. she didnt 'eep' or yelp or do anything to get attention. she just fliched. hm. she is more accepting of anything than i thought. "you arent going to screech in terror and run off? anything?" i asked. i was honestly curious of why she didnt seem to show anything. "im not so much as scared as i am understanding of your ... needs jonathan. i know that if you have meat in your home, then you eat it." "really?" "no. i just saw some of those 'triple pound burgers' from quirbys burger shack on that magic black box that Dash and AJ seem to like." fuck. i forgot about the adds on television that told the girls that humans eat meat. "but. your ok with it?" she just nodded and gave me a small smirk. "i have bears and birds that need to eat fish. im not so unused to meat eaters as i am with animals that need it. you just obviously need it." she finnished that statment off by poking my stomach.

we entered the dining room and there, before me was a feast fit for a king. two plates of bacon, three bowls of salad, four plates of waffles, eight waffles each and there were two of my antique water jugs. they either recently got polished, or were wahsed before being filled with orenge juice. i forgot that i had orenge juice in my fridge. ... note to self, dont drink the OJ. fluttershy helped me hobble my way over to a chair at the head of the table. before she herself sat down. her chair was to my right. before long, i saw three mar-er women walk out of my kitchen and in their hands were pies. the first was AJ. i asumed she made apple. then came pinkie. i can smell hers from here. cherry. then out came twilight. she saw me and a look filled her eyes. i can only asume she made either grape or boisenberry. or some other type of pie. when each girl set down their pie tin, i saw that i was right, that is untill you saw twilights pie. hers was actually a cold pie. one that i knew the recipe for and kept hidden in that library she .. was ... in... fuck. welp. there goes my grandfathers secret pie recepe.

if your wondering whats in it, its just a chocolate cake batter mix on the outside, with some frozen type of gonashe in the center. the gonashe has a vanilla, blueberry and dark chocolate filling in it. the top layer is a normal pie cover, covered in sugar. both sugars are crystal flaks and powdered. then a large dollop of whipcream on top and finally to top it all off. in the center of the whipcream stood a single strawberry. i gotta say, twi sure knew what she was doing. she made it picture perfect to what my grandfather usually makes it.

anywho, i just sat there as the last few mares walked in. in rushed dash and then in boucnced pinkie. despite her being told, by me and her firends, she kep on bouncing without thinking that her shirt wasnt ment for a female. my stockpile of shirts were torn into and i had to bring out a few set of clothes. rarity still wore my grandmothers stuff. still mumbling that it was oldfashioned. but right now, most of the girls have my cloths on. flutters has a black hoddie on. saddly it was the only one i had. dash is wearing one of my sporty outfits. AJ was wearing my stockpile of plaid button ups and white tee's under the button up plaids. she still wore her signature hat, though. pinkie was wearing the largest set of cloths i had, but even then, her knockers were too big to keep hidden under the tee's i had. then twilight wore my old school uniform. not my choice, hers.

after a few minutes of use just stareing at eachother, we just began to eat. i'd give the waffles a 4 out of 5. the OJ proved to be bad. and everyone else agreed to just haveing a single pitcher of milk. and before long we were onto the bacon. everyone began off slow. but they had no idea they were eating a carnivores breakfast. i just slighty grinned as fluttershy ate a single peice and agreed with the others that it WAS good. she held a small look of horror behind her eyes, but she seemed to like the bacon enough to eat three more peices. out of the two plates, dash probably ate her weight in bacon. AJ just ate one peice, before giving me a look that showed me something. she knew! i just nodded with her before i ate the rest of mine. for a time, everything seemed to go back to normal. the sound of clinking silverware, the passing of fluids. the familial bond. but it seemed that it was a different family.

after breakfast, twilight quickly disapeared and most of the others justdisapeared. i just sighed and picked up my things. fluttershy wasnt around, and the feeling in my legs came back so i grabbed a couple of the dishes and hobbled into the kitchen to wash dishes. i already had atleast six or seven days worth of dishes. i could've invested in some paper plates, but i didnt really wana keep paying out the ass for stacks of paper plates.

(Time Jump: 18 minutes later)

i had been washing all the dishes. i didnt mind it, its something we all have to do. now im not going to overstep my bounds, but the girls are a little ... off today. the whole twilight incedent ust have really spooked them over. it didnt matter that i will call them lazy. but i will say that it would've been nice to have someone help me with the dishes. ... maybe after this i'll invest in some dish-washers. Maybe. . . .

and then in walked AJ. she walked in and went straight to the fridge. i had given the girls some news that, since they were guests in my home, they had free reign of a good deal of it. so when i looked over to where AJ was, i saw that she was popping open the fridge. ok, now i might be and act like a gentleman, but deep down inside, im still a human male perv. some things taught from the elderly perv, got passed down to the new, younger pervert. so when she bent over to look at something in the fridge, i bent my neck to get a delightfull view of dat booty. and like all the memes these days, i mumbled under a breath 'dat boody doe.' and i mean it. her booty, put the B to they ooty. it was tight and had a decent ammount of skin to show off, through tattered blue jeans, the muscular structure of her legs. all i gotta say, is that i hope she doesent know how to choke someone with those, they could snap a neck.

and then all to soon, she began to move around in the fridge. i moved my head back to the dishes, but kept my eyes on her beautifull ass and legs. she stayed that way for a small ammount of time, before pulling her body back from the fridge, a bottle of cream soda in her hands, one in each. my eyes swung back to my work before she could see them looking. As i continued the work, she walked over to where i was, placing her soda's on the center island, and disapearing behind me.

i didnt think much at that, untill her skinny muscular arms with leather gloved hands wrapped around my abdomen and held my back to her body. where my head was, there was just enough room behind my neck for her *ahem* chests to wrap around my neck. i was just about to reach half-mast when i heard her say "sugarcube, twilights been real sorry 'bout how she acted an all. i think i speak for all of us 'round here when i ask if'n you will talk to her. maybe forgive her." i nodded slightly, placing the dishes that i had just recently finnished into the strainer. "I can understand that Applejack, but im still realing over what twilight said last night." "whats that sugar?" " that there is a large ammount of untapped magic hinding just under my home. and the fact that she was able to use anymagic at all, even to lift those books, scares me." i paused as i picked up another dish, a large hand made coffee mug, and began washing it. but AJ beet me to my sentance. "she said theres magic here? did she tell ya' why?" i shook my head. for a minute she just stood behind me, holding me tightly against her. allowing me to wash atleast six or seven more items.

thankfully after thirty more minutes and three refills of the sink later, i had all the dishes done. AJ had held onto me for the whole time. although i wondered why she came in here, i wasnt complaining. i was currently at full-mast from just being near her. there was a very small blush on my face. after we talked, she placed her chin on the top of my head. i just wondered if this is what a midget feels like with taller women. (... dont kill me.) after the dishes were washed, AJ let go, but spun me around so i was facing her. her face was pulled into a look of mistical wonderment. "sugarcube. i been meaning to ask this for a bit, but..." she looked to the entrance and exit of the kitchen. when she was satified with what she saw, she turned back to me. "do you like any of us? and not the like sense, but like like sense."

i was mostly amused. one, she wasnt seeing the somewhat visible (or what felt visable) erection that i had going on. two, she never saw the look on my face when i was around her or fluttershy. i just dimly nodded my head. with that small gesture, she took it ok, until another question popped out of her mouth. "you mind telling me you like? i dont mean to pry but..." ... i think i know where this is going. "I understand AJ. if it means anything, ill tell you that i have my eyes set on-" i got cut off when pinkie jumped out of my shirt and gave me the biggest 'shhhhhhhshshsh!' that i ever heard. and it was really mind blowing how her and her pudgy, curvy body have suddenly materialized in my shirt. only to be able to stretch out the neck line and pull most of her upper torso out of it. "dont reveil the plot line buster! itll ruin the fun!" she said merily before she slid down my shirt, her eyes narrowing on a spot in the ceiling before she compleatly disapeared inside of my shirt. i pulled the neckline back to find only my bare chest and abdomen. "how the fauq does she do that? it makes no logical sense!" and before i could say anything more, AJ dropped the subject compleatly and moved on to " so, partner, ready to tag along?" ... i honestly wanted to slap a pimp. she went from a question about love, stared at pinkie for minute before just dropping it and moving onto another subject. i just shrugged and went along with it.

we both walked down to the library and found twilight there. i just realized that the door was back on its hinges, the wood fixed and looking good as new. i just shruged and went on. we found twilight near the very back of the library. when we found her, she was just reading a book. a history book about the veitnam war. ... -_- fuck my life. if she ask's, in not telling her. its one thing for a human, but for a peace loving pony, she might get scarred by it. "hey, twi. i brought 'm here, just like you asked." AJ said, startaling Twilight.

the look on twilights face was priceless when she got scared, but i dropped my jaw when i saw what page she was on. the most infamouse picture of the vietnam war. you know the one pic where that leader dude shot a veitcong? in the head? With a revovler? in a black and white picture? yeah, that one. and it had a few more ... disturbing images in it and had more than enough info to break a mind that was unused to it. twilight gracefully bent down and picked up the book, dusting it off and closing it before placing it back on the shelf.

when her head turned back to me, and imediatly she began tearing up. ... either those are crocidile tears or it is actual tears. "Jonathan... i am so, so sorry about last night." she began a choaked up sob. "you just really got on my nerves, and i had been so confused as to what do to! normally i send a letter to the princess every night whenever i learn something new. yet i remembered i was stuck here. for howeverlong i am stuck here with my friends, i cant ever see or hear the princess! I ... i ... *sob*"

she began to breakdown on the tiled floor, falling to her knees. AJ rushed over to her side and began to hold her as she sobbed. i silently walked up to her crumpled form when she started to hiccup. i pulled her to her feet and held her close to me, repeating the same process as the last time. whispering comforting words into her ear, rubbing her arm with my thumb and gently rocking us back and forth, left and right. she fell into my chest and continued. while i would say that the whole aesop about what she learned 'this' day thing was kinda stupid and was downright retarded. but then again. it was a routine that she had, and then it kinda broke. well... it broke really baddly. now, her routine was suddenly stopped and she had no way of contacting her family, friends, boss, or even her princess. so, shit got fucked with.

"again jonathan, im sorry. can you ever forgive me?" she asked, her eyes pleading with me. sighing, i just nodded and said "alright, ill forgive you. but this is one of my three warnings. i got a three strikes your out rule." as soon as i said that, she perked right up. smilling her little head off. her and i seperated and we went back to our own tasks. it was only around 11-ish. so i decided to go and do ... somthing.

maybe ill do a dinking contest with dash. maybe now ill have a chance to break out some of my grandaddys old Teennessee moonshine.

{[(location: Equestria Specific location: Twilight Sparkles Tree-brary)]} _

the area around the tree had signs of signifigant burns, but the worst sight at all was the look of the tree-brary. The once proud Golden Oaks Library now stood in compleat ruin. half of the tree had burned to the ground some three days before. now around the entirety of what once was twilight sparkles proud, clean and orderly library stood some 40 royal guards. 80 guards toatal. equal halfs of princess Luna's and princess Celestias guard forces. the only group not suffering from compleat exhaustion was Princess Celestia's royal guard.

standing inside the remnants of Twilights home and workplace stood two tall figures, gazing about the burned library, standing at the epicenter of the fires scortch marks, where six sets of circles stood, five in a row, but one standing infront of the five. those five stood facing either away from the door or twards it. and the one that stood near the tallest figure was a definite givaway to who stood there, not three days earlier.

"sister, I do not think this was possible, but the signs are everywhere." said the darker figure. "i know lulu, but it all points to her. all this time i thought she was forgetting her dayly friendship reports, but now i see the reason why. . . if only i had known about this, i could have stopped her, told her the dangers-" "but Cely! you know she would still want to go and find out for herself! she would not have stopped untill she got the information she wanted to know." the dark one said, correcting her sister. she then looked to a half burnt book that stood on a pedestal, far enough away from the scortch marks to not be caught in the fire, but close enough that it was slightly turned black and the pages yellowed.

"sister, how did she even get this? i thought you yourself put it away in the forbidon section after starswirl dissapeared." "Ithought so to, lulu, but it appears that it was not hidden well enough to stop my student from trying it. i suppose this is how she also got the 'want it, need it' spell." said the taller, white one, her horn glowing a golden yellow as she grabbed the book in her magic, clocing it, and placing it in her saddle bag.

The air inside of the library was still rich with raw, untainted, magic. "Cely, i think i might know where twilight is. but it is a dangerous task. i ask that i may go and retrieve her." "im sorry lulu, but unless you have the return spell, we cannot risk it. and the spell was lost when starswirl dissapeared those 500 years ago." "But sister! Im sure starswirl left somthing in his journals! if we can just, i dont know, look through them, maybe we can retrieve twilight!"

the taller, white one just stood there, her eyes showing her troubled look. 'should she? should she just betray her friends trust? even after 500 years, could she still not look at them and see the very stallion that actually proved to be more than just a friend?' she shook her head. 'no! it had been a long time. surely she should stop mourning her bestest of friends.'

nodding slowly, she looked to her younger sister. "alright Luna. I shall let you read through his journals. but just ... be carefull alright? those books are irreplaceble. and they are all i have left of him. aside from his robes and hat with bells, these are all i know him by." she said. of course. she only had his origional hat and cape. all with rusted bells and the origional stiching. what those meuseums have are just his spares. not the origional stuff.

"of course Cely! i wont let you down! i promise!" said Princess Luna, saluting and dissapearing off to her sisters secret store room.

"Princess Celestia? Mayor Mare is here to talk to you about the ... incedent. what should we do?" said a royal guard. Celestia looked around atthe devestation. out of all the ponies there in the room, only spike made it out. but he was now in the care of the Palaces Royal Care Wing. even though he was a pure blodded dragon, he suffered from the extream heat and being blasted backwards and through a wall. thankfully, twilights pet had gotten him and his pet Pheonix Pee Wee out of the burnning home, saving the book that twilight and her friends had wrote in. anything else that had been in there was either devestated or slightly charred.

*sigh*"tell her i'll be right there. I'll be a moment Corporal." the guard nodded, saluted and then trotted off to the front lawn, presumably to tell the mayor what would go down.

one last look around the library proved to turn up little evedence besides the evedent burn marks. 'twilight ... what did you do this time that warented such an action as this?' Celestia thought before taking a deep breath and turning around. 'timme to meet the mayor. this should be fun.'

Hey Bronies and pegasisters! Bb4h is back! and with a twist at the end 'What a twist!' ... really dude? *sigh* i dont get paid enough to do this. anyway. i have been thinking through this idea. every ten chapters a day passes. also. Three days? over the course of two nights and a two days? i thought it was two nights and one day. but im wrong at time... fuck. i was right! anyway. the cause is that every 12 hours is a single day in equestria. the time between midnight in equestria is the same as a full millisecond after the clock strikes 12.

anyway. as always.

Do 'svidania, stay healthy. Broniesb4hoenies