chapter 1 where am i and welcome to Ponyville

As the blue eyed merchant was fading back to her version of Equis. I had just begun to wake up in some kind of forest, as I stood up I felt the ground shake and heard a deep rumbling growl coming form behind me. I turned around just in time to see a massive midnight blue thing coming down on top of my head. On instinct I jumped back, not realizing that I had some how stopped or slowed down time, and  dropped the attaché case, (I somehow knew that was what the thing was called) and pulled out my gunblades aiming them at the thing that had attacked me.

It was then that I realized exactly what happened to time and what the blue thing really was. I had been attacked by a Ursa Minor. Specifically I somehow had the knowledge that this Ursa had been lured into Ponyville by Snips and Snails for Trixie to beat. They had thought that this thing was actually a legendary Ursa Major and that because of her boasting, they believed that Trixie could actually beat said giant bear thing. Though in reality it had taken Twilight and her friends to eventually bring it back to the Everfree Forest where it stayed, and until it met me nothing had truly entered it territory except for a few stray manitcores looking for a fight but  ended up as the Ursa's dinner instead.

All this info flashed through my mind and I heard a beep coming from the case when I picked it back up. Time was still stopped but I had figured this out already as I still was processing what had just happen when two words passed by my eyes beatieairy updated .

'Huh that's what that's like.' I thought then gasped out loud. My voice had changed to match Ayumi's in-game voice so I said a few random things to make sure of this.

"Light. Dark. Hotdog. Cucumber." Yep it really had changed I thought as I shrugged my shoulders and felt something weird going on with my back, almost as if there were two things rubbing against my trench coat and the windbreaker I was wearing.

"Wait! What the fuck?! I wasn't wearing these before I woke up in the Everfree!" I stated but as I said this time started back up and the Ursa's massive paw slammed into the ground where I had been standing before time stopped for the last 5 minutes.

As the Ursa looked for me I decided to try sneaking away, but when I stepped on the proverbial twig, the Ursa's eyes darted in my direction eliciting it to charge at me and again, on instinct, I shot out a Ice Arrow freezing the thing solid, knowing the time Ice Arrows last is a short one I charged up my Rage and sent out a Earthquake (or in this case an Equisquake) attack and knocked the Ursa clean out. Hopefully it would have the sense to not follow me once I got out of the area and closer to Ponyville. In any case I had to get out of there fast.

I would suggest you fly. you have a pair of wings don't you? A Voice suddenly said, a Voice I recognized that had a completely neutral feeling to it, and as I was a big fan of the books that this Voice came from, and knew of only two people who could sound like that, I knew not to trust it completely like Max had, but it then said something that annoyed me but helped me to truly trust her. Well Angel had done this before and she told me I could do it to and cause even when she wasn't leader and I was she still had been right about me breathing under water so I tried to connect to someone on this God forsaken planet besides the flock and lo' behold I now know where we are and that there is someone I could connect with. But not completely trusting the voice isn't really a choice since you know who's talking. Max said snarkitly.

"Well Max how long have you been trying the Voice." I said cause if I knew how long she and the others were here for I might have an idea of how to get back home. As I was conversing with her I checked my back and saw that I did indeed have wings upon my back. Watching them as they slid out of pre-cut slits in my trench coat, that I realized looked awfully similar to Albert Wesker's from RE5, I suddenly dashed forward breaking through several trees with that burst of speed and taking off and gliding for the wind it created.

As I rose above the canopy Max answered, Well it has been a couple o' weeks but the flock and I have only been here for a hour or two, and with the fact that in most of that time we've been trying to find civilization in a desert like prairie we've yet to find anything alive and talking, so I thought of using the voice as a last ditch effort. So you know where we can find some help because from what I saw your in some kind of forest, but maybe you can point me and the others towards somebody if I give you a idea of where we might be.

"Head toward that stream and then head north cause from what I saw toward the south you'll be heading even further away from somepony if the dunes give any clue." Amazed at what my favorite fictional character of all time next to Leon S. Kennedy showed me as I flew closer to Ponyville (if any of you are wondering how I was still calm with all this stuff going on. I'll tell you this; I didn't just get Wesker's trench and powers. His usually calm and cool outlook came with it plus his ability to file away things in his brain to look at later was already part of my thought process, I was a scientist before coming to Equis after all.)

As I got closer to Ponyville I felt and saw a rainbow colored shockwave and I guessed that Rainbow was either trying to attack me, or practicing her speed and was just heading my way without knowing I was up here. Thinking I'd try something that I had always wanted to do but you never got the chance in-game; cause when Ayumi touches the artifact of Light, the Dark's curse and power left her. But I felt the Dark's energy and the Light's within me so I decided to active both Light and Dark Forms at the same time causing shock wave, similar to Rainbow's but silver and white, to blast from me as I rocketed forewords at mach30. 3x faster than rainbow after the sonic rainboom. I realized I could still go faster as I poured on the speed with Max's hyper drive and Wesker's super speed that when I reverted back to normal and crashed into rainbow who was hovering above Twilight's castle after I unleashed my Ultimate Form (as I called it). I realized a while later that Rainbow had been in fact trying to go even faster than ever before and had almost done a double rainboom, which would of brought her max speed up to mach20, but stopped to look at my sonic boom and the double boom that I had made when I used my other speed powers. All that speed had flung me forward in time 10 minutes and Rainbow had waited above the castle for me to reappear, that's why we both crash landed in a heap in the central garden of the castle where Twilight and none other than Ingrid Hunnigan were standing. It was then that I got the feeling that I wasn't in My Little Pony anymore.