Ponies Invade My Creative Writing Story

Meanwhile, in Pyonyang, Rainbow Ablaze and Twilight the Cruel flew over the ocean, disguised as a cow and a dolphin. "Aah, this is refreshing," said Twilight, as she ate a sacred nectar-infused waffle. Then Liliana Tress realized she wasnt a pony, and struck herself, Rainbow and Twilight with lightning bolts, but Rainbow Ablaze used Shape the Sands, so she had 8 toughness, and didnt die, but in response Liliana used Go For the Throat, and killed everyone. But little did she know Rainbow was an artifact creature, so she didnt die. But then Popo, Memory Adept said "I asked for Zombies, not artifacts. I HATE artifacts!" and wrathed the board with a planar outburst, but accidentally awakened Liliana again, who minus twoed into an Apocalypse. The world blew up. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe known as Mongolia, Axe Cop ran in shouting "The world is blue! The world is blue!" Then Yakko turned into a pony god named Nylea Sparkle Dash and rode in on giant chickens named Ralph. Waffles were now running away from avocadodinosaurlemonsoldier. Then Flappyshy ate a baby with tentacles for eyeballs, who was eating the world, so she turned into flappybabyshywithtentaclesforeyesandaworldinherstomach. Then she developed Schizophrenia and a water allergy and could only drink the tears of small children, which is also known as Pepsi. Then Dark Jamopers moved the counters from Cougar to Dragonlord Simulacra,  who ate a waffle, and turned into dragonlordsimulacrawithcountersandwaffle. Then everyone got teleported to the debt star, where they helped weeping angels blow up a llama, rescue all the pony minions and the angel of fury, who was also a llama. Then Jimmy Rhino the Rabid Dalek blew up the world. THE END