Ponies Invade My Creative Writing Story

Once upon a time, there was a Pug in a pony costume named Marcellus Pie. He had all the pizza boxes in the world, and so King Sombra and his evil minions from Jupiter were trying to steal them. The pony minions weren't the problem. The real problem was that they'd pin all the children in the world to clotheslines. Then they would all turn into snakes disguised like cobs of corn disguised like snakes disguised like cobs of corn. Then Marcellus Pie would release his secret weapon, Apple Bloom, to force all the girls stuck in glass jars to eat waffles. One day, Sombra released his killer minion Mark the dinosaur to eat avocado soldier with lemon, and transform into avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle, because he ate the girls in the jars, who were full of waffle. Mark ate 2 waffles on the evil, evil, EVIL planet Pinko, and because all the evil pony minions were jealous of the Waffle on avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle's head, they went after him. Meanwhile, avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle was taking revenge on all the cobs of corn he could find. "#Pandaz", he said. Uni-Fluttershy ate a waffle-flavoured Jim from a flying gas station. Then avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle, alias Mark, ran from Lord Iceheadchipmunk. Then the evil pony minions, lead by Princess Celestia, ate Avacyn, who was restored by an evil kitten named Bon-Bon. Then Yakko said "That's nice dear"  and ate 2 Ainok Trackers. Meanwhile, Marcellus Pie was eating sock flavoured pizza flavoured waffles, and accidentally ate Lord Iceheadchipmunk, because he was a sock and tasted like the waffles. Then he went to HeadTown with his best friend, Parody. Dalek avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle ate a waffle, which turned him into avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwafflewithwaffle. Then he ate another waffle, which cancelled out all the other waffles, and revealed his true form, GOOD BAD SANTA SOCKARANG. Then he ate a waffle.