PRINCESS CELESTIA WAS IN FRONT OF ME, AND SHE WAS DOING SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE DID WHEN THEY SAW ME: CRY."WHY? WHY? WHY?" WAS ALL SHE ASKED, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I SAID NOTHING. "IF I WAS A CRUEL MURDERER LIKE YOU, SHADOW, I WOULD HAVE KILLED MY SISTER LUNA WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Breathing* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" NOW THE GUARDS WERE SCARED. SHINING AMOUR'S YOUNG COLT, SHIMMERING AMOUR WAS THE LEAD GUARD AND SAID TO PRINCESS CELESTIA "PRINCESS! STOP SHOWING SUCH HATE! OR THE WINDIGOES WILL COME BACK!" CELESTIA DIDN'T STOP. WHAT HE SAID MADE HER EVEN MORE MAD.
I WAS IN MY FAVORITE PLACE, THE TUB. I HAD A BUNNY. IT WAS DEAD (TOTALLY NOT FROM ME!). EVERYTHING WAS DEAD IN THE TUB (TEE HEE!). I HAD ONE PONY LEFT, GALLENT RAGE. SHE IS SMARTER THEN ME AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, NOW THAT SHINING AMOUR IS MARRIED, BUT THAT'S OKAY*twitch* *twitch*. SHE SAW ME WITH THE ANIMALS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE AND EXCLAIMED"GET OUT OF THAT TUB!" I GOT OUT, SMILING. "STOP KILLING THINGS IN THERE!" SHE YELLED, APPALLED. I SAID NOTHING. THE SMILE WAS GONE. I GRABBED HER AND DROWNED HER, TOO, BECAUSE NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT DO. I SMILED AGAIN. I KILL. I'M "NOT RIGHT", AS SHE CALLED ME. I TRIED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS I MADE OF BODIES (MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF KILLING). OF COURSE I GOT DISTRACTED BY EVERYTHING! I HAVE A.D.D, SO I HAVE AN AWFUL ATTENTION SPA- ... A BUNNY! SORRY ABOUT THAT... (*AHEM* *COUGH* NOT SORRY *COUGH*) . ANY WAYS, I FOUND A PLASTIC BAG, AND TOOK THE TWO BUNNIES THAT I KILL- A COP! 'I SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAN UP NOW' I THOUGHT. I STILL HAD TO CLEAN UP GALLENT, TOO, AND I WAS ALREADY BEING LOOKED AT BY THE NOW GROUP OF COPS. "HELLO! i'M NOT KILLING ANYPONY OVER HERE!' I SAID CALMLY. OR AS CALMLY AS I COULD SPEAK. I TWITCHED. THEY GAVE ME A LOOK, AND SAID, SOMETHING I COULDN'T HEAR. GREAT *GIGGLE* THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! I HAD ABOUT FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND TO FLY AWAY! I KNEW I COULDN'T DO IT. EVEN THE PEGASUS OF DEATH COULDN'T KILL AND CLEAN UP THAT FAST. 'I'M BUCKED! TOTALLY BUCKED!' I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AGAIN. I HAD TO LEAVE, NOW. "BYE BYE COPS." I SAID QUIETLY TO MYSELF. I DECIDED HIDING IN THE BASEMENT WOULDN'T WORK, SO I LEFT ALTOGETHER. I LOVE A CHASE, ESPECIALLY WHEN I CAN KILL WITHOUT ANYONE SEEING ME. EVERY PONY HAS CALLED ME CRAZY, AND THEY'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. I KILL. I COULDN'T PACK, NOT NOW. I JUST FLEW. I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT FLYING. FIRST, I GOT KICKED OUT OF FLIGHT SCHOOL FOR ALMOST KILLING HALF OF THE CLASS WITH KNIVES, AND MY SUDDEN TWITCHING MADE IT VERY HARD TO FLY.
