What a wonderfully fucked up life
The Lich
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The ponies had some how survived my relentless assault by only running.
“DIE!!!.”
“No!” screamed the pink one who then threw a pie in my face.
“THAT’S IT I’M DONE PLAYING AROUND IT’S TIME YOU DIED!” after these words I turned my hammer to the ground and readied the piston that would create enough force to destroy this castle.
“If you do that you’ll die too!” yelled the white pony as she and here friends continued to run.
“HA EVEN IF I BRING THIS WHOLE PLACE DOWN I’LL STILL SURVIVE!”
Hammer activating in 3…2…1
Raising my arm up I used both the force of the piston and my arm coming down to create the shock wave along with the great earthquake.
“BOOM…RUMBLE!”
Looking to the ceiling I could see hundreds of thousands of cracks spreading on it.
“Hmmmm…let’s see you get out of this one,” I said in a regular voice before running back down the hall I chased the ponies through.
(POV Random Doctor)
“Is she done yet!”
“No!” screamed back one of the nurses. “but it looks like the heart is almost done with her.
“Well we better be ready because it sounds like we are going to need to run.”
“Ya don’t say,” said another nurse.
“Rumble.”
“What was that?”
“BOOM!” was the sound made as part of the ceiling crashed down in front of us turning one of the four guards with us to paste.
“Ahhhhhh!” screamed the only female guard.
“Holy buck!” exclaimed another.
“She’s ready!”
“Thank Celestia,” I quickly dashed towards them and started levitating the now healed mare down the hall.
“Let’s go!” yelled one of the three guards.
At his word we took off down the hall. I was sure that we were going to die the minute we stepped out side but I was wrong. Ahead of us there was a large fiery explosion which incinerated two of the other doctors. The fire forced us into one of the small doors to our right. We continued down the corridor as fast as possible and found our way into the throne room.
“Hurry we can escape through the main door way.”
“Alright lets go.”
Two of the guards ran forwards and started to push against the door. I decided to help because I was the only unicorn left.
“Crunch.”
We could feel something was blocking it on the other side.
“Crunch.”
We only had to push harder.
“Crunch.”
Just a little more.
“Crunch.”
Almost g-
“SPLAT!” was the wet sound made as the guards were thrown to the sides after having the door blown from it’s hinges from the other side. I fortunately enough was far enough away to not be splattered but a stray piece of metal had lodged itself in my right arm.
“Ahhhh!”
“And what do we have here?” said the voice of a large bipedal robot with two smoking barrels attached to it’s shoulders. “Ahhh it’s a pony.”
“Who are you?” I said while shaking in fear.
“Well my names Molotov.”
“eep,” was the sound the lone guardsmare as she fainted.
“Heh seems the guards are all worn out,” the creature said as the two barrels folded into it’s shoulders. “Maybe I should give her some rest back at my place don’t ya think.”
“No no no you don’t have to do that.”
“Your right maybe we could just have a good time.”
I was both terrified and disgusted by the creature in front of me.
“Now you listen here creature,” it turned towards me laying it’s glassed face upon me. “I…I won’t let you hurt her.”
“Hurt her I would never do such a thing,” it then pulled a massive six barreled musket from it’s back. “Has anyone ever told you your annoying.”
“Well no bu- BZZZZZZZZ!”
(POV Molotov)
“Man he was a real buzz kill don’t you think.”
“Please go away,” said the only conscious pony in the room.
“Ya know what I’m gonna let you live just because you said please but these two,” I proceeded to pick up Rainbow Dash and the guard. “are coming with me.”
“O…ok”
“Alright then see ya and also you might want run,” after those few words I slowly strolled out the door.
(POV Malice)
I was on my way to the thunder hawk as soon as Magnus informed me of miss sunshine’s arrival.
“Malice I would suggest you hur- OH MY FUCKING GOD!”
“Magnus?”
“BOOM!” ahead of me there was a bright flash of purple light.
“What the hell?” there seemed to be a purple globe protecting this thunder hawk from a white beam that had come from Celestia. After the beam ended the shield turned into a small purple ball about the size of a basket ball and hovered before the ship. Only for about one second before it shot a beam of it’s own towards Celestia. After it hit it pushed her into the ground and then six feet under before it stopped.
“What the fucking hell was that.”
(POV Alexandria)
I felt the sensation of falling as the darkness gave way to the light of a broken and falling plane. To my right across the isle was a young boy with a piece of glass through his head. Looking forward I could see the ground approaching through the hole that used to be the front of the plane.
“BOOM!”
Where
“dakka dakka dakka.”
“fwoosh…boom.”
“peewww.”
I thought about just going back to sleep but that thought stopped when I looked over to my side and saw my now skeletal hand.
“Ahhhh!”
“What was that?” was the voice that came from behind the metal door on my left.
Out of said door came a large creature about six feet tall wearing what looked like pilots clothing.
“Who the hell are you?” it questioned in a menacing voice.
“I’m Alexandria and I don’t know what’s going on!”
“Alright then girl follow me.”
I did as it told me but mostly because I didn’t want to get shot by the larger revolver resting on it’s hip.
“Who’s back there?”
“Seems the boss’s skeleton came to life.”
“Whoa what the hell are you?”
“I’m a human and I want to know where I am.”
“Well then hooman you are at this moment on the one and only thunder hawk in the changeling army.”
“It’s human not hooman and also what do ya mean changeling army where on earth am I?”
“Well how do I explain this.”
“No time look!”
Ahead of us was a large white beam that was heading towards the right wing. as it got closer I threw up my arms to stop my self from being blinded and waited for my end. after a few seconds I opened my eyes to see my hands glowing purple and the beam being stopped by a purple barrier. Lich physiology meant I had magic.
“Whoa!”
“Holy buck what’s going on.”
I started to think about what I could do and quickly found an answer to our problem. After finding the answer I slowly forced the energy into a small ball and then forced it out and towards the white flying being.
(POV Magnus)
Something horrible had happened. Celeste had managed to encase Sombra in a shield and shoot a large beam at the ship but before it hit some thing amazing happened. The beam was stopped by a purple shield.
(POV Sombra)
Even though I was incased in a shield I could still see when a large purple bolt that shot Celestia into the ground.
(POV Celestia)
I was astonished that they had somehow blocked one of my most powerful spells but that ended as I was hit by a purple beam much stronger than my own and shot into the ground. I had only seconds awake after the beam ended and used that time to send a letter to my sister and on this letter I wrote HELP!!!!!!!!! and then sent it away. Hopefully she would get here in time.
(POV Alexandria)
The changelings in front of me were just staring out the window mouths opened and eyes fixated on the spot the white person used to be in.
“Guys?”
“That was amazing.”
“It was more than amazing.”
“It was awesome,” said a deep voice behind me.
Turning around I faced a large creature covered in black armor.
“Who are you?”
“I am Malice king of the changelings,” he said before he was encompassed in a blue field and dragged out the back of the ship I was on.
(POV Luna)
I was bored very bored. I now understood why my sister hated dealing with nobles.
“Princess Luna,” stated one of them. “I am here to ask you to force out all of the commoners within that orphanage I wish to build a pool where they are.”
“No Blueblood I won’t do that now please leave and don’t dare touch that orphanage got it.”
“Fine.”
“Why can’t something interesting happen.”
“Poof,” was the sound made by a letter popping into existence.
“Ooo maybe Tia found some thing interesting,” opening the scroll I saw the letters “HELP” written out with a few splatters of blood on it. “Guards!”
“Yes princess,” said two of my night guard as they rushed in.
“Prepare at least one hundred guards for battle.”
“But there is no one here princess.”
“We aren’t fighting here we are going to the Crystal Empire and I’m going to teleport us ok,” I stated while giving the guards a menacing glare.
“Yes princess!” they said as they rushed off with fear in their faces.
“Now it’s my turn to get ready,” I ignited my horn and covered my body in magic which I then used to quickly teleport and equip my armor. “Good and now for the weapon,” the magic around me then summoned in a large scythe.
[10 minutes later]
“Princess we are ready to go.”
“Good now prepare for teleport in three…two…one ZAP.”
Once we arrived I couldn’t belive my eyes. The empire had smoke billowing out of it and the castle looked as if it was falling in on itself.
“Oh my Celestia.”
“Guards I want you to split into five groups of twenty and search for civilians but if you come across any of the other princesses bring them out here and away from the battle.”
“Yes Princess!” after they formed into groups they ran off leaving me alone.
“Oh sister where are you?” my question was answered as I looked over to my left. There seemed to be a large crater but what inside horrified me. It was Celestia she had at least a hundred cuts across her body along with a large gash directly across her chest but worst of all were the burns. Her being the ruler of the sun made her quite resilient to heat but these weren’t normal burns they were magic burns. Looking to the sky I saw the large vessel that could only belong to Malice. Once I made my way up and behind it I saw him the creature that deserved my ire. I grabbed him with my magic and tore him from his ship.
“Today you shall die Malice!”
“No you will,” he said before turning around and blasting me with twin jets of flame.
(POV Malice)
The cool thing about gas powers is that I can ignite the gas and shoot it at people and that is what I did to Luna.
“Ahhhhhh,” it seemed flames damaged her more than it would her sister but that was probably because she doesn’t rule the sun.
“Die bitch!” but to my surprise she was able to shoot me through the fire. The bolt managed to knock me off balance and crash into the ground which ruined my jetpack. “Damn it.”
“YOU SHALL DIE!!!”
“Will I now?”
“Yes you will.”
“Ok then nightmare.”
“We are not nightmare moon anymore now we are Luna princess of the moon.”
fifteen seconds till satellite is ready to fire.
“Alright Lulu it’s ok.”
“I already told you that my name is LUNA!”
ready to fire on designated target
“Magnus?”
“Yes.”
“You got the target locator?”
“Yes I do catch.”
“Hey Luna look at what I've got,” as she looked towards me as I marked her as a target for the satellite.
Firing main cannon.
Looking up I was able to see the bright beam of plasma streaking down from the sky.
“Prepare to be glassed Luna.”
“What?” was all she managed to say before the beam hit her.
It drove her into the ground like the purple beam did to her sister but the only difference was that the ground around Luna turned to glass from the heat.
“Ahhhhhhhh!”
“I can’t believe I actually expected those two to be strong enough to kill me.”
“Sir we have the heart and are heading back to the ship,” said a changeling over the radio that was linked to our helmets.
“Alright,” I said as I switched my radio to talk to every one. “Alright everyone we’ve got the heart now let’s go.
“I’m sorry Malice but I can’t let you do that.”
Author's Note
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