What a wonderfully fucked up life
Siege
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Death to all ponies
Siege
(POV Alexandria)
“Ugh…where am I and what’s with all the snow.”
Looking around me I could see only the white snow covering the ground but when I looked to the sky I saw something slowly floating towards me something big and metal. Before I could get a good picture of it I blacked out from the stress of being teleported.
[10 minutes ago]
“Alright Alexandria let’s get you some powers.”
“Powers?”
“Any being that me and my colleagues send to a world get three powers.”
“What are mine?”
“You’ll have to roll for those.”
“Roll?” I said wondering what she meant before three purple circles lined up in front of me.
“To find your powers you must tap each circle.”
“Ok,” I said reaching my hand towards the first circle and touching it.
“Well here we go,” said my benefactor as the circle swirled in the center before the power revealed it self.
“Immortality bestowal.”
“Now the next one,” not wanting to wait I tapped the other two in quick succession. “A fast one aren’t you.”
“Wait what?”
“Nothing.”
Looking to the circles I saw one power that was good but the other horrified me. “Chain manipulation and lich physiology,” I looked to the second one to check if it was right.
“Well then miss lich let’s fix up your body,” the voice said as I was hit with a beam of purple energy which preceded to shred flesh, skin, and cloths alike replacing them with a large robe.
“What did you do to me?”
“I completed you transformation.”
“So now that I'm a lich what can I do?”
“Necromancy, dark magic, immortality, unable to be physically hurt other than on you bones, and I also gave you a special addition of my own.”
“What is the addition.”
“If you pull the left side of your robe open as if your selling fake watches there is a pocket dimension for storing stuff.”
“Stuff?”
“Stuff.”
“Well ok then.”
“Oh my looks like our time is up.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“That I'm now going to teleport you in 3…2…1…NOW!”
“Wait wha-
(POV Malice)
Well this is interesting. When I gave Shredder the tablet to pick his weapons I didn’t expect him to choose all of them.
“That is a lot of weapons you chose.”
“Yes sir I wish to be full prepared.”
“Rocket launchers, adamantium plating, shoulder mounted rail gun, shoulder mounted lascannon, quake hammer, and a flame thrower attached to a large claw.”
“Heh.”
“Might have a bigger arsenal that the thunderhawk.”
“Really?”
“Nah but enough talking I already made your suit’s body now to attach the weapons.”
“So does this mean I get to help with the siege.”
“Yes it does because you suit will be fully equipped in two hours.”
[2 hours later]
“There all done”
“Holy shit that’s awesome.”
“I know right.”
“So I can just hop on in.”
“Yeah it should mentaly attach to your mind to make it easier to use,” I told him as he jumped inside of the suit which then locked around him.”
“So do I just sit here for a few sec- ahh.”
“Oops.”
“What was that?”
“That was the suit linking to you.”
“What was with the shock?”
“I dunno but let’s try the weapons.”
“Ok I see some sort of blue screen in front of me.”
“That would be your HUD where you can mentally choose which weapon to use I've already set up a firing range to your left.”
“Oh how'd I miss that?”
“Just fire.”
“Rail gun firing in 3…2…1 “BOOM…CHUNK.”
After it fire I looked down range only to see that it had left a two foot wide hole in the wall.
“Next weapon,” I yelled.”
“Firing lascannon in 3…2…1 fire “PEEEEEWWWWWW.”
Sounded off the lascannon as it fired leaving the wall it hit turned to glass. We then proceeded to check the weapons finally ending with the quake hammer.
“Ok now don’t go full force on the hit ok.”
“Ok,” he said rearing his right arm back before slamming it into the ground creating a large shockwave. “RUMBLE.”
“Oh shit.”
(POV Molotov)
“Rumble.”
“Wonder what that was?”
(POV Malice)
“I said lightly!”
“I did put it down lightly.”
“Alright let’s only use this against the ponies ok.”
“Agreed.”
“So let’s check this again. Twin rocket pods on your back, shoulder mounted railgun and lascannon, flamethrower, adamantium plating that can survive a nuke, and a claw that can crush with five hundred tons of pressure.”
“Everything is set up my king.”
“Yes it is.”
“Now what?”
“Now we board the thunderhawk.”
(POV Celestia)
We had finally arrived and found that there were sixty crystal guards awaiting us.
“Hello gentelmen.”
“Princess.”
“Have Cadence and Shining sent you to escort the elements, myself, and my thirty guards to the castle.”
“Yes they have.”
“Good but we’d better hurry and get Rainbow Dash to the hospital.”
“Yes ma’am,” said the guard’s leader. “Two of my men will grab her bed and roll her to the hospital.”
“It is quite alright I am fully capable of transporting her.”
“Ok Princess.”
“Now then let’s not waste our precious time.”
“Guards move out!”
“YES SIR!”
(POV Shredder)
This suit the king had made for me was quite powerful. It’s weapons would allow me to destroy anything in my path but that is something for me to contemplate later because I have to keep my focus on not freaking out about all the bumps this thunderhawk is going through.
“My king is it necessary for the ship to bump this much?”
“No but I can’t help that it bumps.”
“Why not?”
“Sometimes we hit turbulence and it causes us to bump around.”
“Ok but is there anything to do while we wait for our siege of the castle.”
“Talk,” he said using the speaker that connected to the pilot seat.
“Sure.”
“Hey you.”
“Me?”
“Yeah you.”
“Ok,” I said slowly lumbering over to the group.
“I’m Molotov.”
“Shredder.”
“Nice to meet ya Shredder.”
“You too Molotov.”
“So what weapons you got?”
“I have rocket launchers, a lascannon, a rail gun, a flamethrower attached to my claw, and my quake hammer.”
“Quake hammer?”
“Did you feel the rumble earlier today?”
“Wait that was you hammer.”
“Yes it was.”
“Wow.”
“I know and that was lightly.”
“I don’t have nearly as many weapons but my suit is more mobile and better against infantry.”
“Ah I see.”
“Yeah.”
“Would you like to introduce me to your other friends?”
“Oh yeah but just so you know all the other changelings except one don’t have names.”
“What’s the other one’s name?”
“RPG.”
“Why?”
“He’s obsessed with them,” Molotov stated as we looked over at the arsenal only to see a changeling caressing a large tube.
“Umm that’s creepy.”
“I know right.”
(POV Malice)
We had already flown through nine of our twelve hour flight to the empire and the troops seem to be doing a better job at staying occupied that me. All I get to see is snow, snow, snow, cloak covered body, snow. Nothing that interesting. Wait a body! I quickly slowed the ship down which most likely tripped up some of my passengers.
When I was right above the body I opened the backwards facing hatch and walked towards it.
“Boss what’s up.”
“I saw a body in the snow and I'm going to get it.”
“Its probably just a pony body.”
“Maybe but this one felt as if it was calling to me.”
“Bodies calling to you?”
“Yeah.”
“Are you ok?”
“Yeah but either way I’m going to get it.”
“Sure thing.”
As I reached the edge of the hatched ,which had recently turned into a ramp, I looked down and saw the body. Jumping down I got a closer look at the body and found it to be a skeleton. A human skeleton.
(POV Molotov)
I hope he isn’t going insane.
“Molotov?”
“Ya shredder.”
“What’s up with the king?”
“I have no clue but personally I think he’s going insane.”
“Are you joking.”
“No.”
“Well then if you just realized that he’s insane you my friend are an idiot.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I figured out he was insane as soon as he asked if I wanted to become like I am right now.”
“Oh,” as we finished up our conversation Malice flew back up with his jetpack and in his hands was a cloaked skeleton.
(POV Twilight)
When we had made it to the castle we were immediately assigned rooms by one of Cadence’s personal servants. The six of us including Spike got our own rooms while poor Rainbow had to stay in the hospital.
“Girls what if the heart doesn’t heal Dash?”
“Don’t worry darling I’m sure it will.”
“Yeah twilight nothing is more powerful than the love of the crystal heart,” said Pinkie. “Except maybe my party cannon.”
“But what if it doesn’t?”
“We will cross that bridge when we get there,”
(POV Celestia)
While Twilight and her friends found their rooms I was talking with Cadence and Shining.
“We need to be carful.”
“Why auntie?”
“I believe that Malice will be coming here.”
“Who?”
“Oh that’s right I forgot to tell you in all the commotion.”
“That’s alright but can you please tell us.”
“Malice is a being that I believe is not from this world,” I stopped to let that sink in and then continued. “He arrived here almost one and a half weeks ago and I once thought we could all be friends. Unfortunately that was not what happened because of someponies acting on instinct to attack him for killing.”
“Killing?”
“He said he was in danger so he fought back.”
“Still that is no reason to kill.”
“I agree but now back to what I was saying. He was captured after he was knocked out by your sister and her friends but he woke up more quickly than they thought.”
“What happened?”
“He fired a weapon that brutal maimed Rainbow Dash.”
“Oh my goodness is she ok?”
“No no she isn’t but that is why we brought her here to see if the heart could heal her.”
“It’s worth a try princess but how could that help her.”
“It could chase away all of the hate magic imbued in her wound.”
“Oh well that’s ba-
“Prince shining armor!” interrupted a frantic guard. “There seems to be a large metal object flying towards the city.”
“What does it look like?”
“Some sort of bird but it looks terrifying like something you’d see in a comic bo-
“BOOM!”
“What was that?”
[5 minutes earlier]
(POV Malice)
“Attention all passengers this is your captain speaking it seems that we have reached the empire,” after my announcement I looked in front of myself again and saw it the mighty castle in all it’s glory.
“Boss.”
“Yeah Molotov.”
“Are we gonna knock or should we just barge in.”
“Let’s knock,” I said while activating the large armor piercing cannon that was mounted atop the thunderhawk. “Let’s knock hard.”
“What should we shoot?”
“I’ll set it on random and see what happens.”
targeting systems activating finding target…target found prepare for fire in 3…2…1 fire
“BOOM!”
Looking back to the console I saw the target and I was quite pleased with the auto targeting system’s choice.
“What did we hit?”
“A school house.”
“Oh.”
“That oughta wake em up.”
Warning enemy guards are on their way
“Molotov go get every one ready.”
“Yes sir.”
(POV random child)
Today is a great day especially since it’s my birthday. The only downside is that mom still made me go to school.
“Teacher,” I called out.
“Yes what is it?”
“What’s that?” I showed her by pointing at the object that was steadily growing larger.
“I don’t know but maybe we should go outside.”
“Yes ma’am,” I replied along with all the other colts and fillies.
As we left the small building I could hear a faint whistling sound that just like the object in the sky it was growing. It was close enough now for me to see that it was metal but before I could make any suggestion of what it was it hit the ground and everything went black.
“BOOM!”
(POV royal guard commander Typhoon)
“ Listen up all of ya,” I yelled at the assembled guards. “We don't know what’s out there but we are going to protect the princesses correct.”
“YES SIR!”
“Good now move out we are going to the front gate.”
I watched them run towards the gates knowing that only a few may make it back.
“I’m so sorry but we must protect the princesses and civilians,” I said to the space around me.
(POV Malice)
“Listen up today we are not fighting against tyranny or oppression but annihilation we are fighting for our right to live. So in the name of the changeling empire let’s give em hell.”
“YES SIR!” yelled all of the changelings.
“Where’d you get the speech?”
“A movie.”
“A what?”
“I’ll show you later.”
“Alright then.”
“Get ready the ship is flying us in low so we can hop out.”
“Your the boss.”
(POV random guard)
We could see it from our position the large metal bird. It had slowed from it’s original pace and also lowered closer to the ground.
“I think something’s happening!” yelled one of my brothers.
And indeed something was happening. The bird had turned what looked to be two musket batteries. they were two wide and thee tall but the worst fact of them all was that they were pointed at us.
“DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!”
Bullets went flying past hitting soldier after solider. They were mowing us down as if we were blades of grass.
“OPEN FIRE!” shouted one of the guards and at his words a wall of crossbow bolts, arrows, and magical beams fired upon the bird.
“Did we kill it?” questioned another guard as he was unable to see through the smoke screen.
“FWOOSH,” came the sound from behind the smoke but this weapon was unlike the hail of bullets this one was a single tube propelled by fire.
We doubted it could harm us until it hit.
“BOOM!”
It destroyed the gate and blasted shards of crystal in every direction. Many were unlucky enough to be impaled or crushed by the shards but I was lucky enough to only come out of it with a small scratch.
“FWOOSH…FWOOSH…FWOOSH!”
Was the sound of three more tubes flying over us and into the city where the would undoubtedly cost many lives.
(POV Typhoon)
“Princesses you must leave now!”
“And why would we need to leave commander?” asked princess Twilight. “Surely you guards can handle one small metal bird while we heal our friend.”
“No the cannot do as well as you think.”
“It can’t be that bad.”
“We lost two thirds of our forces and one of the soldiers was Flash Sentry.”
“WHAT!!!.”
“I said they ki-
“I heard you but now Malice has gone to far and I shall kill him with my own hands!!!”
“Princess calm down.”
“NO!” she yelled at me as her normal light purple aurora around he horn and hands turned much darker.
She them stormed out of the room and towards the destroyed gates.
(POV Malice)
“Alright let’s move everyone while they’re shocked.”
“YES SIR!” said my guards as the grabbed onto the ropes hanging out of the Thunderhawk and sliding down.
“Molotov your up.”
“Yeah boss,” he instead of using a rope jumped down and ran ahead of the ship.”
“Shredder.”
“I’m up next right.”
“Yeah but when you hit see if you can cause a bit of a rumble.”
“A bit how about a lot,” he said before jumping out with his quake hammer ready to strike the ground.
(POV Molotov)
After I had hit the ground I ran forward knowing Shredder was next but what I didn’t expect was the shoe wave that threw me of my feet. I then quickly radioed over to the others form them to brace.
They were lucky enough to survive but the few standing guards weren’t. The shock wave had cause them to fall off the wall as parts of it broke off and crushed those under them. The screams they made filled me with pure glee. They were finally getting what’s coming to them.
(POV Rarity)
“Princess what are we going to do.”
“You’re going to leave.”
“But what about you?”
“I have to find Twilight and confront Malice.”
“Princess are you sure this is a good idea?”
“Yes I am.”
“Ma’am,” said a doctor who had recently rushed to our side.
“What is it darling?”
“Your friend Rainbow Dash has been linked with the heart and should take around ten minutes to heal.”
“Bring her directly to us when your done.”
“Yes princess.”
“You all shall stay here while I deal with Malice,” said the princess as she was encompassed by a glowing golden light. “And I with my battle armor and solar blade will do battle with him,” she said as the golden glow turned into armor and a sword.
“Wow,” stated Pinkie as we watched Celestia fly out the nearest window.
(POV Malice)
After seeing Shredder’s handiwork I gave him a pat on the back.
“Go ahead and go wild.”
“What?”
“Kill em all.”
“Yes sir.”
As he activated his weapon systems I drew my DMR and charged forwards along with Molotov and the changelings. One of them had some how gotten their hands on a mini nuke.
“Hey where’d you get that.”
“Found it in the arsenal.”
“Well open fire then.”
“FWOOSH………BOOM!”
“That’s what I'm talking about.”
(POV Shredder)
These weapons the king gave me were beautiful. The only downside was that once Sombra reclaimed this place he’d have a lot of blood to clean up.
Launching secondary rocket pod
And then there was the automatic threat/weapons assessment system. It had allowed me to spot a large amount of hidden guards who I then cut down.
“DIE YOU WORTHLESS MURDERERS!!!”
“FWOOSH………BOOM!”
“DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!”
“PEW…BOOM…PEW…BOOM!”
(POV guard commander Typhoon)
I had sent them to their deaths a slaughter and yet as they fall they continue to fight. Protecting their leaders, their friends, and their families. These were my thoughts as I drew my warhammer and charge the metal behemoth before me. The one that had killed countless guards and civilians alike.
“YOU DEMON SHALL PAY FOR YOUR SLAUGHTER!” I said while jumping off of a destroyed house and onto it’s head.
(POV Molotov)
I was walking along minding my own business and killing ponies, when all of the sudden there was a small weight added to my back. The weight turned out to be a large earth pony wielding a hammer.
“Pathetic,” I said, grabbing him and holding him in front of me. “I thought you would be more of a challenge.
“I am commander Typhoon of the Equestrian guards and you are under arrest for the assault and killing of several civilians.”
“Hahahahaha.”
“Why are you laughing this is a serious matter.”
“Oh little pony I agree this is serious but the difference is my seriousness pertains to why your still alive.”
“I am alive because I am one of the strongest ponies in the guard forces.”
“Well then can you survive this,” I said while activating my flame thrower. “Burn pony burn!”
“FWOOSH!”
“AHHHHHHH,” he screamed as flesh and skin melted leaving only his hammer and bones.
“Strongest guard my flank.”
(POV Magnus)
“Sombra are you ready?”
“I’ve been ready for the past five minutes.”
“Oh ok.”
“Shall we join the battle?” he said, turning himself into a cloud of nanites.
“Yes we shall,” I said doing the same as him and floating out the opening and around to the front of the vehicle but what I saw frightened me. “Sombra come here.”
“What is it?” he questioned before turning and seeing what I saw.
In front of us was a very angry Celestia. We quickly took solid forms and prepared for battle.
(POV Sombra)
Well then it seems as though Magnus and I are in quite the predicament. Looking over to my left I saw him draw his blade and preparing for battle.
“This oughta be fun,” I said while doing the same as him.
“On three we blast her.”
“Got it.”
“1…2…3 Fire.”
“ZAP!”
“ZAP!”
Our twin lasers hurtled towards her ready to incinerate her.
(POV Celestia)
I could see them. The two beings who formed out of nothing and fired beams at me. Luckily I put up my shield in time but instead of it being a weak attack on my shield it hit so hard it formed cracks on it. I decided that instead of using shields I would dodge.
(POV Magnus)
I was surprised she was able to block both of our beams but it doesn’t matter we shall eventually hit her.
“Fire when ready we will blast her out of the sky.”
“ZAP!”
“ZAP!”
“ZAP!”
“ZAP!”
These were the sounds our weapons made as we continuously bombarded her.
“DIE YOU MURDEROUS BITCH!”
Satellite will be ready to fire in one minute.
“Magnus what was that?”
“It was an alert I set up for myself. I must have accidentally set it for you too.”
“What is the satellite for?”
“It’s a cannon.”
“Alright then.”
“I’m going to call Malice.”
“Ok i’ll keep Celestia occupied.”
“ZAP…ZAP…ZAP!”
(POV Malice)
I had just heard from Magnus that he was fighting Celestia but unfortunately I had my hands full dealing with the newest princess.
“Twilight Sparkle please leave and you won’t be hurt.”
“NOOOOOO YOU KILLED FLASH AND NOW YOU WILL DIE!” she shouted, her hair and tail turning into fire and her fur turning white.
“Well fuck you to then,” I replied while bringing my DMR’s sights onto her head.
“BANG…BANG…BANG!” rang out the shots from my weapon.
I was almost certain that she would put up a shield but unfortunately in her rage she forgot and her horn was blown off her head leaving a fountain of blood to pour out.
“AHHHHHHHHH!”
“Gotcha bitch.”
“Why are you doing this,” she asked.
“Because my little pony,” leaning in close I whispered to her. “It’s fun.”
“Sir.”
“Damn it Magnus you stopped me before I could perform an evil laugh.”
“Sorry but we have a bigger problem on our hands.”
“What?”
“Celestia is attacking us.”
“I’m on my way right now.”
(POV Rarity)
I was so worried about twilight that I almost failed to see the large monstrosity of metal burst through the wall.
“DIE PONIES DIE!”
“My friends and I all screamed together at the sight as it destroyed the small amount of guards defending us.”
“YOU.”
“Me,” I asked trying to make myself as small as possible.
“YES YOU TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THE CRYSTAL HEART!”
“You and the rest of the changelings are meanies,” shouted out Pinkie before any of us could stop her.”
“AND WHY IS THAT PONY!”
“You are attacking us when we have done nothing wrong.”
Looking back towards the beast I could easily tell it was mad. This was not from it’s face for that was unseeable but from seeing all his weapons power up and fire jet out of the four tubes on his back.
“NOTHING WRONG YOU THINK YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!”
“Yes.”
“YOUR KIND HAVE SLAUGHTERED HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF CHANGELINGS ONLY BECAUSE WE WANTED FOOD!”
“Why didn’t you ask for help?”
“WE DID BUT YOU ALL REFUSED US AND ATTACKED WITHOUT REASON SO WE FOUGHT BACK AND WERE LABLED AS EVIL PARASITES!”
“Dear could you stop yelling?”
“NO!”
“Ok,” by this time Fluttershy had already passed out and was in a formation that would stop anything from moving her.
“NOW DIE!”
“DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!”
“BOOM!”
“PEEEEWWWWW!”
“FWOOSH…FWOOSH!”
All of his weapons had fired and it looked like certain doom for us but instead of death what we saw was a large pink shield made by our friend Princess Cadence.
“Hurry we have to get out of here!” she shouted at us.”
“NOT SO FAST MURDERERS,” said the beast raising it’s hammer like appendage and smashing through the shield. “I’M NOT DONE YET.”
“Oh buck,” said Applejack as she picked up Fluttershy who had fainted at the beast’s entry.
“Who are you?” Cadence asked.
“I AM SHREDDER!”
“DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA,” Shredders weapon sounded as the ground around us exploded.
We quickly ran down the corridor to escape the assault but we all forgot one thing…Spike.
(POV Spike)
I was having the best of dreams but I was surprised to wake up on a bed and not in a train.
“They must have moved me.”
Going over towards the window I slipped on a few books spilling out of a bag.
“Twilight must have been reading.”
I decided to give up my journey and instead find some food. I proceeded to open the door and try to find a kitchen. Unfortunately in my half awake half asleep state I was unable to notice the explosions going on out side.
“boom…boom…boom.”
“Pinkie must be throwing a party.”
Turning down the left corridor I continued to walk until I came upon a strange piece of art. It looked like someone had splattered red paint on a wall. It also seemed as though the painter wasn’t done and had accidentally cause a tapestry to fall upon the lump that could only be his paints.
“ahhhhhhhh.”
“Something must have fell on somepony’s foot.”
Continuing down the corridor I found a right passage leading to a kitchen.
“Yes.”
Finding the kitchen caused me to fully wake up.
“FWOOSH………BOOM!”
“What in the heck was that?”
“BOOM…BOOM…BOOM!”
“This is a problem for future Spike. Present Spike needs food.”
Turning around to the pantry I pulled out a box of sugar bombs, I then turned to the fridge and grabbed some milk, and finally to the cabinet to get a bowl.
“BOOM BOOM BOOM!”
“Who’d they get to play the music?”
“BOOM BOOM BOOM!”
“Must be Vinyl only she could produce music that loud.”
I then closed the kitchen door to keep out most of the noise and made my cereal.
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