What a wonderfully fucked up life

by JJcrafter50

SOMBRA and other shit

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I am Sombra

(POV Malice)

“I am Sombra,” said the newly formed AI.

“Alright then Sombra why are you here.”

“To gain power of course.”

“Why do you need power.”

“So that I can vanquish those pitiful Equestrians from my kingdom.”

“Your kingdom?”

“The Crystal Empire I am surprised you have not heard of me.”

“Well I just arrived a few days ago and Molotov here,” I pointed to him “Just woke up around three or four days ago.”

“I see well then I must be off to reclaim my kingdom,” he said and stood there as if waiting for something to happen.

“Hey what exactly are you doing?”

“Boss I think he’s trying to use his magic.”

“Oh I guess that since he is no longer ‘living’ he must not be able to use magic.”

“What has happened what did you do to me creature for I am unable to use my magic.”

“You are no longer ’living’ but instead you are a microscopic computer incapable to use magic.”

“THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL THE NEW EMPERORS.”

“Calm down and I’ll tell you.”

“I WILL NOT CALM DOWN PEASANT!”

“I AM MALICE KING OF THE CHANGELINGS AND YOU SHALL SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!” we stood there not one of us backing down until I said. “Sombra we are both after something in the Crystal Empire and I say we help each other.”

“What is it that you want?”

“The Crystal Heart.”

“And why would I help you?”

“Because I can help you get your kingdom back.”

(POV Celestia)

One day until we leave and yet I have a sense of great foreboding like something horrible is going to happen.

“Princess.”

“Yes what is it,” I replied to one of the thirty royal guards I had chosen to go with us.

“When we depart tomorrow where are the guards myself included going to ride?”

“I have you spaced apart within two cars with mine and the former element bearers in the center.”

“That is all I needed to know thank you princess.”

“You are welcome commander Typhoon,” I said as I heard my door open and then close.

I really hope that my plan works or at least awakens Rainbow Dash from her slumber.

(POV Malice)

It had already been a day since Sombra’s arrival and he has already created himself a body and boy did it look awesome. His main body was a black smoke cloud, his armor was a dark silver, and his eyes were a two bright shining red lights. He also carried two swords that Malice said looked Daedric.

“Yo Magnus why don’t you have a body yet.”

“Because Molotov, I am putting more technological thought into my creation.”

“Whatever by the way where’s Malice?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well you were with him for quite a while before you made yourself know where do you think he is?”

“He is probably doing……something.”

“Really Magnus your gonna be that way.

“Yes I am.”

“Well then fine.”

(POV Malice)

My hate for the ponies had continued to grow throughout my time here but then I find something that makes my blood boil. What I found you may ask well what I found was a changeling who had had his right leg torn off, his left eye slashed by a sword, and his wings clipped off. He told me that the peaceful ponies took them from him but he didn’t understand why. So I developed a way for him to get back into the fight something not to much unlike Molotov. This changeling will become my first Dreadnought.

“I am so sorry this happened to you.”

“It is alright my king there was nothing you could do for you were not here at the time of the ponies’ counterattack.”

“I know but still I can’t help but feel sorrow for you.”

“I only wish there was a way for me to get back at them.”

“Well there is one way but.”

“But what sir?”

“You would look much different from the other changelings.”

“How sir?”

“The thing I could turn you into is a creature of war It would be a large metal body attached to your own enabling you to control it as if it was there since birth.”

“What would it be called?”

“First off before I tell you what it is called I want to ask you something.”

“What my king?”

“Do you have a name?”

“No sir no drones have names.”

“Well we must fix that immediately.”

“What do you mean sir?”

“I am wondering if you would like a name.”

“That would be magnificent my king!”

“How about…Shredder.”

“Why Shredder sir?”

“Because don’t you just want to shred those ponies to pieces and to watch them take on a fate worse than your own.”

“Yes it does seem to fit the description of what I will do to them,” said the now slightly creepy changeling.

“Well then I guess I can tell you what you would become. You my friend would be the first of your kind.”

“What kind?”

“You would become a Dreadnought and be known as general Shredder the leader of my armies who will only take orders from me.”

“What would this Dreadnought look like?”

“I was begining to think you’d never ask but now I get to tell you,” I said quite ecstatic that he had agreed to become this first Dreadnought to ever set foot on this entire planet. “Your enemies will cower in you presence, as you walk the ground shall tremble as if there was an earthquake, your weapons shall be able to slaughter armies, and you will be know to all as The Great and Terrifying Shredder!”

“This will be amazing my king and pardon my impatience but can we go ahead and get started so I can get to killing some ponies.”

“Sure thing but first here take this,” I said while handing him a data pad. “This will allow you to pick and choose your weapons as well as observe their effects.”

“This will be magnificent.”

“We will begin work on your body in around two hours.”

“Why not now?”

“I am sorry Shredder but I am tired and can’t think.”

“I understand sir.”

“Thank you.”

(POV Sombra)

Ah Magnus you fool it is actually quite easy to create a body but I don’t think i’ll share that with you instead i’ll look through the data banks as they are called to see what I can create. Hmmm nothing, nothing, nothing, Oooo something. Within the file in front of me was the picture of a race called the Cybran a race from another dimension that had melded flesh with machine. I really shouldn't be surprised considering Molotov but once I get my empire back I could start anew with my own brand of ponies and of course I'm to lazy to think of a name so i’ll copy theirs.

“Sombra what are you up to.”

“Nothing of your concern.”

“Ya well what I see is a virus in our data banks one that SHOUDN’T be there.”

“Hmmm I haven’t seen this virus where is it?”

“It’s you moron.”

“That is no way to talk to royalty.”

“Former royalty.”

“Now now settle down children there’s no need to fight.”

“Shut up Magnus.”

“Fine fine I guess you don’t want to see my new body.”

“New body?”

“Yes it’s finished.”

“Where?”

“Follow me.”

“This better not be a trick.”

“Yeah it better not.”

Following Magnus around the corned we came upon a curious sight it seemed to be a large bipedal robot having some similarities to my own body except for the fact that instead of a malicious black and red his was a gentle silver and blue.

“Looks gay,” I said using a word I had found in one of the dictionaries in the data banks.

“No it doesn’t.”

“You don’t even have weapons what are you going to do stare them to death.”

“Yes because it shoots disintegrating lasers from this slit in it’s mask.”

“Boring.”

“It also has a sword that can collect the souls I kill and put them into machines to do my bidding.”

“And how do you do that?”

“Well it’s quite a complected matter of science and magic fusion.”

“Never mind you and Sombra can figure this out.”

“What are you doing?”

“I’m gonna go socialize with the changelings.”

“That may not be a good idea.”

“And why not.”

“Because you are a pony and they hate ponies.”

“True but maybe I can show them the magic of friendship.”

“What the buck.”

“I agree with Sombra that is the gayest thing i’ve ever heard.”

“It was a joke I mean come on you really think i’m gonna be like those wimps back in Canterlot.”

“Maybe.”

“Shut up Sombra.”

“Just don’t come crying to us when you get triggered.”

“Whatever,” the fool said as he walked away.

“Now Magnus about that sword and laser eyes I want to add it to my own body.”

“And what could you offer in return?”

“I can make you more intimidating and show you how I got my main body to look all smokey.”

“Fine we have an deal.”

(POV Celestia)

We were finally on the train to the empire it would take us about a day to reach it but it would all be worth it for poor Rainbow.

“Princess?”

“Oh hello there Twilight what do you need?”

“I was wonder ing something.”

“And what is it that you are wondering.”

“What if Malice and his changelings go to the empire.”

“Now why would they do that?”

“For the Crystal Heart.”

“Well I didn’t quite think of that but don’t worry Twilight we will have three alicorns, the former bearers of the Elements of Harmony, and the combined force of the solar and crystal guards.”

“That does make quite a bit of sense princess.”

“Yes it does Twilight now how about you go spend some time with your friends before nightfall.”

“Sure thing princess,” Twilight replied as she slowly walked down the hallway leading to her cabin.

I am both hoping and praying that I am right and that we can stop him if he does come to the empire. His superior technology may have the advantage in power but we have more numbers. King of the changelings my flank, he will be dead within the hour he enters the empire and then I will use his body for my tests.

(POV Molotov)

Starting up a non hostile conversation had been easier than I thought it would but it seemed that as long as Malice trusted me they did too.

“So what do you guys want to do.”

“We could shoot the RPG but Malice said not to.”

“He didn’t say anything about the other guns.”

“Are you sure it will be ok.”

“Yeah everything is going to be fine.”

“If you say so.”

“Well then follow me the new guns are somewhere over here,” I said walking towards the large fabricator where I believed there were some guns. “Come on guys it isn’t gonna be that bad.”

“Ok,” said the changeling who was acting as their speaker.

As we closed in on the fabricator we were quite surprised at what we saw.

“Holy shit.”

“What is that.”

“I think it’s our ride,” I said looking at the armored contraption.

“Wow.”

“I wonder what’s inside.”

“We probably shouldn’t go in there.”

“And why not.”

“Well what if there is an RPG in there.”

“Aw come on you guys your acting like those Canterlot wimps.”

“No we’re not,” said one of the quieter changelings. “We just don’t want to be kicked off the attack team.”

“If we get caught I’ll talk to malice ok.”

“Ok,” said the slightly nervous changeling.

“Then follow me,” I said as we rounded the corner of the contraption and were met by a large open hatch. “Well this is neat.”

“Hey look guns!” said another of the warriors who was looking towards a truly massive arsenal of weapons.

“Forget the guns and look at the thing,” I was astonished at it’s size. “You could fit a small dragon in here.”

The changelings also stopped to look around.

“Why would malice need all this space.”

“Well the reason I need all this space is so that we can transport something to the empire,” said a agitated voice behind us.

“Oh hey boss,” I said still having my back to him.

“Oh my king we are sorry for trespassing upon this…thing that you have made please forgive us.”

“Don’t worry about it.”

“What?”

“See I told you he wouldn’t mind.”

“I was about to show you this anyway.”

“Then Malice what is it?”

“It is a Thunderhawk.”

(POV Malice)

“It is a Thunderhawk.”

“Okayyyy so what exactly does it do?”

“It will transport us but it also has a lot of weapons.”

“What type of weapons?”

“Big ones.”

“Then go ahead and tell us.”

“Well on it’s front sides it has two six barreled anti-infantry bolter cannons, on it’s back it has two rotating dual barreled lascannons, under it’s wings it holds four homing missiles along with two hellfire barrage missiles, and on top it will either have a large cannon or a platform for us to stand on.”

“First off I vote for a large cannon and second what’s a barrage missile.”

“Well a barrage missile is one that as soon as it is launched it splits of into six more missiles.”

“Which of course would make a bigger explosion right Malice.”

“That is correct Molotov.”

“My king what is a lascannon?”

“It is a cannon that shoots very powerful lasers.”

“Sir what about the large arsenal within the Thunderhawk.”
“Well we need a lot of ammo and I also want you to be able to chose which weapons you want that also includes RPGs.”

In the background I could hear a warrior silently say “Yes.”

“And now my friends it has been a long day so I need some sleep.”

“See ya later Malice.”

“Have a nice rest sir.”

(POV ???)

“Ugh…Where the hell am I.”

“You are in my domain child.”

“Who are you.”

“I am your benefactor.”

“Benefactor?”

“Yes.”

“What happened all I remember is being in a plane when alarms went off and it broke in half launching me towards one of the engines.”

“Anything else?”

“No but that must mean i’m dead.”

“Yes you are but before we go on my friend Void wants me to ask you your name.”

“My name is Alexandria now tell me why I am here and where here is,” I said looking towards the blackness that had the faintest trails of white smoke.

“Well then let’s get started.”

(POV Malice)

Sleep was nice it was very nice but the best part was I got to speak with Void.

“Ah Malice it’s good to see you.”

“I would say the same but I can’t see you.”

“Yes that is true but I need to tell you something important.”

“What?”

“A new being may be joining you.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“I found a friend of mine and asked here to spice things up a bit.”

“Spice things up how?”

“How the hell am I supposed to know.”

“You asked for her help.”

“Well I do know one thing about this new being.”

“What.”

“It’s a girl.”

“And?”

“If you could see my face I am wriggling my eyebrows to show that I am implying something.”

“Wait a minute.”…*Crickets chirping*…”Are you implying that the only thing I want in this world is to get laid?”

“Maybe.”

“Wow really.”

“No not really I didn’t ask for her to be a girl she just is.”

“Well does she have any powers.”

“Spoilers,” he stated preforming a perfect imitation of River Song from Doctor Who.

“Really.”

“Really.”

“Whatever.”

“Hey just so ya know you new Dreadnought guy is ready and boy has he picked an arsenal.”

“I’ll deal with it when I wake up.”

“Okie dokie lokie.”

“Please don’t ever do that again.”

“Nah.”

“Well Void I am going to get some proper rest by not talking and just laying down.”

“Until next time Malice.”

“Until next time Void.”


Author's Note

I hope you like the new addition and if you don't go ahead and voice your opinion because i'm still gonna put her in the story. Also there may be one chapter mainly focusing on her to build up her character and her powers will be shown in the next chapter.

I also have a question for any who actually read this story. What do you dislike about it, what you like, and what you would like to see.

Also if some characters seem OOC I am sorry it's just how tell the story.

And the last thing on this list is for you to please tell me if my writing sucks.

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