Princess Sunbutt

by ElsAbigail

Chapter 1- Sunbutt's Booboo

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Once upon a time, Princess Sunbutt actually did things. She fought villains, killed monsters and-

"What kind of story is this?", Sunbutt shouted at her sister Moonbib.

"Just let me tell the story!", Moonbib shouted back.

Princess Sunbutt made a face and shunned her sister. She obviously knew what her sister was trying to do. Princess Sunbutt didn't want to be hard working. She liked being a fat, lazy, inconsiderate slob. She enjoyed laying in bed with no care in the world. Princess Moonbib however, was determined to prove to Equestria that she wasn't the hypocritical serial killer politician they all thought her to be.

"Tell me a better story!", commanded Sunbutt.

"Fine", Moonbib groaned, "One day there was a Princess who didn't need to do anything but look pretty because she was royalty. The End".

Even though Sunbutt enjoyed being a fat slob, she adored Moonbib's sweet curves. This was the only reason she raised the sun everyday. She wanted to maintain such a figure. Unfortunately, constant binge eating while depressed (which happened often) caused her to gain the lumps of an elephant around her thighs. This is why she only presents herself to the peasants in the day, after raising the sun; she wasn't fat then.

As Sunbutt drifted off to sleep last night, she dreamed of having a sexy bod like Moonbib's, but she also dreamed of the effort it would take to do so and how she would devour all the kitchen's food out of depression at the speed of light the next day.


Urrrrrrrrrrghhhhh..., Sunbutt groans as her fats spill off the mattress, How is it even possible I grew fatter while sleeping. It doesn't even work that way!

Sunbutt sits in bed, moaning at how horribly her fat stretched and furthermore, how horrible her day was going to get. All of a sudden, a cunning plan flashed into her head. Just at that moment, princess Moonbib entered the room screaming, "WAKE UP!", in her Royal Canterlot Voice; knocking even the whale-like Sunbutt off her bed.

Sunbutt's huge, unappealing thighs jiggled as she scrambled across the floor, staining it's surface with sleep sweat. "I'm awake!", she said as she struggled to get up much like a tortoise on it's shell; a fat one, for that matter. Going through the devious plan once more, she managed to roll herself up and stand on her hooves (which, I might add, could barely support her weight).

"OHHHH! MERCY, MERCY, MERCY ON MY POOR ROYAL SOUL!", Sunbutt moaned heavily.

Moonbib stared confusedly (and slightly disgusted) at the white, blobby alicorn. "What's wrong?", she asked politely for fear that she might lose her head; even though the answer was quite obvious (If you know what I mean).

"MY POOR ROYAL BACK IS KILLING ME".

"Uhm... Well, I'm not surprised", Moonbib chuckled.

Ignoring the comment, Sunbutt said, "I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY ROYAL HOOVES". She wriggled dramatically on the ground, making her appearance even more revolting.

"You never could, anyway...", Moonbib rolled her eyes.

The plan was failing, she needed some way to convince Moonbib that she was really, truly hurt.

"Hurry up, Sunbutt, you're already late to raising the sun!", Moonbib exclaimed as Sunbutt groaned, "Move thine white ass!".

Sunbutt's bottom lip quivered pathetically, almost as much as her fat did. It wobbled for another five minutes as she was unable to stop herself. "Alright, alright, what do you want...", Moonbib asked in annoyance in order to stop her sister's hopeless jiggling.

Hope arose in Sunbutt's eyes, "Can you pwease raise the sun fow meeeee?", she asked trying her best to look cute. Unfortunately, it caused her neck to form a quadruple chin.

Repulsed, Moonbib shouted, "ALRIGHT. Alright. Just please... don't do that again *shudder*".

Sunbutt jumped with glee, her fat bouncing along with her movements.

Suddenly, a terrifying thought entered Moonbib's mind. Her eyes grew wide in utter shock. "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVE TO RAISE THE SUN, SUNBUTT".

Sunbutt's happy dance turned to a frown, "Why not?!".

"Every. Single. Time. That you are free you eat. Alot. I can't stand to see you two times... chubbier... than you already are. Haven't you heard of a diet? You could get a heart attack! I'm trying to help you... and the rest of Equestria for that matter".

Sunbutt stared at Moonbib, mouth agape, with an offended expression on her face. However, she knew this to be true, so she said nothing. She lay on the floor, not moving. "If you want me to raise the Sun, lift me..."

Moonbib was terrified. She took a deep gulp, and she finally realized the task was too big (literally) for her. "Fine, have it your way, but you're only going to become larger".

At this point, Sunbutt disregarded that fact. She was too overcome with joy to even bother. But as Moonbib trotted out the door, she noticed Moonbib's beautiful body shape once more, and felt nothing but jealous rage. Making sure that Moonbib was out the door, she used her magic horn (though she struggled, as it had sunk into her fat) and unlocked a dressing table drawer.

From outside, Moonbib was peering in through the keyhole, watching, to find out what her sister would do. She expected a full course meal to be pulled from the drawer. Instead, it was a book... a diary. Moonbib leaned closer, her eye almost pressing against the keyhole. She stared with curiosity.

"Dear diary", Sunbutt read out loud like every single diary-reading cartoon character, "It's me! Celestia! I've always wanted a name as royal as that. Instead, I got stuck with Sunbutt. Curse my mother for doing such.. I was supposed to raise the sun today, but-".

Sunbutt stopped as she heard a gasp, and noticed an eye in the keyhole. (How she managed to peer out of the fat covering her eyes, we aren't sure). She tumbled herself off the bed and struggled to her feet. As Moonbib quivered in fear, Sunbutt slid her right hoof across the floor, as if preparing to... CHARGE!

Sunbutt slammed her head against the door, her horn going right through the keyhole. It would have stabbed Moonbib right in the eye if it weren't for the fat surrounding the horn; preventing the horn from going any further into the keyhole.

Moonbib backed away slowly from the door.

There was silence for a while.

Until the Sunbutt began slamming her head vigorously onto the door, and the wood began to break.

Moonbib ran like lightning all the way out the entrance of the castle. She noticed a castle maid and screamed.

"IF SUNBUTT ASKS, I WAS JUST RAISING THE SUN!".


Author's Note

We hope you enjoyed the story thus far :trollestia:

I don't know how, but if any of you guys get offended, know that it was all in good fun, and wasn't meant to offend anyone.

This story was made out of pure boredom, but seemed super interesting, so it will be continued by embersandwing.

frostbitethepegasus :rainbowkiss:


Haha this story wuz mostleh written by frostbite, and we must admit we made Celestia seem a tad bit too fat lol, but its fun XD Comments and criticisms are welcome as usual :rainbowhuh::rainbowlaugh:

embersandwing

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