Sunbutt stopped banging her head against the wooden door, realizing that Moonbib was already long gone. She turned the doorknob cautiously with her magic, and peered out into the empty hallways. Meh, forget it... I'm hungry... Sunbutt trotted off in the direction of the Royal Dining Hall, her stomach sliding after her majestically.

Sunbutt was greeted by numerous bows and cries of "Hail the Princess!" (and also murmurs and hushed whispers, mostly ponies wondering about the great white sack attached to Her Majesty's bottom half of her body) as she entered the huge room. She pounced upon a platter of stuffed apples, eating like she has not eaten for ten years. Never know when a famine is approaching, she thought, trying to brush off guilt.

Keen eyes swept through the piles of edibles as Sunbutt searched greedily for the biggest and juiciest pieces. She looked around the hall, trying to spot Moonbib, but Moonbib was nowhere to be found...

After consuming enough food to have ended world hunger, Sunbutt went to the throne room to sleep, look majestic, and basically spend the rest of the day doing absolutely nothing.I need a new throne, Sunbutt thought moodily. The solid-gold throne seemed to have gotten smaller over the few thousand years of ruling. In her former days, the throne fittted her royal flanks perfectly! Now she had difficulties getting her enlarged thighs into the golden seat.

Sunbutt gave a lazy yawn, unwashed breath polluting the air in front of her face. She forgot to brush her teeth... Just as she was about to drift of into the world of dreams, the air in front of her shimmered an emerald green, followed by trails of smoke. Seconds later, a scroll unfolded itself in front of her face.

Grabbing the scroll in front of her with her telekinesis, she sighed. It was that egghead unicorn, Twilight Twinkle was it?, her student, the princess of friendship. Sunbutt's eyes scanned the text on the paper:

Dear Princess Sunbutt,

Today I learned that, as friends, we must-

Yadda, yadda, yadda,Sunbutt frowned. The Princess of Friendship was sent abroad to study the 'Magic' of Friendship. While that had been useful a few years ago, Sunbutt couldn't care less about friendship nowadays; she has a much more important priority. Friendship certainly does not have magic whatsoever. Sunbutt threw the junk mail into the trash can, where it should belong.

Sometimes it felt as though she were caught in a vicious circle. The more she ate, the fatter she becomes, and the sadder she feels, so the more she binge eats. But Sunbutt simply could not be bothered with such petty things, and being fat was the least of her concerns. Sure she wanted to look as fabulous as Moonbib, but enjoying her life was much, much more important

She sank blissfully into the blubber around her waist, and fell fast asleep.

Meanwhile, Princess Moonbib crept silently from under the toilet seat cover. She sneaked out of the stalls, and exited the toilet (after washing her hooves of course). Glancing into the throne room on her way to the Gala preparations, she made sure that her sister was asleep as to ensure her safety.

Moonbib's brain-dead sister was completely useless at preparations whatsoever. She couldn't prepare the simplest of preparations to save her life! Moonbib walked noiselessly until she felt sure that Sunbutt was unable to hear her.

Out in the Canterlot Gardens, preparations for the uselessly fancy party took place. Ponies were pulling out tables, placing out food, and setting up stalls. Peasants gawked at the Princess and admired her sparkly mane. Moonbib decided that everything was going perfectly (for now) and went to a dark corner of the Garden in order to scheme.

She had just only found out her sister's deepest, darkest secret. Sunbutt. Kept. A. Diary. Moonbib longed to see what sort of things her sister would write in her diary. Moonbib giggled like a naughty filly as she plotted out her plans for later that night.

Sunbutt woke up from her 'nap'. She blinked groggily and slid off the gold chair in a puddle-like fashion. She mustered up just enough energy to lift the mountainous lump of her body of the ground. Rolling out of the door, she trotted (or as you may like to say, squelched) out to the corridors of the palace.

Suddenly, she remembered what took place that morning. Moonbib found out about her diary! A sense of urgency gripped Sunbutt and she waddled quickly to her resting chambers.

Sunbutt bursts into the room, the door shattered under the force of her Fats (gosh, she forgot about the doorknob again!!), and fell flat upon her face. The Sunbutt gasps heavily, trying to pump oxygen into her plaque-filled arteries. She reaches a meaty hoof towards the drawer where she kept the diary.

Thank goodness, it's still there, Sunbutt thought. Glancing around to make sure she wasn't being spied on, she pulled out the diary from the drawers and decided to hide it under her bed. Sunbutt pushed her large head under the bed and slipped her diary into the darkest corner.

I'm safe.

After all that action, all that running/waddling, Sunbutt felt as tired as a sloth and wriggled under the covers of her bed. She was asleep even before her head hit her pillow.

Unknown to the Sunbutt, her sister had put up surveillance spells around the bedroom many years ago. Moonbib knew that her sister would attempt to hide the diary somewhere else after she found out. Moonbib speculated that Sunbutt would be too lazy to even walk out of the room, so she did not bother to put surveillance spells around the outside of the room. Anyway, it didn't matter now.

Moonbib knew the exact location of the diary in the upper-left corner Sunbutt's bed.

Author's Note

Hi there, another chapter of Princess Sunbutt

"I wrote till me paws are bust, I wasnt feeling creative but it was very fun XD
Please criticize" -embersandwing

"This whole chapter was written by embersandwing. I only helped with like one or two words so yeah, credit for this chapter goes to her! Remember, if you did get offended, we didn't mean to. It was all in good fun. We hope you enjoyed reading so far and continue to read. -frostbitethepegasus

"Plus I suck "-embersandwing

"lol me too! I swear these authors notes are getting longer."-frostbitethepegasus