You are mistaken. No one is screaming. Have a wonderful day.

Welcome to Equestria. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. oversees the land. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. loves you, C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to love her. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants to be your friend. If you do not want to be her friend then C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. will use you for nuclear shielding.

C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is insane. The ponies of Equestria are insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to be happy. This will drive you insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has created special groups of ponies to stop evil called troubleshooters. Troubleshooters find trouble then shoot it. Troubleshooters are given many dangerous and lethal weapons to do this. Often with little to no training or experience. Troubleshooters are routinely shot, blown up, killed, dropped off large cliffs, dipped in acid, and such. Sometimes by their actual enemy. Troubleshooters have so much fun they go crazy. Isn't this fun? C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says it is. Do you doubt C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A., pony?

Remember:Friendship is Mandatory.

Theirs also some story about Twilight and her friends stopping some plot to destroy Equestria. But mostly it is about Our friend and leader C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. . Good luck and have a wonderful day.

Inspired by the RPG Paranoia