what next...holy crap ponies
chapter 1 the last day of my life
Holy shit can this day get any worse, I woke up to find my car window smashed out. I got fired from my job yesterday... Okay that was probably my own fault but hey I was hungry and there was a lot of of pizza in the back of my car. Would you blame me if I stopped to eat one little piece that I had to deliver.
*BEZZT* *BEZZT* I stopped my self-bitching, to look at my phone, 1 new text from my girlfriend "Sorry ???? but it's over. :(" Make that my ex-girlfriend are you FUCKING kidding me she broke up with me through a text. really after three years of being the best most caring loving boy-friend i could be she ends it with a text FUCK. Well time to break out the Alice cooper. Yes I listen to Alice cooper music when I'm pissed off. Also if you don't know who Alice cooper is you don't know music.
Also just to clear things up with whoever is reading this. I cant remember my name for the life of me so lets just call me Anon. I know how fucking overused that is but still it's all I got so ya. Back to the damn story already.
Thank god I can get out of school in a few minutes. All I want to do right now is go home to my PS4 and play dark souls 3 cuz I might as well make this day worse. I sat at my desk in math class watching the clock. 3:01, 4 minutes left till school ends. So I can just go home, that is if Troy doesn't try to kill me first. But who am I kidding with my luck he won't just try to kill me - he'll really pull it off.
The ringing of the bell pulled me away from my thoughts, I ran out of the class room as fast as I could. So because it will be important in a few minutes, I should explain who Troy is. Troy is the guy who made it a point to kick the living shit out of me every day since ninth grade and today will probably be no different.
He was probably the asshat that smashed my car window, wouldn't be the worst thing he's done to my car in the last 2 years, he's slashed my tires, spry painted my windshield...and probably the worst one he took a SHIT on my hood. Man fuck him.
A few minuets later i was standing outside the school by that stupid friken horse statue that had been there since the damn place was made if theirs one thing C.H.S. has its pride, the statue was made for the school mascot i think Canterlot wonder colts, dumb name if you ask me. Not even five seconds after I walked out Troy had his fist to my face. "MONEY NOW, BITCH." he yelled. "Fuck off Troy" I groned weakly getting up off the ground "I already gave you all my money yesterday."
Troy hit me again. "You know something i'm fuckin tired of you holding out on me for my money BITCH. SO GIVE IT UP OR DIE." I looked up to see the switchblade in Troy's hand. i held out my wallet to show Troy it was empty from his last mugging.
"Well shit i guess you choose die."
his words scared the shit of me, would he really kill me over a few bucks. As it Turns out yes Troy pushed me into the horse statue and slammed his knife into my side three times. I fell as Troy ran i was loosing a lot of blood my vision was fading in and out and the next thing i knew there was a blinding light followed by blackness .
what next...holy crap ponies
chapter 2 the first day of my life
The next thing i knew i woke up in a hospital bed dazed and confused,and also scared SHITLESS I put a hand on my face felling a lot more hair than i remembered. "Fuck how long was I out." I said quietly to myself I looked around the room the walls where a sickening green with a white tile floor I tried to sit up that's when i felt the restraints holding me down. Why was i restrained was I arrested...and if so why, I'm the victim Troy should have been arrested. my head was burning but everything had stopped spinning,kinda
"It's in here. But we have no idea what it is or if it's dangerous."
I heard i faint voice say outside the door to the hospital room i was locked up in. Did he call me an "it" WTF is going on here.
a few seconds later the door to my room opened and in stepped...a horse...WTFWTFWTF they must have me on some hella strong Paine killers
because I'm seeing things...or I'm nuts.
From what i could tell from first glance it was female. Damn it whats the term for a female horse a mare I think and boy did she look pissed also she had a horn...and wings okay are they using L.S.D. as a pain killer cuz this shit is trippy.