Author's Note

You know what perplexes me? I have a negative like/dislike ratio, but all my comments are positive.

I can only assume that the people disliking took one look at the format and might not have bothered to finish. If you dislike, that's fine, what I'd like to know is why. Maybe because I treated the futa in this story as an eyesore?

I just want consistency.

Those of you who DID enjoy it, thank you. I'm glad you were willing to play along with the joke.

Nonetheless, if you didn't like the original version, or are curious how short it's supposed to be, feel free to breeze through this instead.

TL;DR version

Celestia arrived at her little sister's bed chambers and made her way inside. Beams of sunlight reflected off her face as Luna greeted her.

"Good morning, Celestia. Your coffee is waiting for you here on the table."

"Thank you, sister." Celestia replies with a smile. She sits down in her chair and takes a quick sip of her mug. "This coffee is black."

"I have forgone adding cream and sugar to the pot so we can sweeten our cups to our liking." Luna fanned her arm over the table to bring attention to the aforementioned sweeteners.

"That makes sense, considering how coffee is normally prepared." Celestia put her cup down and stood up from her chair. She then crossed her arms to grab onto the mid-section of her kimono and removed it in one quick motion. That and her lack of underwear had rendered her voluptuous hourglass figure completely naked.

"Oh, my!" Luna expressed mild shock at her sister's actions. She knew Celestia chooses not to wear undergarment's for comfort's sake, but she didn't expect her to undress at all. "Why are you naked?"

"I feel like adding some of my own cream." Celestia responded as she lit up her horn.

"A lactation spell?"

"No." A similar glow appeared around Celestia's crotch. Soon enough, an erect penis about the size of her leg extended outward.

Celestia took a moment to admire her handiwork before masturbating furiously. "Want some?"

Luna turned her head and blocked her view with her hand ion disgust. "Holy Harbingers! Put that thing away! I prefer my coffee black, thank you!"

Celestia reluctantly cancels her spell and returns to her typical female appearance. "You're no fun." She sits back down in her chair and picks up some cream and sugar to add to her cup. "I'm still going to be naked, though."

Luna rolled her eyes and continued to drink from her mug.