Opening sentence suggesting the characters involved shall behave in an innocent manner and engage in no unusual activities outside of the expected societal norm. Second sentence beginning with a conjunction that compromises the implications of the first and vaguely foreshadows the aforementioned individuals partaking in an event that commences without proper reason, resulting in an uncouth display of unprovoked intercourse or any other unspecified act of the sexual nature.

Real description: Luna and Celestia meet up to have coffee together. But Celestia suggests a way of adding some "flavour" to spice their drinks up.

Contains: A Female figure in possession of a gratUitously sized organic phallic instrumenT which usuAlly belongs to those of the opposite gender. Oh, and a cheap method of increasing word count.
Lavender unicorn syndrome taken to the extreme for shitz giggles 'n' satire.