Shitty Clop Oneshots

Shining snuck  into the room and closed the door.

“No one must ever know,” he whispered as he slowly began to rub his testicles on Emerald’s prodigious keyboard collection. It was his secret fetish, so secret that not even Celestia knew. What would Cadence think if she knew that every time during sex, he wasn’t moaning her name, but the serial number of his Filco MasterTouch. His reputation wold be ruined.