Shitty Clop Oneshots

Twilight Sparkle moaned in ecstasy as she inserted the Model M Space Saving Keyboard into her vagina. For weeks now, she had been craving sweet, sweet release and now she had found it. She knew that she had made the right choice in ordering the SSK; Rarity had done it with a Full Sized and couldn't sit for a week.

She knew that her love affair was forbidden. Princess Celestia had forbidden the superior mechanical keyboards after a freak accident turned Luna into NMM, but that only made Twilight's passion harder.