The Writer's group gets hot

I'm sorry for this

Tytyvm sat in front of the gleaming monitor of his computer, chatting it up with CosmicAfro about adminy stuff. It was midnight at Tytyvm's house and he was alone. He looked over his desk , he had his mouse and pad, he had  his computer, and he had a cup of coffee and a bag of cheezy puffs. Tytyvm took a sip of coffee, he wanted to stay awake with Cosmic. He had a beating in his chest. He felt so close to Cosmic, he couldn't bear to log off. They were close friends but Tytyvm wondered if they could become something more.

Tytyvm made another comment to Cosmic about the homepage banner. Cosmic replied...strangely. He asked Tytyvm a question. A weird question. Tytyvm did a double take and read

"Tytyvm, did you know that I'm not real?"

Tytyvm made a confused face, but replied "What do you mean?"

"You remember when you made the Writers' Group account? Well I'm the real deal. I'm a collection of the Internet's pony stuff into a being. And I'm lonely."

Tytyvm got excited. Not only was he talking to the internet, but the internet was lonely, and only Tytyvm could cure this. He replied

"What can I do?"

At that moment, the embodiment of CosmicAfro burst through his computer screen. If you're wondering what that looks like, it's his Swaggatar. So Cosmic's Swaggatar now sat on Tytyvm's computer desk. Tytyvm was surprised, but he calmed himself.

"So here you are Cosmic, what do you want to do?"

"I want to have Trollosex with you." She spoke with a saucy, sultry voice. Tytyvm couldn't resist.

Cosmic slowly moved from the desk and sat in Tytyvm's lap. Tytyvm groaned an unmanly groan, but Cosmic paid him no mind. He/she/it reached down with her hooves. Cosmic stopped.

"Uuuum, Tytyvm?"

"Yeah?"

"I can't undo zippers with these hooves."

"I'll get it."

Tytyvm reached down and undid his pants, he smiled at Cosmic. Cosmic took the hint and bent down. Cosmic pulled down his pants all the way. Cosmic was shocked. Where Cosmic expected to find Tytyvm's love stick, there was only a trollface sticker. Tytyvm made his own trollface. Cosmic spoke to him

"So what do we do now?"

Tytyvm grinned even wider "MONOPOLY!"

And so, they played strip Monopoly until the sun came up. Tytyvm won, since Cosmic's Swaggatar doesn't wear any clothes. Except for sunglasses. Using them, Cosmic bought Boardwalk and almost won.