"Two hundred twenty seven....two hundred twenty eight....two hundred twenty nine...two hundred and thirty," Jesus, whoever ordered all this better be throwing a party. Somepony in canterlot wanting 230 damn cupcakes can you believe it?"Alright pinkie that's 230 cupcakes ready to go!" I can here the sounds of pots and pans banging together.
"GOOD I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE LAST CAKE!" Pinkie shouted.
"Who ordered all this anyway?"
"Fancy pants for a party a really big one too!" I couldn't help but shake my head and look at the clock. I should be at work but about half way there pinkie popped up saying she needed help with a big order and she wasn't kidding. It's almost one o'clock and we've been baking all day. Mr. And mrs. Cake left with there kids this morning to get everything ready for the large number of sweets Pinkie and I made, they should be back soon I think. While I was thinking Pinkie walked into the room setting the last cake in it's box and into the pile ,"Don't you just wanna jump into that and eat them all?" Pinkie asks looking at the food with hungry eyes. I don't think we even ate....no no we didn't now that I think about it.
"Yeah kinda we didn't eat at all today."
"We had breakfast."
"Well yeah, but I didn't remember Gummy decided to roll around on my pancakes this morning," after saying that, Pinkie blushed in embarrassment.
"Oh...yeah....sorry about that," looking down she thinks for a moment better perking right back up with a big smile."OH I KNOW I'LL COOK BREAKFAST AGAIN RIGHT NOW FOR US!" To Pinkie this was a great plan to say sorry to fallout.
"Er...Pinkie it's almost one."
" IT DOESN'T MATTER WE'RE HUNGRY AND YOU NEVER ATE BREAKFAST YET SO WE'LL HAVE IT NOW!" Pinkie proudly proclaimed and ran into the kitchen,"COME ON SILLY AND HELP ME!" I couldn't help but laugh at her crazy antics. It's one of the things I love about her.
"I'm coming I'm coming!" I shouted walking into the kitchen and it's some how clean....like she never went in here and cooked anything....the fuck? "Pinkie...how is it so clean in here you were just baking two hundred and thirty cupcakes and cakes?" I said dumbfounded looking around.
"Yep and I cleaned it all up before I walked out here," she says simply with a smile.While I have been living here for about a year now I still don't understand how she's that fucking fast,she can easily beat rainbow dash in a race if she wanted, but I'm get off track sorry.
"So what do you feel like eating hun?" Pinkie asks and I just scratch my chin and think for a moment.
"I guess eggs obviously and....pancakes sounds good."
"I was thinking the same thing. So you get the eggs and I'll get the pancake mix or you get the pancake mix and I get the eggs," Pinkie says looking for the food we require
"I'll do the eggs don't worry."

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It's now two o'clock, Pinkie and I started to talk about what color balloons she should use for a Colts birthday party. She's planning when Angle, that's Fluttershy's pet bunny, came running in with something in his mouth it looked like a bit. Angle came to a stop at the table. Pinkie and I were sitting and threw the bit onto the table, Pinkie quickly picks it up." Hey it's a two headed bit, cool," A two headed bit? They have those here? I need to ask Angle how he got this.
"Angle how did you get this? Why were you running," I asked while I took a turn looking at the bit. It's made of gold, obviously, it's really old, too, with a little dirt on it. And it appears to have cCelestia's head on both sides of it that's pretty cool. This obviously belongs to somepony, but who? I look back at Angel and ask, " Angle, who did you take this from?" Angle starts to flap his arms like he's a bird...wait a bird? Then looked at Pinkie and started to say something I couldn't understand. I only heard Pinkie say, " Yeah," and, " Oh! Looks like I'm being left out the loop. Pinkie, after a good minute or two of talking to Angle, looks at me and says it belongs to Rainbow Dash, before the door suddenly swings open and a very pissed off Rainbow comes flying in looking at Angel like she's gonna kill him.
" ANGLE I'M GONNA BUCK YOU UP WHERE'S MY DAD'S LUCKY BIT YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUR BALL!" Yeah looks like the bit does belong to her and angle just jumped out the window ," GET BACK HE.." I had to stop her.
"Dash calm down! I got the bit here it's safe see," I said holding the bit up.
"You do? Oh thank Celestia! Give it back! " she begs.
"Here, it's yours anyway," I said and tossed it to her she quickly grabs it and holds it close to her chest.
"Soo your dad's huh?" I spoke up.
"Aww, that's so cute keeping something like that close to you!" Pinkie says, making Rainbow blush.
"Hey s-shut up! So what if I do keep this close to me!" she says still a little embarrassed.
" We don't think any different of you Dash! Don't worry, right Pinkie" I said looking at Pinkie.
" Yep! Don't worry Dashie! Your still awesome as always!"
"Yeah! I always keep something from my dad with me, so chill girl!"
"Thanks please don't tell anyone...wait, what do you got from your dad?" Rainbow dash says looking interested.
"Oh just a pocket knife nothing major," I said waving a hand dismissively.
" A pocket knife?" Rainbow dash says tilting her head in confusion.
"Yeah, a pocket knife is a small folding knife some humans keeps in there pockets for protection and stuff."
"Oh that's kinda cool," she says nodding her head then she sees the large number of sweets Pinkie and I made," Woah, that's a lot of cupcakes can I have one?"
"Sorry Dashie, but there for a big order," Pinkie says patting one of the boxes making Rainbow dDash open her mouth in amazement.
" That's all for an order! Who the hay wants this many cupcakes!?" Seeing Rainbow's response to the large amount of sweets we made caused Pinkie and I to chuckle.
"It's for Fancy Pants for a party and it looks like a big one with all this doesn't it?" Pinkie says snuggling up to me," and boy am I tired!"
"I would be tired to if I had to make all this, nice work Pinkie" Rainbow dash says nodding in approval and makes Pinkie smile proudly.
"Thanks Dashie, now I'm just gonna take a little nap, I'm tired," Pinkie says and not to long after that she passed out in my lap.
"And she's out about time to she was working hard today," I said with a smile rubbing her head causing Rainbow Dash to chuckle.
"I can tell, she's covered in dough and flower."
"Yeah she works hard when it counts. Well, I better carry her home and I'm sure you got better things to do than talk to me Rainbow," I said getting up with Pinkie in my arms lucky she's still sleeping Mr. And Mrs. Cake walk in and sees the finished order.
"Wow you two actually did it I'm impressed," Mr.Cake says
"Oh look Pinkie must have really pushed herself again," Mrs. Cake says looking at Pinkie sleeping in my arms.
"Yeah, she did, so I'm just gonna take her home. If that's ok," I said with a smile.
"Oh please do well see you tomorrow, ok," Mrs. Cake says.
"Will do," I responded walking out with Rainbow Dash close behind.
"So you free later tonight?" Rainbow dash asked.
"Yeah obviously, " I replied.
"Great! I was thinking we get everypony together later and go out for drinks," Rainbow dash says.
"Hm.....Well your offer sounds good and Pinkie could use a little break, alright, why not," upon hearing that she smiled and threw her hooves up.
"YES ALRIGHT! Don't worry about everypony else, I'll get them to join just head to Twilight's castle around eight, ok," Rainbow dash says and flies off.

*****
It's now eight o'clock, Pinkie and I are heading to Twilight's right now, oh and if your wondering Pinkie had a good nap. Looks like there waiting for us, "Hey guys, sorry we're late, " I said getting there attention.
"Ah, there you two are! We were starting to get worried," Rarity says
"Sorry again, Pinkie wouldn't wake-up"
"Hey the bed was comfy! I didn't wanna get up," Pinkie says defensively.
"Well yeah it's comfy it's made of clouds, Pinkie! That shit is the best! I've never had a better sleep until I came here," I said with a nod,"But anyway, so where's this place were going to?"
"It's called the Drunken mare, I know the name doesn't sound like a place I would go to but they have great drinks there and it's mares night there tonight," Rarity explains"Oh god there taking me to a damn bar that's having ladies...er mares night? Oh come on!" I shouted in my head.
"Everypony is here now, let's go," Applejack says and we started to walk and after a little walk we see the bar down the road. It's standard looking place brown wooden walks and a couple of windows with the sign hanging above the door and,I think I just saw Derpy walk in. That can't be good, she's already a little bit of a klutz. She doesn't need any alcohol.....unless it some how makes her less of a klutz now I really wanna go in and see.
"Hey Applejack do you make any drinks that are alcoholic?" I said getting her attention.
"Yeah ah do, you wanna try some of it don't ya," she said with a smirk I just smiled and gave her a nod.
"Well then let's go inside and we'll order a few of my families drinks."
"Alright can't wait," I said and we walk inside. Looking around the bar seems pretty full it's not packed but there's quite a few ponies some are familiar some not.
"Can we sit over there please," Fluttershy says quietly pointing a hoof to a corner booth.
"Oh, that's a great spot, Fluttershy!" Twilight says we started to walk but I stopped when I saw a familiar pony sitting at the bar.
"Hey, I'll catch up I'm gonna go talk to a friend," I said pointing a thumb to a white stallion unicorn with a black main and tail.
"Oh is that Page, you should totally go talk with him," Pinkie says.
"I know, that's what I'm gonna do," I explained.
"Oh, ok, you know where we'll be," Pinkie says and the girls walk off. I head over and take a seat.
"Hey Page, what's up dude," I said happily making Page turn his head and smile.
"Hey, didn't see you walk in," he replies.
"That's fine, so what are you doing here?" I asked.
"Two words.....mares. Night," I couldn't help but laugh and pat him on the back.
"Dude your lucky that Derpy is in here, look," I said pointing out Derpy who's taking to Berry punch across from us. Page looks.....right at her flanks.
"That's not where her eyes are," I teased.
"Huh?" he says shaking his head.
"I saw the way you were looking at her go talk to her!"
"I don't know, maybe after a few more drinks."
" Alright fine," I said a waved the bartender down and ordered I drink for Page and myself. I obviously got one of Applejack's family alcohol.
"Oh, nice choice haven't had that in a while," Page says nodding his head in approval.
"Like you need anymore, your already ponyvilles second town drunk," I said smiling.
"What?! I am not!" he says defensively.
"Are to Berry punch is the first, you carry around that damn flask full of only Celestia knows what!"
"Fine! Whatever maybe I am but at least I don't brake into random ponies homes and pass out!"
"Alright you got me there, but one day it will happen mark my words Page!" Page just rolls his eyes and changes the subject.
"So why are you here?"
"Rainbow Dash asked so I thought why not it could be fun."
"Ah, so you came with a bunch of mares to mares night at a bar. Should I go ahead and order you a girly drink too?" Page says laughing.
" At least I got mares around me," I said with a shit eating grin. He just holds his heart in mock hurt.
"Ouch! That one hurt! Ok, you got me dude," Page says and I just realized the bartender gave us our drinks I grab the glass and take a drink feeling a slight burn in my throat.
"Wow! Applejack wasn't kidding, this is pretty good!"
"Yeah, it's one of the best, the only thing we need now is Celestia and Luna themselves to walk in here," Page says finishing his glass.
"Ha! I really don't think that's gonna happen. They have no reason to come here~" we continued talking for about an hour. I suddenly felt Page tap my shoulder and point to the front of the bar after seeing what he was pointing to my jaw dropped because standing there was princess Celestia and Luna, "What the hell are they doing here?" I said in my head. Celestia and luna were looking around until they say the girls sitting in the corner talking and Twilight waving them down. They started to walk until Luna saw me and whispered something to Celestia and started to walk towards Page and myself. "Oh god what does she want?" I mumbled.
"Ah, hello Page, Fallout. Tis nice to see you both!" Page bowed and I just watched.
"Hey Luna hey Celestia, what's up," I said happily.
" Twilight invited us and we though it would be fun and I wanted to talk to you anyway Fallout," Luna says taking a seat next to me.
"Oh really? What about?" I asked.
"Yes, I wanted to see if we could play some Battlefield Equestira together tomorrow. You have proven your quite skilled in it and I think we should team up," ah, yes Battlefield Equestira a pony version of Battlefield 4. I don't know why but running around as a pony soldier is really funny especially if I have my L85A2 or a m240b...oops sorry didn't mean to get off track. What I'm trying to say is I'm good at Battlefield and Luna loves playing with me because I actually play the damn objective and support my squad by providing ammo and what not.
"Yeah, sounds like fun Luna, tomorrow sounds good, we playing at my place or you'res?"
"My place, we can see everything better in my room."
"Alright, cool," I said nothing, Luna looks behind her and nods.
"Fallout, it appears that were needed, " Luna says pointing a hoof to the girls, Applejack is waving us over.
"Oh, alright then, sorry Page but they need me. I'll see you later, alright dude," I said giving Page a pat on the back and walking to the table with Luna and I take a seat next to Pinkie.
"So how's Page doing?" Twilight asked.
"He's doing well, he needs to stop with the drinking but he's good," Twilight giggles and rolls her eyes.
" I know he should really stop, but at least he's not doing anything against the law."
"So, Celestia how's canterlot these days?" I said getting Celestia's attention.
"Oh, just fine, I just wish there were more fun things to do besides day court and paperwork."
"You totally need a lot break Celestia, you deserve one!"
"Oh trust me, that's why I'm here, to relax," she says getting more comfortable.
"Alright then, let's have some fun!" I said holding my glass in the air everyone soon joins me and we do a cheers and we continued talking drinking and even dancing throughout the night.

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Author's Note

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