Author's Note

Alright guy's sorry this took so long I've just been lazy when it came to writing this,so hopefully you'll enjoy this next chapter.

Let the good times roll.

Mornings: many people, or ponies, love it and others hate it. As for me right now, I absolutely hate it. My head is killing me, I can't remember what I did last night, and the room I'm in reeks of sweat, Apple's for some odd reason, and sugar. "What the hell did I do last night?" I think to myself," and why do my legs and crotch hurt so much?" just then I feel the bed shifting and moving slightly followed by the sounds of two ponies yawning " Ah, looks like I'm not alone, good!"
"Ah, didn't think he would last that long especially counting how drunk he was," a familiar country voice remarked.
" That's Applejack....ah shit. I wonder who else is here"
"That little party we had last night was so much FUN! We should totally do it again when Fallout wakes up," Said a hyper active voice in a unecessarily loud tone.
"Pinkie, quite down! Ma'head still kinda hurts and Fallout is sleeping still."
"Oh right, sorry," Pinkie says giggling softly.
"Okay, so Pinkie Pie and Applejack are here now I need to figure out what happened and why Applejack is here and what Pinkie meant by little party," I thought. With a quiet sigh I opened my eyes and sat up to a massive headache and a familiar room. "Oh god, my head," I groaned. "Well, at least I'm in my house and not somepony else's," I thought, with relief after seeing the familiar white walls of my home.
"Well good morning, Sugarcube."
"Yeah, what Applejack said, morning honey!" Pinkie says immediately after Applejack and gives me a loving hug and a kiss on the cheek,I gave her a tired smile and returned the hug. We stayed like that for a few moments then broke apart.
"Morning girls, hey, do you mind if I ask what happened last night?" I asked letting out a yawn.
"Well, we had tons and tons of fun! There was dancing and laughing and talking it was great!" Pinkie says smiling from the memories of last night going through her head.
"Pinkie I think he means between the three of us," Applejack says chuckling, I nod in agreement.
"Oh, you mean the little after party we had." Pinkie says giggling " Well, I think we might have had a little to much cider, but that's okay because nothing bad happened!"
"Well, that's obvious sense were not dead, hurt ,or in jail," Although I am still sore in the crotch and leg areas. "I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that we 'fooled' around last night, right?"
"You are correct," Applejack says with a strong nod.
"Best. After. Party. EVER!" Pinkie says throwing her hooves up.
"Okay, that explains why my legs and crotch hurt so damn much."
"Ah, didn't think we were that rough on ya."
"Well my bones say otherwise A.J.," I say throwing my legs over the edge of the bed with a small grunt and onto the floor and stretch allowing a few bones to pop and crack. "So, nobody regrets what happened last night right?" Applejack and Pinkie shake there head's, I just let out a sigh and prepare for what's gonna happen next.
"So, Applejack, what happens between the three of us now?"
"I reckon it's pretty obvious isn't it?" Applejack says hoping off the bed herself quickly followed by Pinkie. " I think you can handle two mares,heck you were saying something last night about it." I couldn't help but facepalm mentally and physically when she said that last part, apparently I'm pretty talkative when I'm drunk.
" I fucking hate your drunk side, WHY MUST YOU MAKE MY LIFE MORE HARD!" I was broken out of my mental screaming by Pinkie with a concerned look on her face.
"What's wrong, Fallout?"
"Huh? Uh, sorry just thinking" I lied
"About what?" She asks,I let out a deep breath and look at her.
" About what other possibly embarrassing crap I talked about last night." Pinkie just laughed while Applejack shook her head.
" Nothing to bad...I think." Applejack said scratching her head. " Just told Celestia how good her flanks looked, called Luna moonbutt and then ya went off and grabbed there flanks! Your lucky the guards weren't around or that The princesses didn't mind ya went off and did something like that, and don't even get me started on what happened when you started dancing." I just stared at her in disbelief
" I GRABBED CELESTIA AND LUNA'S ASS? What the hell is wrong with me....shit I wish I could remember how they felt at least" the room was quiet while I was processing that information Pinkie and Applejack's stomachs growled.
"Hey, how about we talk more over breakfast?" Pinkie offers Applejack and I quickly nodded our heads
"Sounds like a plan Pinks."I smiled and we headed to the kitchen so start our day.

* Two weeks later.*
It's been about two weeks after our little....let's call it a sleepover, everything was going well until Applejack told granny Smith and Big mac. Granny was happy to know that her granddaughter finally found a stallion, or human In my case , and as, for Big mac...Not so much the moment Applejack said what happened he did what any big brother would do for their sister's and chased after me and promising the buck my teeth out. He chased me right out of the farm and threw all of ponyville the running lasted for about 30 to 40 minutes ending in a dead end. I was saved luckily by Applejack and the rest of the girls. It took Twilight's magic to finally get Big mac to stop trying to kill me and to listen.
"I still don't understand why you waited almost two weeks to tell Granny Smith and Big mac about what happened," I asked Applejack while we were making our way back to the barn with a cart full of Apples to be sorted out by Big mac.
"Ah, just wanted to make sure everything was gonna be okay when ah did."
"Obviously that failed horribly," I said bluntly.
"Don't ya think I know that! Big mac looked like he was gonna kill ya!" Applejack says with a small hint fear in her voice.
"I'm not surprised it's the job of any big brother to protect their sister's. I can completely understand where he was coming from I am or I was anyway a big brother myself."
"I know, but I'm old enough to make my own decisions! Shoot I even helped save Equestira a couple times without his help, and now he thinks he should care about who I court?" Applejack said with anger.
"Okay, calm down, Applejack don't get all bent out of shape you gotta look at it from his perspective. Going out with some random dude because of one night isn't really a good idea, especially sense that dude was a best friend of yours and not to mention that he's a completely different species from a different universe or planet."
"Yeah, I guess you got a point there," Applejack says with a sigh. We did a little more talking after that until we finally got to the barn. With a relieved sigh I stop pulling the cart and stretched out my back only to stop mind way and recoil in pain.
"Fallout are you okay, hun?" Applejack asked with worry.
"No my back is killing me!" I replied while rubbing my back the best I could, Applejack walked towards me and helped in rubbing my back.
"Hm, looks like somepony needs a trip to the spa, and luckily for you today is the day I get together with the girls for our monthly spa visits. So, why don't ya come with me?"
"Are you sure they won't mind?" Applejack scoffed and waved her hoof.
"Of course they won't mind you need this, Fallout."
"But I never went to a spa before."
"Really now? Don't tell me you think the spa is only for mares?"
"No! Of course not! It's just, isn't it like really expensive?"
"No, it's only a couple bits. Now no more complaining, I'm gonna run inside and get our bits and then were going," Applejack says and quickly head's into her house.
After leaving the farm we made it to the spa and as I expected the place looks really nice there's a small hit of cinnamon in the air. The floor itself was covered in white tiles and the walls were a light purple with different kinds of pictures and paintings hanging on them I couldn't help but whistle in amazement when I looked up and saw a chandelier hanging from the high ceiling.
"Wow...this place looks pretty expensive. Applejack are you sure I can afford this?" Applejack sighs and rolls her eyes.
"Yes I come here sometimes to relax so I know you can afford this, so stop yer belly akin," Applejack and I continued to talk until one of the spa sister's approached us.
" Ah! Miss Applejack! Your friends are waiting for you in the healing bath," Aloe says then turned to me with a smile. " Oh, hello Mr.Fallout, are you here for one of our treatments as well?" I was about to open my mouth to respond, but Applejack beat me to it.
" Yes, he is his back is bugging him something farce so I brought him here."
"Oh, I see if your back is troubling you then I suggest s trip to the sana to help relax the muscles then a lovely massage and Finnish in the bath?" Applejack and I nodded in approval.
"Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good!" I said reaching into my pocket to fish out some bits. "How much is that treatment, Aloe?"
"It's about 70 bits." With a shrug I give the 70 bits to Aloe and she leads me to a small room. "Please strip in here and I'll go grab you a towel," she quickly walks off and I started to change."Man, I really hope she has a towel to fit me..."I said in my head as I waited for Aloe to return luckily I didn't wait long.
"Here you are." Aloe says giving me the towel. " A Minotaur towel should work for you" I put towel on and step out of the changing room. Aloe was right the towel was a perfect size!" great now please follow me to the sana." Aloe says and leads me down the hallway and to big wooden door with a small rectangular shape window in the center of it. "Here is the sana please step inside and make yourself comfortable, there's a bucket with water inside next to the coal in the center of the room."

* One hour later*
I spent a little longer then necessary with the massage part of my treatment,but I couldn't help it Lotus and Aloe are fan, fucking, tastic at their work I told them that multiple times. "Thank you for your kind words Fallout." Lotus says.
"I know I keep saying it but, Jesus, I feel great!" I said as I followed Lotus to the bath which is where were currently standing.
"Thank you again. Now head threw this door and it will lead you to the baths please enjoy," Lotus says and leaves again to take care of other costumers.
"I'm really glad Applejack made me do this totally worth every bit." I say to myself as a walk into the room where six familiar ponies were currently relaxing. Applejack,Pinkie and Fluttershy are currently in the bath while Rarity,Twilight and Rainbow dash are resting in some kinda lounge chairs with cucumbers in there eyes...well not Dash because she's eating hers.
"Well it's about time!" Applejack says with a grin. " Enjoy the massage did we?" I couldn't help but smile back and nod.
"Yes, yes, I did, it was great which is odd because I thought hooves would hurt,I'm glad I was wrong."
"Ah knew you'd like it!" Applejack says triumphantly.
"Will you be joining us for monthly spa visits from now on, Fallout?" Rarity asked I just shrugged.
" I don't know, maybe...I guess it wouldn't hurt." Rarity squees in joy.
"Oh, this is marvelous! Simply marvelous! You simply must try the mud bath."
"Yeah, no thanks. I'll pass, Rarity."
"But you don't know what your missing!"
" I think I can live with that Rarity. Now if you'll excuse me I'm just gonna get into the bath," I said walking to the bath but got stopped by Pinkie who hoped out and stood in front of me.
" Hey, you can't get into the bath with that towel on, silly!" She can't be serious...can she?
"Pinkie, you can't be serious!"
"I'm afraid she is, Fallout," Twilight says looking at me.
"Oh, come on! Give me a break here."
"Come on don't be a party pooper,were always naked and we don't care that you see us."
"Pinkie it's a human thing, okay?" I refuse to get naked if front of all of them so I quickly turned around and started to head to a chair to sit on.
"Hey, where are you going? Take that towel off and get your flank in here!" Pinkie says shaking a hoof at me.
"No, I'm good I'll just sit down."
"Pinkie let him be. If he doesn't wanna he don't gotta," Applejack says giving me a wink.
"Thank you Applejack for backing me up."
"No problem sugarcube. You clearly don't wanna take the towel off,so we should respect that, right Pinkie." Applejack said glaring at pinkie. Pinkie's ears go flat and she hangs her head low.
" Yeah ok I understand..." Pinkie says and looked at me with a smile. "But Rainbow Dash doesn't, NOW DASHIE!"
While everyone else was taking Dash decided to sneak around us,and planned to take the towel from me and completely embarrass me. Her plan worked perfectly she swooped down ripped off the towel from me,unfortunately for me I slipped and fell thanks to the water Pinkie left everywhere and Rainbow dash flying by an snatching the towel. I fell flat on my ass in front of the girls my junk left out for them to see
...which they did see but only for a moment,before I got up and jumped into the bath as fast as I could to before things got worse. Unfortunately the damage was done the four Elements who didn't see me naked before are now in shock, Fluttershy was taking it the worse trying her best to make herself as small as possible and hiding behind her hair and not to mention her eyes were as big as dinner plates, the entire room was completely quite for an unknown amount of time.
"Well congrats, Dash. Ya did it." Applejack says breaking the silence first.
"Fallout..." Pinkie says slowly approaching the bath where only my head could be seen sticking out of the water. "Are you okay? Your not mad, right? Please don't be mad." Oh if only she know how embarrassed and pissed off I am right now, I know she likes to have fun but this was going to far....but damn the look she's giving me right now is making me regret getting mad at her, her eyes are starting to water up and her lower lip is starting to tremble.
"No," I said with a sigh. " I'm a little irritated with you, but that's it."
"Rainbow Dash you should be ashamed of yourself. Why would you do that?" Rarity said turning everyone's attention to her.
"I thought it would be funny..." Rainbow dash starts. "I just wanted to embarrass him for a moment,I didn't expect him to fall and show us his junk."
"Well, you shouldn'a thought about that before ya decided to do that to him, you know Pinkie always makes a mess whenever were here it was only a matter of time before somepony slipped," Applejack says.
"Yes, that was very rude to do Dash," Rarity added.
" SO!" Pinkie shouted making everypony look at her. " Did ya like what you saw did ya did ya!?" Pinkie says wiggling her eyebrows and a big grin plastered on her face. I couldn't help but go wide eyed from the comment.
" PINKIE! What the hell?"
"Well, I liked what I saw," Applejack says with a big grin of her own.
" I GOTTA GO I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!" Rainbow dash shouted quickly and off.