The New Elements

[spoiler][/spoiler]I pull out a cigarette out of my saddle bag and light it and take a smoke. I know these things are bad for me but i need a break. My name is ditzy but everyone calls me derpy because i use to have a bad eye that would always mess me up when ever I would fly. I lost my bad eye when everything went to hell. I still have my blond hair and grey coat with a few scars here and there. I dyed a single black stripe on main and tail on the left side of both of them. I also have an eyepatch over my right eye. I use to be the adorable retard that everyone loved. Now I'm the main delivery pony for our rules. I mostly just deliver packages for the leader's right hoof ponies. Twilight, Rainbow, Pinkamena, Rarity, Flutterdie, and Applejack.

Twilight is King Sombra's right hoof pony and head scientist. She Has purple fur and dark purple mane with single blood red stripe going down the middle of it. She also wears a black labcoat and dark purple glasses. She seems nice at first but is real monster if you are asked to take part in her experiments. Most of the time it ends with her entire body drenched in blood and her checking somethings off her check board. It use to bother me at first but after a while it doesn't affect me anymore. All I care about is getting paid and surviving for another day. I normally only deliver either tech she needs for her experiments, Or getting her test subjects. Hey its business is business don't judge me.

She normally pays me in weapons that i normally sell for money or keep some for protection if anyone want to stop my delivery. Her main weapon is purple Dart gun that works like heat seeking missle and locks onto a target and only rarely misses and the darts are always filled with different potions it's impossible to tell what she is shooting you with but its never good. One of my favorites weapons she gave me are these special duel pistols she gave me I call my little muffins. She maybe a monster but isn't too bad if you want to hang out over tea.

Then there is rainbow dash she might have some anger issues but it pretty fun to hangout with if you get on her good side. She has light blue fur and rainbow mane in a buzz cut style. She also wears the royal bat pony armor in nightmare moons army. She is the right hoof pony and captain of nightmare moon's royal guard. Of all the right hoof ponies she is probably my favorite. I mainly just deliver swords and guns for her. She normally pays in combat training, she even taught me something called the sonic rain punch. It's so fast and powerful that if it comes in contact with a normal pony it would cause them to explode into a blood rain. I've never really tested it on anything living myself but she has done it any chance she can get. It's actually pretty awesome to watch, but mine is all yellow with a black stripe instead of a rainbow. I'm saving it for someone who deserves it. Her main weapon is dark blue scythe and when combined with sonic rainboom it can slice through mountains as if it was air. She is blast to hangout with I'll leave it at that.

Then we have rarity, She is a stone cold bitch. She is the right hoof pony of queen chrysalis and the queen's personal decorator of the castle. She has white fur and Violet mane, she always wore a black and neon green dress. She always sees perfection for her queen and the kingdom and decor of the castle. She will get whatever she wants when she wants as long as it for the queen. She is very generous to her queen and will do anything to please her. While that sounds noble it's just the way she does says enough. She will yell and beat and even kill anypony that will fail her goal to please the queen. I once saw her yell and beat a colt so bad it he later committed suicide to stop the yelling and beating and that only took 5 minutes just because he arrived 1 minute late for work at the castle. She mainly pays me with old relics, clothes and actually bits. Her weapons of choice is a épée also known as a fencing sword. I guess it matches her personality elegant and deadly. I'm not a big fan of perfectionists, but if you give her sweet tea she isn't so bad to talk to.

Then we have pinkamena, I have no words to describe her other than bat shit crazy. She is the right hoof pony to lord terik and his personal court jester and is a local law enforcer. When ever she is in the castle or in her torture room she always wears a dress made of cutie marks from pony skin. But when she is on patrol she always wears a black police uniform hat and all. What ever you do never get caught by her doing anything illegal even j-walking. She seems nice at first but once her hair goes flat she will go insane and do unspeakable things to your body. She is master at torture and will cross any line to fuel her blood lust. If she catches you anything illegal or anything against terik's laws she will drug you and take you to her torture room and you can imagine the rest. Her weapon of choice is 2 knifes with pink handles. She maybe crazy but she is fun to hangout with if you give her chocolate milk. I don't question this world anymore to care.

Then we have fluttershy or now known as flutterdie. She is hard one to describe, well that's what you get for discord being your leader. She is the right hoof pony to discord and his personal beast tamer. With all the beasts that run around his land he needs someone one to keep them in check. She wears a black jumpsuit with goggles built on the eye holes that are black tinted so I never seen her eyes not that I want to. The suit also covers her body from head to hoof. Her pink mane does come out of the suit but I have never seen her actual fur other than through rumors. Her weapon of choice is something she calls a tazer whip. She is normally one of the strong silent types but she does talk its with soft but stern voice.

She does have one other weapon. Her eyes. She has a button on side of the goggles of her suit and when she presses it the tint on her googles go away and they show her true eyes. If you value your life. Never look into them cause if you do once after a 15 seconds of eye contact you explode into gory puddle. Yea she maybe a handful but she pays well. She pays me with some of discord's items of chaos. Like a amulet that can make anyone that walks near grow a fifth hoof or things like that. I sell most of them but everyone and while I get good one I keep for myself. Like a necklace that can turn me invisible. Anyway she can be a bit much but she is a sucker for cute animal pictures like bunnies and puppies and stuff like that. As long as I have those on me I should be fine so she is surprisingly a nice person to hang out with.

Finally we have applejack at least she is still honest, most of the time. She is the right hoof pony to the flimflam brothers. Now I know what your thinking, how did the flimflam brothers become rulers. Well to put it simply they just combined there talents of inventing and con artistry to make war machines and making a penny less sucker out of almost everyone in there kingdom. As for applejack the flimflam brothers did something to her mind is now there most loyal and trusted servant or 'chef' if you want to get technical. She is famous for her meaty apple pies. Take a guess what the meat is. It's the only food around so I try not to think about what's it made off. Honestly it its pretty good. Don't give me that look, it's either that or starvation. She has orange fur, blond mane and a heavy western accent. She wears a black leather cowboy hat, black leather trench coat, and black leather boots. Her weapon of choice double barrel shotgun with Apple shaped symbol on the sights. She is pretty stubborn but once you get to know her she is great drinking buddy. Still wouldn't call her friend though.

As for me I'm just pony for hire for 6 of them. I wouldn't consider myself friends with them but they do pay well and are fun to hangout but I know In this world it's ever pony for themselves. Right now I'm standing in the remains of ponyvile outside my little busted up cabin. After the rulers settled the agreement they all celebrated by destroying this quite little town. Now it's place outside all the kingdoms and is a rat infested cesspool of theirs, murders, and ponies for hire like myself. Yep home sweet home.

I'm currently outside my house smoking a cigarette and watching 2 homeless ponies try to kill each other over a can of soup. Then the pony that won the fight noticed me. "Hey enjoy the show why don't you get your daughter and you 2 can eat popcorn together. Haha !"

I then snapped and pulled out my little muffins and shot the homeless until I emptied both of my clips and then I went to his corpse and smashed his skull into mush. "Nobody talks about dinky that way."

I lost dinky, my daughter when everything went to hell. I watched as my daughter's head was sliced off by falling wreckage. I will not be afraid to kill anyone who mentions her name regardless of who it is.

I then go into my busted cabin and walked into the basement and opened the bomb shelter. I walked in and locked it up and put my stuff in the chest next to the door. Its a small room with a bed, a mirror, sink, a shower, a big chest, and fridge. I then brush my teeth, take shower, dry off, and lay in bed and go to sleep. Hope is dead and there is nothing to change that.