The Ratboy Genius, creature of wonder, shall write a story with no beginning, middle, or end in mind. This is what the story entails. Will it be a terrible tale of horrifying battle? Or perhaps a steamy romance involving characters of different species but same genders?

Actually, you can probably tell by the tags that were made after the story has been completed. However, it's up to you to decide whether to read the story or not.

Not a troll fic. I tried to make this as enjoyable as possible within 1000 words.

Rage Review may be found here.