Miffelmesh's Adventures
5. The Mare
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAfter breakfast, Miff decided to go get a look around Ponyville. Rainbow told him about a club that was showing DJ P0n-3 as a special guest. He had no idea who that was, but it was dubstep, so it's gotta be good. So he was planning on going to the club that night. Rainbow said she was definitely gonna be there, so she'd meet him there.
Miff stepped outside the castle and took all his stuff down to his house, and set up his bed (so he didn't have to sleep on the floor), which only took a couple minutes, and then he went to go explore Ponyville. He checked out the arcade, he took a nap under a tree in the park, and he ate at the cafe. As he ate there, he saw a poster that had to do with one of his favorite things to do. GAMING.
There was a gaming competition at the park on Friday night. Since he was gonna stay up late at the club tonight, he was glad it was on Friday, because Friday was a couple days away, so he had time to get his sleep done and train his gaming skills for a while. He looked at the games that were gonna be played, and wouldn't ya know it, they were all games he had. He put his name on the roster, and went home to get ready for the club.
He was ready. Miff was dressed up in his custom black shirt with his logo on it in turquoise, and some jeans. He knew he was ready, yet something in his head told him he wasn't. He thought and looked around for anything he could have forgotten, but he was all set. He checked himself in the mirror, and thought he looked good. So he went out the door to meet Rainbow Dash at the club.

It was not hard to find the club, even without Rainbow Dash's directions. Because of the special appearance by DJ P0n-3, there were huge colorful flashing lights going up into the sky, and Miff's gaming brain made him immediately think, Oh hey, beacons. As he got to the club, there were two guards who seemed pretty vicious, and they wouldn't let Miff through.
"You're not on the list." One of them said, with his very heavy Scandinavian accent.
"I was invited here by Rainbow Dash!" Miff argued, hoping with little hope that they would let him through for that. Suddenly Miff saw Rainbow sitting in the club through the doors.
"Rainbow! Rainbow Dash!" Miff yelled, hoping she would hear him and let him in. The guards immediately grabbed him and started to pull him away. Rainbow hadn't noticed him. But what she DID notice was a blur of motion out of the corner of her eye. She looked over to see Miff flapping wings, kicking, and basically just struggling in general. She flew to the door.
"Wait guys! He's with me." She said, as the guards dropped him. As they walked back to the doors, the Scandinavian guard started to apologize.
"I'm sorry I didn't believe you. Also, I saw your shirt. You know Miffelmesh on Youtube?" The guard asked.
"Well I should hope so." Miff said as he and Rainbow walked through the doors. "I am him." He said, right before the door shut behind him. The guard's jaw dropped (The author cringes at how he just basically gave himself a shoutout).
Miff and Rainbow sat down at a table. It was around 20 minutes until DJ P0n-3 showed up, so they just decided to chill for a while. They ordered quite a few beers, so when the announcer said that DJ P0n-3 was ready to perform, they were both pretty wasted. They both went to the dance floor to go get a closer look. Miff struggled to stand, but when he heard the dubstep (which was the best dubstep he had ever heard), he mustered the strength to look up. When he did, what he saw shocked him.
At the turntable was a white mare, with a big blue and turquoise mane and tail, with a double music note for a cutie mark. She looked exactly like the beautiful mare in Miff's dream. She looked over in his direction, and he was about to wave (stupid, I know, but he's heck drunk so, yeah), when suddenly he was grabbed by the shoulders and pulled over by Rainbow, and she started making out with him HARD (because she was drunk too, remember?).
Miff started to feel woozy, and passed out mid-makeout.
Author's Note
Yeah, this was a nice dark-ish turn for the story. But hey, Miff found one of the people he was looking for. The other one, well, you'll meet him later. As for now, see you next chapter!
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