Miff woke up at around 11:00 AM and looked around. For some weird reason, he could drink all he wanted, and never got a hangover, so he was feeling like he did every morning. Rainbow Dash, however, was in the bathroom throwing up. Miff wondered why Rainbow was at his house, but as he looked around, he noticed this WASN'T his house, it was Rainbow's house. He was in a bed, at Rainbow's house.

He started thinking, and remembered what happened last night, Rainbow making out with him, the guards, the epic music, and DJ P0n-3. He DIDN'T remember what happened after noticing that DJ P0n-3 was the mare from his dream. I thought I passed out, but I must've blacked out and came here instead, either that or Rainbow carried me home. Miff thought. Rainbow walked out of the bathroom rubbing her face with a wet towel.

"Hey, you're awake." She said. "How'd you sleep? Because I feel like I could die."

"That's just your hangover talking, trust me." Miff said.

"Hey wait, why don't YOU have a hangover?" Rainbow asked.

"It's weird, but I've never really seemed to get hangovers, no matter how much I drink." Miff answered.

"Well, if I was like that, I'd be SO happy right now." Rainbow said, as she stumbled over to the bed to lean on it.

"Soo.... what happened last night?" Miff asked. "I remember the guards and everything, but I don't remember what happened after being at the dance floor for a few minutes. I think I blacked out."

"I blacked out as we walked to the dance floor buddy. I'm no help to you." Rainbow said, as she blushed. Rainbow could drink a lot, and still got hangovers, but almost never blacked out. And she knew that she sure as heck didn't black out last night. Half the things she did that night were on purpose. But she made it look like she did. "You blacked out after me, what'd I do in that like, 10 minute window?"

"Well, we just talked, and when we went to the dance floor, DJ P0n-3 got to the turntables and started doing her thing, and once everyone had started cheering you, uh... started making out with me." Miff said. Rainbow blushed again. Then she started to giggle. She started laughing. Then Miff started laughing. Then they were both on the floor, full on laughing (I get a feeling I might accidentally make most of Miff's mornings start like this).

Once the laughing started to die down, Miff realized what time it was.

"Oh crap! I got to go!" He said, jumping up and running to the door. He was halfway out the door when he stopped and turned towards Rainbow. She was looking in the other direction.

"Hey Rainbow?" Miff asked.

"Yeah? What is it?" Rainbow said.

"Did we, um... y'know... do it, last night?" Miff asked, and they suddenly both got very uncomfortable.

"Um... no, I don't think so..." Rainbow answered.

"Oh okay, thanks!" Miff said, relieved. He walked out the door and went home. It was Thursday, and he had to get ready for the gaming tournament tomorrow.

Once he got home, he unpacked his TV and game consoles, and sat down, and started playing. He was playing for hours. There were six games being played, and Miff spent an hour on all of them. He got hungry in the middle and ate lunch, then kept playing. At around 4:45 PM, he took a nap. A late night of drinking and partying gets you tired, plus he had a headache from the six hours of gaming. He napped until dinner, then ate and spent 30 minutes playing more games, and he was gonna sleep for the night.

He was almost asleep when he heard some shuffling. He sat up and looked around. He saw nothing, so he laid back down. He heard it again, and it was coming from under his bed. He looked under his bed and something jumped out. Miff screamed.

Author's Note

Yeah yeah, I know, a sex reference. But if you freaking would look at the genres then you'd probably calm down a little more XD. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying the story so far, because I sure am. Anyways, see you next chapter!