Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

by trahzo

10.5: Vs. Mecha Trahzo!

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"Your 1st opponent shall be me!" Said the robot version of me who then opened fire on Shogun Deezutra, Danville Bengal and Brony Kaiju Soldier!

"Dammit! Why did I have to fight a robot tonight!" He said as the 3 of them ran!

That's when they made it to the edge of the train! Deezutra then pulled out his Ninjaken Sword and Kanabo Club.

"Whoa, nice weapon." Complimented Brony Kaiju Soldier as he pulled out his katana.

"Ah, the most popular sword, are you pray tell a fellow samurai?"

"Yep."

"How about you Danville Bengal?"

"Oh, uh...I'm a psychic."

"Impressive."

"Wait, but you're a pegasus!"

"Yeah, but psychics and magicians are different since we use our brain and magicians learn how to."

"I don't know if that makes any sense, but I'll take it." Said Deezutra.

"I finally caught up to you! Now this is where you die!" That's when Mecha Trahzo began shooting bullets at them but then were stopped by Danville Bengal's telekinesis, and shot right back at him!

"Nice! Now it's our turn fellow Samurai!" Then Deezutra jumped and struck Mecha Trahzo!

"You're gonna have to hit harder than that!" That's when Mecha Trahzo shot a rocket fist which was stopped by Danville Bengal, but then Mecha Trazho warped behind Danville Bengal and struck him with the other rocket fist!

"Ow!" Danville Bengal then fell on the cart in front of them.

That's when Mecha Trahzo expanded both of his hands and attempted to squish Danville Bengal.

"Ah!" He then jumped and flew! Mecha Trahzo then chased after him while shooting bullets! "Help!"

"I got this!" Said Deezutra who pulled out a paint brush and began writing the japanese characters for bomb and fire, creating a lit bomb that he then threw at Mecha Trahzo, exploding on contact!

"Whoa! What was that Deezutra?!" Asked Brony Kaiju Soldier.

"Magic I learned after meeting Samurai Sentai Shikenger."

"Sentai?"

"The japanese Power Rangers."

"Really?"

"Yeah, in fact, in this point, the japanese show should be in the 40th Season."

"40th?!"

"Yeah."

"You're mine nerd!" Shouted Mecha Trahzo!

"Back off!" Then Danvilole Bengal shot a fireball at Mecha Trahzo.

"Ah!"

"What the? Danville Bengal has magic as well?"

"No, it's Pyrokinesis! Psychics are able to create fire with their mind!" Deezutra explained.

"That's so cool!"

"Just a fluke!" Then Mecha Trahzo widened his mouth, charging energy! "Moonlight Laser!"

Then Mecha Trahzo fired a huge blast of laser at Danville Bengal, who then dodged, and then shot another fireball, but then Mecha Trahzo quickly cancelled his laser and then put his arms together for a reflector shield!

"Nice try!" He then turned his attention to Deezutra and Brony Kaiju Soldier. "Get them mini me's!" Then he opened his chest, and miniature versions of Mecha Trahzon with Knife hands started bursting out of him before he returned his attention to Danville Bengal.

"Danville, there's too many of these guys, you gotta help us!"

"Come here!" Said Mecha Trahzo as he boosted his speed towards Danville Bengal.

"Aaah!" Then he dodged as Mecha Trahzo turned back around.

"Come-on man!"

"Whoa! Sorry! I can't! I'm too distracted by this crazy robot! Why did it have to be a robot?!" Complained Danville Bengal.

"Come on Soldier, I need your help for this technique that only 2 samurai are capable of!"

"Okay."

"Now, stand back-to-back!"

Then the 2 of them stood with their backs to each other as the Mini Mecha Trahzo's jumped at them and as a tornado arose from the ground!

"Cut Tornado!"

Then they spun around rapid fast as blades and robo parts twirled around the tornado!

"Great job!"

"Thanks."

"How does this guy have so much bullets?" Said Danville Bengal.

"Freeze Ray!" Then Mecha Trahzo shot a beam of ice at Danville Bengal, freezing his wings!

"My wings! Dammit!" Then as he was falling to the ground..."Okay Danny focus..."

Then a chunk of ground arose from and became a platform that he landed on.

"What?!"

"Geokinesis, the psychic power to control earth rock as well? So much power in this boy! I wonder if he's strong enough for that technique."

"What technique Deezutra?"

"Alright Brony Kaiju Soldier, I need you to distract Mecha Trahzo!"

"What?!"

"Just do it soldier! I'm a Shogun! I our rank you! Now go, go, go!"

"Bwuh! Okay!"

Brony Kaiju Soldier then jumped and started trying to attack Mecha Trahzo!

"Your sword's a joke, you couldn't cut arts and crafts with that!"

"Oh yeah? You couldn't hit a Blue Whale with those bullets!"

"Danville Bengal!"

"Huh?"

"I know you're new, but please, you gotta listen to me right now while Brony Kaiju Soldier is distracting Mecha Trahzo!"

"Okay, I'll try!"

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Your ass aint that shiny, in fact it's rusty!"

"At least I don't go down in one bullet! Like what I'm gonna do to you!" Then Mecha Trahzo began shooting again!

"Aaaaaaaah...." That's when Mecha Trahzo warped and decked him!

"Hey metal ripoff!"

"Huh?"

That's when we see Danville Bengal with a blade of psychic energy.

"What is that?"

"It's a psychic knife! A thin and sharp projectile attack that psychics are capable of and it can cut through anything!"

"So basically, you taught Danville Bengal, Krillin's Destructo Disc from DBZ?" Said Brony Kaiju Soldier.

"Yes, now get out of the fucking way!"

"Ha! As if I'd let you hit me with that." Then Mecha Trahzo flew at Deezutra and Danville Bengal.

"(He's gonna dodge by warping! I gotta do something!)" Thought Brony Kaiju Soldier.

"Shoot it now!"

"Take this!" Danville Bengal then shot the psychic knife!

"Now!" Said Mecha Trahzo.

"(Now!)" Thought Brony Kaiju Soldier.

Mecha Trahzo was about to warp, but his warp was corrupted as Brony Kaiju Soldier's katana hit him in the middle of his warp sequence!

"Wh..." Was all the evil robot counterpart of me could say before seeing the psychic knife cut through his body, separating his torso and legs! "My body...why you..." Then the robot was finished off as a boulder crushed him!

"You did well in your 1st fight new guys." Deezutra complimented.

"Thanks, now let's see how the others are doing." Said Danville Bengal before they all ran to the next battle.

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